[JR] Hello everybody and welcome to our thirteenth edition of RAW since the brand extension, Raw has been on a bit of a slump the past month losing the ratings battles to Smackdown and with the RAW ratings dropping over four consecutive weeks but Hollywood Hulk Hogan has booked a card tonight with faith that the people that are going to wrestle are going to wrestle the ratings back to the number one show in sports and entertainment that being WWE RAW!
[King] That's right JR! Raw needs to stick together and work as a collective to help bring back the ratings! We don't want Smackdown beating us! But tonight we have a strong show and I am thoroughly looking forward to our Main Event...Chris Benoit VS The Undertaker! with the mood The Undertaker was in last week I wouldnt like to be Chris Benoit here tonight! The only plus i suppose is that his Undisputed Championship wont be on the line in this one!
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Match 1
Single Action
Chris Candido Vs Lance Storm
King: well here comes our first match of the evening, Chris Candido has promised to make a mens for last weeks loss against Randy Orton and incidently Randy Orton will be facing Candido�s new old friend Shane Douglas later tonight.
[The scene goes backstage we see Booker T walking out of a room]
Booker T: Yeah thanks boss, you wont regret this...
[Book closese the door, turns around and bumps into Lance Storm and Christian]
Christian: why don�t you look where your going, you fool.....
Booker T: You didnt say that.....
Lance: I think you�ll find he did, this is what Im talking about Christian, pig ignorant Americans, just barging into people. This one is even worse, it looks as if he doesn�t even understand his own native language.
Booker T: What the hell are you two on about?. What is your problem with Americans, it just so happens were in America tonight..... so what ya�z got to say aBOOT that Canadians?...... I tell you what don�t even bother, because all the people out know, that you two are just a pair of SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKAAAAA�S!!!..
[With that Booker walks off with the fans screaming, Lance and Christian are disgusted. Scene goes back to ringside]
JR: We just saw Candido�s opponent for this match Lance Storm, maybe Lance�s anger will be taken out of Candido, Booker just bumped into them, it wasn�t as if it was on purpose!
King: ahhh but you don�t know that do you JR....It could all be an elaborate plot to attack all Canadians?
JR: do you actually listen to the things you say sometimes?
King: Yeah makes more sense than you most of the time HA HAHA
(( AC/DC - BACK IN BLACK))
[Chris Candido walks out with Tammy Stytch, Tammy walks in front of Candido, the fans give tammy a hard time and chant �Slut� at her. They walk down to the ring as the announcer introduces them, Tammy stays at ringside while Canido climbs the steps and gets into the ring]
JR: The fans giving both of these a pretty hard time here!...I don�t think they�ll be giving these man warm reception either....
(( UN-AMERICANS ))
[Lance Storm walks out, a few steps behind him is Christian. The fans are giving them a hell of a hard time especially that Christian is waving an upside down American flag. Storm rolls into the ring whilst Christian continues to parade the flag around ringside]
King: well here we have it folks, both men made a name for each other in ECW, lets see how they fare in WWE. Candido and Storm lock up..... Candido quickly breaks free, went for a HIP TOSS... Storm blocks it, COUNTER.... BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!. Nicely executed by Lance Storm, Storm continues the attack, ramming a high knee into Candido�s gut. Storm with a small package pin attempt 1.........2...... Candido kicked out, Candido is a little mad with that early pin attempt, and he�s letting Storm know about it. Candido with a series of punches, a left to Storm a right, Tammy is getting rather excited. Ill be right back JR HA HA. Candido working on Storm�s arm in the corner, he�s bent it around the rope. The referee aint happy with this he starts to count the move.... gets it to a 4 count, Candido making the most of the illegal hold. Canido hooks up.... FISHERMAN�s SUPLEX!, hook of the leg 1..........2..... NAH HUH!. Storm gets a shoulder up, both men back to their feet, Storm with a boot to the gut.... SWINGING NECKBREAKER from Lance Storm, Storm has pulled the referee to one side, Christian now pulling the bottom rope down over Canido�s neck, choking the life out of him!. Tammy aint gonna stand there and watch this, Christian turn around! LOW BLOW from Tammy to Christian!. Christian may have helped Storm but how big a price did he pay? HA. Storm gets Candido to his feet, whips him into the ropes, bounces out of the corner.... RELEASE BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! Lance Storm with the cover on Chris Candido....
JR: Tammy Stytch is up on the apron, the referee has spotted her, she�s trying to get int Storm has the cover 1............2..............3...............4........ Storm has this match won, Tammy has just saved it for Chris Candido. Storm is irrate, he confronts the referee about it. He�s started to push the referee around. Charles Robinson isn�t taking any of it, he just pushed Storm away....Candido takes advantage, DROP TOE HOLD... into a pin 1..........2...... Storm gets a hold of the bottom rope. Storm and Candido to their feet, Candido sends Storm into the ropes, Storm reverses it.... Candido sent into the ropes.... BACK BODY DROP... from Lance Storm. Candido gets up rather shakey though.... ARM BAR applied to Chris Canido, basic submission manoeuver by the man trained by Stu hart in his dungeon... Storm applying a lot of pressure to shoulder blade. Candido punching away with his free hand. Lance is forced to release the hold... Candio grabs Lance Storm... lifts him up... side walk slam..... NOPE.... BACK BREAKER. Canido into the cover 1......2...... Now Christian is trying to get into the ring, the referee has to stop him coming in. Christian makes the save once again for his team mate, Lance Storm has got up.... SPINE BUSTER to Chris Candido, he rolls him over.... HALF BOSTON CRAP!!! now thats what you call a submission hold. Canido has no where to go, he�s in the middle of the ring, he�s trying to make some distance but its as fi Storms feet are glued to the mat.... CANDIDO TAPS..... CANDIDO TAPS....
King: I think you�ll find that it isn�t a half boston crap that is actually a Candian Maple Leaf!.
Winner - Lance Storm Via Submission
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[Camera's go backstage now and we see The Undisputed WWE Champion, the camera then pans left and we see Hollywood Hulk Hogan the RAW brand owner standing at his desk and the crowd erupt in cheers]
[Hogan] Chris Benoit, the WWE Undisputed Champion, property of Smackdown, I called you into my office because I wanted a little chat about the main event tonight beacuse I want to set the record straight. Back earlier this year before the WWE and wCw titles were unified I was the WWE Champion so I know what it is like to hold the most prestigous title in this company and I know what it's like to hold it more than once, however Hollywood Hulk Hogan has never held the WWE Sadistic Undisputed Championship belt and yes you Chris Benoit have on two occassions but here on RAW that counts for nothing because you being property of Smackdown, here on RAW you are unable to defend that championship belt wrapped around your waist right there....
[Benoit] Hogan, enough of the useless rambling, what are you trying to get at?
[Hogan] Benoit, what I'm saying is whatever my accomplishments, what ever your accomplishments, here on RAW tonight you can throw them out of the window because your facing a jacked up PISSED OFF Dead Man and the match tonight it's non title, and it means that The Undertaker isn't going to care about winning, you may not like me bringing this up but he already did beat you, back at SummerSlam for that very title there and I know you have got Triple H to worry about for Survivor Series but tonight you better be focused on one half of the Tag team Champions and the president of Dead Man Inc, The American Bad Ass!
[Benoit] Look, Do I look like a man who needs to hear all this BS from somebody who I dont even work for? Hogan i know The Undertaker, I know what he can do, 12 years of destruction to date at this years Survivor Series blah blah blah who cares, who cares what he did in the past, it's all about the future and the future of this company is me CHRIS BENOIT! and I'll show everybody here tonight that I'm not messin' I'm gonna kick The Undertaker around my yard until I feel ready to make him TAP OR PASS OUT to the most feared submission move in WWE Sadistic history..THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!! just like many superstars who have come before, just like Chris Jericho, The Rock and Shawn Michaels..The Undertaker will FEEL MY PAIN!!!
[Hogan] Ok Benoit you wanna hear it bluntly from the RAW Brand owner huh? Well then BROTHA basically I dont think your capable of beating The Undertaker! (fans : ooooh) and while your on my show you work by my durastrictions and you do what i say and heck if you think you can beat The Undertaker how about you go to the ring later and prove me and all the Hulkamaniacs that you can beat him.....PROVE ME WRONG Benoit PROVE ME WRONG BROTHA!!
[With that Chris Benoit snarls at Hollywood Hulk Hogan and turns to leave Hogan's office, Benoit opens the door and just as he is about to leave in walks RVD]
[RVD] Yo Benoit, chill out, stress aint good for ya man, your WWE Sadistic Undisputed Champion, your supposed to be cool, take a page out of my book, I'm the Inter-Continental Champion and The Hardcore Champion, I'm cool with that because everythings cool when your R..V..D take a chill pill dude I'm beggin ya'
[Benoit] How about you get out of my face, before I break your legs you little punk
[Hogan] BENOIT! Get out of my god damn office Brotha!
[With that benoit smirks and just leaves the office tapping his Undisputed Title]
[RVD] Yo Hogan what's up with him? you know were not all like that over on Smackdown dude! Well what I came here for is because I know I'm not scheduled to fight tonight because Vince has me booked over on Smackdown to face his Corporate Buddy William Regal for my Hardcore Title. So I'm here but i'm unsure what to do, you got any ideas for me Brotha?
[Hogan] Hmm as matter of fact I have Rob, Mr.Monday Night could you do me a HUGE FAVOUR and this should be quite funny and you know RAW has been going downhill in the ratings, wel how about we get more RVD on the TV and help bring the ratings here on RAW back up, I'm not talking having you fight, but having you commentate, thats right tonights MAIN EVENT is going to be livened up by the colour commentary of R..V..D!! and to add to that, I haven't got too much to do, I think I'll join you BROTHA!!
[RVD] Hogan dude that is a tremendous idea, colour commentary by RVD and The Hulkster..THAT'S COOL!!
[Camera's back to ringside]
King : WHAT? Are we really that bad JR!! RVD and Hogan are replacing us at the announce desk for the last match of the night!
JR : We only got two more matches to call then King before Hogan and RVD replace us, this should be good folks!
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[The scene changes AGAIN! and alongside The Coach waiting for an interview is Kurt Angle!!!]
[Coach] Kurt, you requested this time, what would you like to say?
[Kurt] Yeah that's right Coachmundo, I requested this time buster because I need to say something to somebody who's attention I tried to get a long long time ago but I failed, a mans attention I tried to get when I first entered the WWE, a mans attention who I tried to get a few weeks ago here on RAW...
[Coach] So what your saying is that you want a mans attention?
[Kurt] Pretty much so ye.....SHUT UP!! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!! Dont twist my words Coachman!! I want to make a flat out challenge to former WWE Undisputed Champion, The Undertaker! Oh yeah It's True Coach! I am here to make a challenge to The Dead Man for a one on one contest at the Survivor Series! And I'm going to make myself famous Whoo!! It's Damn True Coach, now if you excuse me that's all I wanted to say, so Undertaker accept my challenge for the Survivor Series, that is if your MAN enough to accept it!!
[Coach] Thanks Kurt now back to rings........No hold on look Kurt, there is The Undertaker let me get a few words with him
[Undertaker is seen walking down the corridor obviously getting psyched up for his match later on where he will meet Chris Benoit, in one on one action]
[Coach] Undertaker, how do you feel about Kurt Angle just this second ago issuing a challenge for you, for a match at the Survivor Series?!?
[Undertaker] Is that right? That cue ball over there just made an open challenge to me, The American Bad Ass for a match at the Survivor Series?
[Kurt Angle stands in the background with hands on hips staring at The Undertaker]
[Kurt Angle] Well hello yeah!! I would have challenged you to your face if you were man enough to come up to me!!
[Undertaker] Do I look like a psychic? How would I know some random nobody would be thinking of challenging me? I mean I'm The Undertaker, I want to go up in the world and not get brought down to your level, a level of a little punk ass like you! (Crowd : oooooh)
[Kurt] Well are you going to accept a match with me at the Survivor Series or not? because if you dont accept well...this "Punk Ass" has a lot more testosterone than the so called "Bad Ass" (Crowd : oooooh)
[Undertaker] Kurt............IT'S ON!!! Your Amateur ass is mine at the Survivor Series, but dont worry about that just yet, you better worry about the match you have up next, because The Big Red Ass Kicking Machine is going to give you a taste of what you can expect at the Survivor Series courtesy of DEAD MAN INC!!
[Both men now nose to nose, or nose to chest if you like with each other, before Kurt backs off and leaves the scene with Undertaker staring at Kurt with an evil stare!
JR : Woah can you believe this King? first we hear the bombshell being dropped of Rob Van Dam and Hollywood Hulk Hogan doing commentary on the main event and now we have a match that has been set for the SURVIVOR SERIES between Kurt Angle and The Undertaker!
King : This night has been crazy already and we still haven't got to the god damn second match yet!
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Match 2
Four Way
One Pinfall
Taz Vs Kurt Angle Vs Brock Lesnar Vs Kane
JR : I think Hollywood Hulk Hogan has booked an outstanding match that is going to take place momentarily, Taz vs Kurt vs Brock vs Kane in a Fatal Four Way Match, we can expect one hell of a slobberknocker right here! There is undoubtedly a lot of history between the competitors in this match!
King : JR, It's gonna be INTENSE to say the least and because of that, I predict Kurt Angle to win, he shows Intensity, it's one of his 3 I's and he definately showed Intensity in challenging The Undertaker here tonight!
JR : That he did but did he show Intellegence? I wouldnt want a match with with The Undertaker in the mood he's been in in recent weeks!
King : Ok, I'll pick Brock then
((( KISS - WAR MACHINE )))
Taz walks out wearing black trousers with an orange stripe down the sides plus a orange 13 symbol, and a t-shirt that says JUST ANOTHER VICTIM!! written across the front with orange on black font.
((( BROCK LESNAR!! ))
Brock comes from behind the curtain with his agent Paul Heyman, he walks down the ailse with a purpose and jumps onto the apron and steps inside the ring and Heyman stands outside telling Brock to attack Taz! and now Brock runs at Taz now and just shoves him into the corner of the ring with his back being wrenched into the turnbuckles with velocity! as now Brock starts to ram his shoulder into Taz's gut...
((( YOU SUCK! DER DER YOU SUCK! DER DER YOU SUCK! DER DER YOU SUCK! ))
Kurt Angle strolls out now wearing his red white and blue ring attire with an A on the front, he gets a mass of YOU SUCK chants as he looks around to each side of the crowd and throws his arms in the air to wait for his pyro...
((( BOOM!! - Finger Eleven - Slow Chemical )))
Angle's pyro's on the ramp dont explode but Kane's on the stage do and The Big Red Ass Kicking Machine walks out wearing the tag team title around his waist, he made Kurt jump a mile as he now comes down the aisle after Angle and now its a fist fight in the aisle way! as Brock and Taz battle in the ring!
JR : This is mad folks! a fight in the ring and a fight in the aisle! Brock now Irish whip on Taz into the opposite corner as Brock follows in Taz gets his feet up and now jumps up onto the second rope and takes down Brock with a Bulldog takedown, not often you see Taz use that but it's affective
King : Meanwhile Kane with uppercuts and strikes to the face of Kurt sending him further down to ringside and now in the ring area but Angle gets an eye gauge through the eye holes in Kane's mask! and now Angle BELLY TO BELLY OVERHEAD on the outside to Kane! as Kurt now gets up and rolls into the ring as he see's Kane immediately SIT UP!
JR : Angle now inside and from behind of Taz with a roll up! 1........2.........Kane pulls Angle back out of the ring and knocks him down with a CLOTHESLINE! Taz now is up and he stomps on Lesnar and waits for him to pop up and now goes for a clothesline but Brock ducks and Taz is back dropped over the top rope and he takes out Kane!
King : Lesnar now just standing by the ropes as Kurt Angle rolls inside and he starts to talk to Lesnar about teaming up, Kurt now puts out his hand and Brock smiles but WHOA!! Now Brock taking down Kurt with a clothesline! Brock now laughing to himself but Kurt bounces back up behind Lesnar and drops him down with a GERRRRRMAN!! Angle bridging the suplex 1.........2...........Lesnar rolls off his shoulders out of the cover but Kurt still has the waistlock locked in and goes for a second attempt but Brock blocks and bends over and takes down Kurt Angle by the legs and now Brock going for a submission move by the legs...could be going for the ever so painful Indian Deathlock but now Taz is back in and from behind TAZMISSION!!
JR : Taz could put Brock away with this but now Kurt is up and as Taz has it locked in Kurt runs at the ropes and SPEAR!! a straight out football tackle by Kurt Angle sending both men backwards out of the ring through the ropes and Kurt is proud of this! and he poses to the crowd who boo! but Angle doesn't realise now that Kane is stepping into the ring through the ropes and he turns around and Kane is there! and Kane punches Kurt down! Kurt pops back up to his credit but gets dropped with a one arm SIDEWALK SLAM! Kane now steps through the ropes and goes to the top rope and he waits for Kurt to get up...FLYING CLOTHESLINE!!! Kane connects! Kane now moves across the ring on his knees into the cover and hooks back Kurts leg 1...........2............Brock back into the ring and pulls Kane off the cover, Brock now hammering away at Kane's back and neck with clubbing blows, these two faced off at No Mercy and have a heated rivalry! Brock now from behind on Kane BACK SUPLEX!!
King : Perfectly executed as now Brock into the cover 1............2...Taz is back inside and stomps on Lesnars back breaking the three, Taz now pulls Brock up and goes for an Irish whip but its countered and Taz just runs into Angle who grabs him for a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!! Angle now into the cover 1..........2..........Brock pulls Angle off Taz by the ankle with an ANKLE LOCK!! That is an insult! and now Brock going to try to make Kurt tap but now Kane is up behind Brock and he turns Brock around....GOOZLE!!...and CHOKE SLAM!! Brock sent to hell with a Hellacious Choke Slam! Kane now turns around and pulls up Taz and picks him up and TOMBSTONE!! Kane uses a Tombstone on Taz and he is left in a crumpled heap next to Brock and now Kane is on fire here!
JR : Kane now stalking Kurt who is getting up and Kurt is up and turns around and GOOZLE!! Kane lifts up Kurt for a Choke Slam! but NO! Kurt counters with the Victory Roll!! and roll through into the Ankle Lock!!! Kurt has it syntched in!! Kurt is going to make The Big Red Machine tap out here! There is a first time for everything folks will The Big Red Monster Tap? Kane is holding on here, surely he wont tap, he cant tap....edging towards the ropes now come on Kane get the ropes but no Kurt pulling him further away!!! Kane surely has got to tap but NO! Kane rolls over onto his backa nd pushes Kurt at the ropes who is low bridged by BROCK LESNAR! who is getting up by the ropes, what a message it would have sent to The Undertaker if Kurt had made his little brother tap out!
King : Brock now up to Kane who is just grogilly gteting up and LOOK!! Brock lifts up Kane and F5!!!!! BOOM!! Kane given the F5 and Brock makes the cover 1............2.............3!!! Brock defeated Kane!! the man that Kane defeated at No Mercy just beat Kane himself a few weeks later here on Raw! what about that!
JR : Yeah and Brock and Heyman celebrating like they won the World Cup or something over Kane but now Taz is back up and as Brock leaves the ring Heyman is still inside the ring and TAZMISSION to Heyman! and Taz choking away Heyman his old boss in ECW! eat that Heyman! as now we go to a commercial folks, Brock won this! but this aint over with kane and brock!
Winner : Brock Lesnar!
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[ Backstage we see Kane walking through the backstage area looking pissed carrying his tag team title by his side, moments after losing to Brock Lesnar, Kane busts into Hogan's office and slams his tag title down and starts to shout some orders out at Hogan]
[Kane] HOGAN!! I WANT ANGLE!!.....I WANT BROCK!!....I WANT TO HURT THEM TONIGHT!!! AND IF MY REQUEST ISN'T MET I'M GONNA HURT YOU!!!
[Hogan] Woah Woah Brotha! I was sort of expecting this so what I have planned is this, this is what i propose. You see at Survivor Series The Undertaker will take on Kurt Angle and once again you will take on Brock Lesnar in an end of a feud match, you beat him at No Mercy and he beat you tonight! so 17th November Kane in Madison Square Garden will be the decider and we will find out who truly is The Next Big Thing! But as far as tonights request is concerned I cannot grant that, but here I can give you a helluva match for next week!
[Kane] You better make it good Hogan!
[Hogan] Oh it is Kane, next week on Raw, in tag team action KANE AND THE UNDERTAKER will defend the WWE Tag Team Titles against the team of Brock Lesnar and Kurt Angle! Infact there will be another team in the match too! I'll decide that in due time but I think I already have an idea and you will have all the revenge you need, but please Kane leave now, The Big Red and Yellow Machine is busy Brotha!
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Match 3
Singles Action
Non-title
Shane Douglas Vs Randy Orton
JR: Our third match of the night we will see the European champion, Shane Douglas face the rookie, Randy Orton. If we take you back to last week, Randy Orton caused an upset victory against a debuting Chris Candido. What made matters worse is that Shane Douglas was present at ringside, and Randy still go the pin fall. So tonight were going to find out if Randy Orton can do the same to the Franchise...
King: HA HA yeah good one JR, some punk rookie like Randy Orton end the Franchise�s unbeaten Raw record are you serious JR? Just because his daddy�s a legend don�t make him a good wrestler!
JR: God dam King I know that, Randy wants to prove that exact point that he is a good wrestler, and that he isn�t sponging of his father�s work!
King: Yeah but come on, he wouldn�t be here if it weren�t for his daddy status in the industry.
JR: I disagree there Lawler, I believe Orton is a fine young talent, and would have gotten here with or without his family relations
King: Little touchy tonight aint we JR!
(( RANDY ORTON !!!!!))
[Randy Orton walks out his blue and yellow stripped trunks. Orton sprints down to the ring receiving a good reception from the fans. Once in the ring Randy climbs the tunbuckle�s and gets the crowd going for the match up]
King: Randy Orton stretching using the ropes to get ready for this match, If I were Orton I�d be watching my back through out this match, you know Candido is just waiting to pounce after last week. But Douglas is a proud man, he will want to pin Orton fair and square!
JR: Yeah right, Candido has helped him in his last two matches!
(( FRANCHISE THIS!!!!))
[Shane Douglas walks out with another of his made t-shirts on the front it reads�Shane Douglas Always the Franchise�. Douglas has the European strap on around his waist, Shane Douglas walks down the ramp, at the bottom he turns around and points to the back of his t-shirt]
King: ha ha look JR, Shane Douglas Always the Franchise, then on the back.... Now King of Raw. Well that sounds about right to me at least!
JR: Don�t talk rubbish. Douglas taking the euro belt off now, hands it to the referee who in turn hands it to the ring announcer to put aside. Douglas with some strong words to Orton, I wonder what he said, what ever it was, Orton didnt reply. The bell sounds, Orton starts to circle Douglas. They lock up, Orton quickly out of it with a whip into the corner. Orton went for an elbow barge, Douglas moved out of the way. Douglas starts to work on the ribs of Orton. Douglas may not be fast with those punches but I can assure you they are dong a lot of damage. Douglas stops the punches, he�s started wearing down the left leg of Orton. Douglas hooks the leg over the middle rope, Douglas STOMPING AWAY AT ORTON�S LEG. The referee permits three shots at the leg then tells Douglas to stop. Douglas backs off, allows Orton time to recover, then begins another attack with a HUGE UPPERCUT to Randy Orton. Shane Douglas gets Randy O to his feet, connects.... SNAP MARE SUPLEX. Rolls into the cover 1........2...... Orton kicks out after 2. Shane Douglas is complaining about the count being too slow, the referee tells him to get on with the match, and he does so... he grabs Randy Orton.. Send him�s into ropes... went for a clothesline... Randy ducked... on the come back.... BACK SUPLEX from Douglas,. Orton�s face bouncing of the mat. That had to hurt, Shane Douglas with another cover 1.........2....... Randy gets a hold of the bottom rope. Shane Douglas to his feet first unsurprisingly, REVERSE WRIST LOCK applied to the rookie, Shane Douglas keeping that hold on, no Orton gets out of it...... SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP... school boy roll up... 1............2..... Douglas gets out of it pretty easily.
King: Randy Orton here going on the offence, attempted hip toss... blocked by Douglas, another blocked by Douglas.... DDT FROM ORTON! Randy Orton gets Douglas to his feet, he backs him into the ropes... IRISH WHIP into the ropes..... DROP KICK from Randy Orton to Shane Douglas. Orton off the ropes.... ELBOW DROP.... a SECOND ELBOW DROP. Randy Orton with a hook of the leg 1...........2........ Douglas kicks out. Both men up here, Orton went for a neckbreaker perhaps, douglas blocks, turns it into a move of his own....... FULL NELSON SLAM! The Franchise with a SMALL PACKAGE roll up1............2........ Orton rolls through, pin attempt 1...........2........ Douglas got a shoulder up. The Franchise keeps the youngster grounded, he�s got an ARM BAR APPLIED, but he�s applied it so his legs are over his neck, choking him out with the same move. Orton is screaming in pain here, will he tap out, nope the referee isn�t happy with this move, he�s telling Shane Douglas to release it. The Franchise isn�t too happy about this at all, Douglas right in the face of the referee here, he isn�t happy with his officiating. Douglas realises the referee isn�t going to back down... Orton is waiting... hooks up SUPLEX!. Orton gets Douglas to his feet straight away... whips him into the corner. Rand Orton RAMMING HIS SHOULDER INTO THE GUT of the FRANCHISE. Randy Orton, pulls him away from the corner... Orton starts to climb the turnbuckle. The Franchise is down in the middle of the ring, what�s Orton gonna attempt. A Missile drop kick maybe?. Nope he�s positioned wrong for that.... Randy orton with a..... FLYING ELBOW DROP.... The franchise got up..... PITTSBURGH PLUNGE! Did you just see that JR Douglas caught him mid air and then hit the Pittsburgh plunge. What a move, Douglas is having trouble capitalising on that amazing move, he crawls over to make the cover 1..............2........... he�s got him ..... Orton got a foot to the rope! How close was that JR?
JR: Damn close, but this kid has got a lot of resistance!. Franchise is struggling to get to his feet, so I dread to think how Orton is gonna get to his. Douglas is walking over to Randy Orton, he�s getting him to his feet, Franchise with an IRISH WHIP to the opposite corner... follows it up.... ATOMIC DROP!.....to Randy Orton. Orton gets up from his knee�s douglas hooking up for something... Orton breaks free....went for the high kick.. Douglas caught his leg, he�s laughing at Orton.... ENZUGURI FROM RANDY O!. Laugh that one off Franchise... Randy Orton gets the cover 1............2........ DOUGLAS REACHES THE ROPES. The youngster almost pulled off another huge upset again. Both men are back up to their feet, Randy Orton looks to carry on the offence, attempted drop toe hold, Douglas blocked it, spines him around..... PILEDRIVER!!.... Shane Douglas gets the cover 1............2...........3. Damn it, Randy orton almost had it...
King: Did you just watch the same match? Shane Douglas has always been the Franchise, and now he�s the King of Raw!. Undefeated in 13 Raw brand shows? Can anyone else claim that huh?
JR: Ahhh shut up King!
Winner : Shane Douglas via PINFALL
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[After the Shane Douglas vs Randy Orton match cameras go backstage and we see a split screen with one showing The Undertaker walking down a corridor and the other showing Chris Benoit walking down a corridor and now we fade into a commercial break and after the break we will witness a HUGE Main Event Match!!]
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Match 4
Main Event
Non-title
Chris Benoit(UND) Vs The Undertaker(Tag)
JR : Now folks we'll leave our positions will I and The King here because as you may have seen earlier we are being replaced for the main event of the evening by the special guest broadcasting team of Hollywood Hulk Hogan the RAW brand owner and Rob Van Dam the WWE Inter-Continental Champion
King : This JR will be the first match in the history of RAW that at least one of us hasnt sat at ringside to call, this will be a new experience for everybody here in the WWE!!
((( VOODOO CHILD fade out ONE OF A KIND )))
Hulk Hogan walks out with Rob Van Dam to the announce position by the rampway, JR and King leave the area as Hogan and RVD both climb the announce desk after each other to pose to the crowd with their signature taunts, before putting their headsets on and doing the job of commentating...
RVD : I never done this before folks but it's gonna be cool, everythings cool when your RVD as we all know!
Hogan : And everything's cool when your HULK HO-GAN aswell BROTHAS!! Were just out here to add a bit of flava and a bit of rythmn to this main event featuring great wrestlers but boring people and I just feel like me and RVD need to get our faces on the TV screen!
RVD : That's right Dude! Lets get started I can't get wait!
((( BONG - DEAD MAN WALKIN'! )))
Hogan : Here comes a dude with a decade of destruction under his belt, he can hurt you in so many ways, take it from me dude! I been in a Buried Alive Match with his guy at this years Royal Rumble!
RVD : One tough dude, I fought him a few times also but I much prefer his brother, Undertaker needs a chill pill what you think Hulkster?
Hogan : I think he needs to be focused now and put on a good match for us guys!
((( OUR LADY PEACE - WHATEVER )))
RVD : Yeah and what about this guy, super serious dude from Smackdown the Undisputed Champion Chris Benoit, he might be the champ but he aint RVD!! nobody aint gonna be as cool as me, I'm Rob Van Dam!!
Hogan : you better watch him, he says he'll break your legs BROTHA!!
(both laugh)
RVD : Aint no chance he gonna break anything apart from his own legs here tonight courtesy of Dead Man Inc Dude!
(DING DING DING)
Hogan : The Bell sounds and folks were underway and now both dudes lock up, Mark is a mamooth he'll sure win this one what is Benoyte thinking?
RVD : I dunno, Benoit hasn't got anything between the ears though Hulk, infact he needs a Check Up from the Neck Up i'd say and some more chill pills to boot.
Hogan : Christ how many chill pills do you take in a day Rob? BUT IN ANY EVENT, WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER, THE RING MOVED!, OH MY GOD!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, Undertaker with a Drop Toe hold OH NO!!!
RVD : Don't worry the dude knows how to break fall
Hogan : your supposed to break fall?
RVD : well yeah dude and that wasn't a drop toe hold it was an arm drag
Hogan : whatever dude
RVD : Let me call the action dude, everythings cool when it's called by RVD! Benoyte now back up and runs at Take but he gets taken down with a clothesline, What a dude of a clothesline boys and girls! and now Taker into a cover 1...........2.........Benoyte gets a shoulder up. Take now drops down the point of the elbow down on benoyte and hey those are some cool tattoo's aren't they Hulk
Hogan : yeah i always wondered what was going on with those tats, they sure do rule but Hulk never had any done, It would have ruined my all America charachter back in the 80's Rob
RVD : I was a Hulkamania and if you had had some tats Hulk I think you would have ended up like Papa Shango did.
Hogan : He's still in the WWE Rob, It's The Godfather
RVD : IN ANY EVENT, Benoit avoided that elbow drop about two minutes ago folks as you would have seen and he's been kicking away at Undertaker ever since with clubs to the back dudes and some shots to Takes ribs. Benoit now pulls Take up and SNAP SUPLEX damn that move hurts as Benoit now holds on and looking for a second but the Dead Dude counters with a SuperPlex of his own to Benoit! Undertaker now up and climbs the top turnbuckle and waits for Benoit to get up FLYING CLOTHESLINE!!! But Benoit moves out of the way that was pretty cool for Benoit and now Taker rolls across the mat but Benoit jumps on him looking to hook up for the Crippler Dudeface but Takes is by the ropes and he grabs them to save the pain.
Hogan : The Raw Ref Earl Hebner breaking it up as now Benoit kicks away at Taker before pulling him up now and whats he looking for, nah no chance mate...OH HE GOT IT!! He PROVED ME WRONG!!
RVD : Haha yeah why didn't you think Benoyte could do a Krautplex? Great German by Benoit to Undertaker and now Benoit holding on dudes very pugnaciously, like a rabid wolverine, like a machine and now a SECOND....and a THIRD into a bridge 1..............2..................Taker kicks out! I thought that was gonna be it righht there Hollywood
Hogan : Benoit up now and he grabs Take up and looks for a Neckbreaker but Take counters into a deadly submission manoevre, the Taking Care of Business I beliebve its called folks otherwise known as a Dragon Sleeper! Take now syntching it in but now look running down the aisle here is Kurt Angle! What the hell is this dude doing here? he better not interfere or there will be pain! Taker see's Angle and drops Benoit but he hasn't tapped and now Angle onto the apron but Take grabs Angle by the neck DUDES! and now CHOKE SLAM! Angle slammed off the apron!
RVD : Holy Moly! That was crazy, he's a mad head that Dead Dude and now he turns around to concentrate on Benoit as the referee looks to Kurt Angle through the ropes as he lies on the outside of the ring and Benoit with a LOW BLOW followed by a DDT! and Benoit now signals the end as he goes up top rope and he's gonna look for the Swan Dive Head Butt, Benoit leaps off and CONNECTS!! Benoit now rolls into the cover 1...............2...............Taker kicks out! I can't believe that, someone jumping off the top rope and laying the nut on Undertaker and the dude still sits up, maximum respect for that guy Hulk
Hogan : Benoit cant believe it he now pulls Undertaker up and Irish whip into the corner but Take counters and Benoit flies into the corner, Taker runs in and CLOTHESLINE!! and Benoit is groggy, Benoit now is going to be sent for a ride CHOKE SLAM!! Benoit is planted 1............2..........................Angle is up on the outside and he puts Benoit's foot on the rope! I'm gonna go down there and sort that dude out Brotha!
[Hogan drops the headset and makes his way down to ringsiode to huge cheers]
RVD : guess it's just me...R..V..D now folks! but thats cool, Hogan is down there and OOOH...OOOOH....OOOOH punches to Angle and get ready for the big punch it's coming, it'll be here in a minute, it's still in the air, it'll land in a minute......OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH that nailed Angle against the ring apron dudes and now Hogan picks up Angle and tries to walk backstage with him as Angle is groggy after the Hogan punches, but wait dudes in the ring Benoit has The Undisputed Championship Belt and WHACK!!! That just took out The Take and now ref back on the job 1....................2.....................3 ref counts the three for Benoit, he didn't see the belt shot he was looking up the aisle and now Benoit has won this one!
Winner : Chris Benoit via pinfall
RVD : Well dudes it has been a good match but now Angle in the aisle sliding down Hogan's back where he is carrying him away and Angle with a takedown in the aisle and into the ANKLELOCK!! That's his own boss! Raw fighting Raw? That's cool!! But not when it's your boyhood hero and friend getting his ass kicked by some bald headed goofball, I'm off to kick that dudes ass! Peace
[The announce table is left empty as RVD gets to the stage area and goes to help Hogan against Angle, RVD now pulls Angle off Hogan who must have some damage to that Ankle from that but now RVD and Angle battling back to ringside and meanwhile in the ring The Undertaker is being decimated by Benoit and now locked into the Crippler Crossface!! RVD is getting the better of Angle and now Roundhouse to the head of Angle but Kurt ducks and into an ANGLE SLAM outside the ring! as now Angle rolls into the ring and applies an ANKLE LOCK to the Undertaker aswell as The Crossface!, RVD and Hogan are down and they can't help Undertaker here]
Fans : WE WANT KANE! WE WANT KANE!!
((( BOOM!! ))
[Kane runs out and past Hogan and RVD,slides into the ring and Angle and Benoit flee, Kane now pulls up Undertaker as Kane trash talks up the aisle to Benoit and Angle as the crowd chant YOU SUCK to both of them, RVD now gets in the ring and joins The Brothers as Hogan leaves backstage via medics tending to his Ankle, but now from behind the curtain comes Brock and F5!!! TO HOGAN!!! OH MY GOD!! Hogan lying on the stage motionless via a Smackdown superstar and two Raw Superstars as they are opposed in the ring by two Raw superstars and a Smackdown star! Brands not sticking up for each other tonight it's been a war what will happen on Smackdown and dont forget to tune in next week on Raw for the WWE Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Match!]
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