JR : Hello and welcome folks to where the action is at in the WWE! Welcome to the RAW ZONE! and you bet your bottom dollar that with the card we have set tonight and the repercussions were gonna see from an explosive night last week there is gonna be a WAR right here on RAW!
King : JR, we have a Number One contenders match to the Tag Team Titles, a Newcomesr Match, a Grudge Tag Team Match, and the fourth in the best of five series matches...a first ever here on RAW...a STAIRWAY TO HELL MATCH JR!!! Can anybody say ECW? but this isn't going to be Extreme Crappy Wrestling, It's going to be Extreme CHAOTIC Wrestling, This sort of match can shorten a man's career and tonight Taz will have to risk that and BEAT Shane Douglas to keep this series alive!! Or else it's Series Shane Douglas!
JR : Also folks we'll have an update on The Nature Boy Ric Flair, he sustained injuries in the Main Event last week, we knew it was a possibility, but Ric Flair risked it for the fans, to give them a show, and unfortunately he payed the consuequences for it! But we'll have an update on that right here tonight! All this and more right here on RAAAAWWWW!!!
((( KISS - WAR MACHINE )))
King : Looks like were going to be joined by Taz out here now, Taz is 2-1 down in the best of five series that has been on hold as of late, with the last match being at Unforgiven which Taz clawed back after losing the first two matches.
JR : He looks focused already, and he ought to be, Taz in pair of tracksuit bottoms and his orange 13 t-shirt, he gets in the ring and grabs a microphone...
[Taz]
You thought that last weeks Main Event was good? Well you all aint seen nothing yet! Tonight is a match that has never been seen in the WWE before, a match that was deemed too extreme to be broadcasted on live World Wrestling Entertainment television. Tonight in the fourth out of five series matches, It's Taz, The Human Suplex Machine, against Shane Douglas, The Franchise well I could bark on about mutual respect all I wanted to but tonight I'm not going to respect anything, I'm not going to respect the well being of Shane Douglas's body or respect the well being of a Ladder or a Kendo Stick. I'm going to brutalise Shane Douglas and I'm going to brutalise the weapons until I hurt you so bad to just win the match, and then Shane it will go to match five of five, the BARBED WIRE ROPE MATCH! and from 2-0 down I will come back and win this series you challenged me too and i'll win it 3-2. And nobody and I mean NOBODY will forget the name of TAZ simply Shane I'm challenging you to BEAT ME IF YOU CAN.......SURVIVE IF I.....
((( FRANCHISE THIS! )))
JR : Look's like Shane Douglas has had enough and he's walked out onto the stage and he has a microphone in his hand, it looks like he has something to say...The European Title is draped over his shoulder...
[The Franchise]
Taz Taz Taz...You seem to be ignoring the basic facts little man! You know what I respect you, and I know that you deep down respect me, we got a little mutual respect thing going but your right, you shouldn't respect me, not in the matches, you shouldn't respect me until the end of tonight, because at the end of this night I will have WON the Stairway to Hell Match, and I will have WON the Best of Five Series Tournament so Taz don't get ahead of yourself talking about match five, not before we finished match four tonight. Basically Taz what I'm saying is pinch yourself, wake up and realise that I OWN YOU! and that tonight I will BEAT YOU!! and I will SURVIVE this match tonight and win this best of five series tournament and then...and only then will there be any respect between us!
[Taz]
Shane, you know what, our match, it aint for a good hour and a half yet and your mouth is starting to annoy me, so how about you walk down this aisle and we give these fans a sneak preview of how tonight you will become JUST ANOTHER VICTIM!
King : Woah Taz punking out The Franchise? Franchise now accepting the little challenge and he's walking down the aisle now and he's tossed his European Championship down he's ready to get some of Taz!
JR : WAIT!!! It's The Undertaker!!! What the hell is he doing out here? Undertaker running down the aisle and attacking Douglas from behind, Shane Douglas beat The Undertaker last week and obviously Undertaker wants some revenge on Douglas.
King : That's all well and good but it was Kurt Angle's interference that cost The Undertaker last week, but maybe Undertaker is going to deal with Douglas now and then Kurt Angle later in the Tag Team Match. Undertaker now kicking away at Douglas at the bottom of the aisleway as Taz in the ring looks on smiling at what is happening.
JR : Undertaker kicking the hell out of Douglas here, now pulling him up and huge soup bones to Douglas and now he picks him up and BEARHUG POSITION and ramming Douglas back into the ringpost and again, that's twice and now he Irish Whips Douglas across the outside and into the metal steps! This is hideous! as officials run down here now and seperate The Undertaker from Shane Douglas...
King : But as that happens Taz rolls out of the ring and slaps the Tazmission on a helpless Shane Douglas! Taz now leaves it in for a good ten, twenty seconds until he releases and grabs the microphone, standing over a fallen Shane Douglas on the outside of the ring..
[Taz]
Shane Douglas, lying here, symbolising his own fate, because tonight like I said before he will be become JUST ANOTHER VICTIM OF TAZ!
JR : Well Taz and Undertaker in a joint effort have left The European Champion laying, I don't think this was a set up, just two men with a supreme grudge against the same person, a common enemy in Shane Douglas.
King : The question is will this effect Shane Douglas chances of winning here tonight? I'd say so, He can't be 100% after such a beating surely!
**Commercial**
Match One
Tag Team Match
No.1 Contendership to tag titles
Sabu and Leviathan Vs Diamond Dallas Page and John Cena
King: Next up we�ve got two members of the revolution against fairly new talent to the Raw brand, Diamond Dallas Page and John Cena. Page and Cena tagging for the first time in history and what a chance they have tonight, a chance to become the number one contenders to the Tag Team title!
JR: Lets no forget that, this isn�t Sabu and Leviathan�s first chance at the tag titles, they faced Kane and Test last month at Unforgiven for the titles, but Kane was determined to keep the titles and he did!. Maybe this time around Sabu and leviathan can pick things up, win this match and beat Kane and Test. Talking of Kane he faces the third member of the revolution Brock Lesnar in a tag match. Brock will have a returning Kurt Angle on his side and Kane will join up with his brother the Undertaker, thats later tonight, but now on with the first match..
(( BANG... YO... ITS ME... ITS ME... ITS D.....D.....P!))
[Diamond Dallas Page walks out with his signature leather jacket with a set of hands in a shape of a diamond, Page walks down the ramp he gets closer to the bottom, holds his hands in a diamond and slams them down, pyro�s shoot off on the rampway. Page rolls into the ring, takes his jacket off and hands it to a ringside hand. Dallas then mounts a turnbuckle and does a few more Diamond signs]
(( DURN DURN DER DER - RUTHLESS AGGRESSION))
King: here come the poster boy of Ruthless Aggression, do you think that this is DDP�s mystery prize because he won that triple threat last week?
JR: No Im sure Hollywood will reward him with something else, to do with his singles pursuit!
[John Cena sprints down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope, he stands up and walks over to Page and extends his hand, Page accepts. Cena starts to warmup while waiting for the Revolution]
((MEANING OF LIFE - DISTURBED))
[Sabu and Leviathan walk out each wearing a Ric Flair �WHOOOOOOOO� T-shirt. They walk out laughing both screaming at the top of their voices � Whoooo�. The pair walk down to the ring, jump up onto the apron and get into the ring. Sabu and Leviathan run into the ropes bounce of and do a Ric Flair strut, they laugh and give each other 5]
JR: The sick SON OF A BITCHES!, Didnt they do enough to Ric Flair last week without coming out and reminding us all? It�s bad enough wearing the t-shirt but then to do Flair�s signature strurt, the bastards!. Sabu and Cena is going to start us of, these two have a lot of history aswell, Sabu along with Leviathan and Lesnar destroyed Cena two weeks ago. By god Cena gave Sabu a run for his money, coming close to pinning him.
King: Well the referee Charles Robinson starts the match, Sabu and Cena circle each other, they lock up... Cena backs Sabu into the ropes.... PUNCHES TO SABU�s GUT!., John Cena now reaches for Sabu, sends him into the ropes... BACK BODY DROP FROM CENA. The Rookie makes the cover 1....2. NOPE. Sabu quickly gets a shoulder up. Cena s now grabbing at the Ric Flair t-shirt he�s not impressed with them wearing it either... Cena has ripped the t-shirt of his back... Cena now with knife edge chops... RIC FLAIR CHOPS! WHOOOOOO ... A SECOND... WHOOOO.... A THIRD.... WHOOO. Cena with an IRISH whip into the opposite corner.. Sabu bounces out of the corner, Cena goes to his knee�s makes the back slide cover 1.....2... Sabu gets out of the pinfall. Both men back up, Sabu with SHOULDER TAKE DOWN, knocking the young�en to the mat. Sabu picks him back up, and he�s applying a WRIST LOCK, Sabu backs Cena into his corner, releases the wrist lock now starts hammering away with some huge knee�s to Cena�s gut, Sabu tags in Leviathan.
JR: Leviathan keeping Cena in the corner, Leviathan taking his aggression out on Cena, and by the looks of it, he sure as a hell has a lot of it!. Leviathan pulling Cena up onto the turnbuckle here, high impact manoeuver by the looks of it.... going for a superplex perhaps....Cena hammers away... Cena pushes him off, Leviathan falls from the top turnbuckle... Cena up on the top turnbuckle.. Leviathan gets up... MISSLE DROP KICK FROM JOHN CENA. My god what a move from the rookie, but both men are down here... DDP and Sabu encouraging their opponents to get up and make the tag.. Cena is crawling over to Page, he gets the tag... Leviathan starts to get to his feet. Would have been more wise for him to tag out there, Diamond Dallas Page has Leviathan on the ropes, sends him into the opposite set of ropes.... SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE. Page covers Leviathan 1...2.. NO Page to his feet, Leviathan is aswell now. Leviathan with a HIP TOSS to DDP, DDP back up, Leviathan goes for another, page blocks it... Leviathan goes for the other side, Page blocks that aswelll.... HEAD BUTT FROM LEVIATHAN. What a dirty move, Leviathan into the cover 1....2.. Page gets a foot on the rope, referee only just see�s it in time.
King: This really would put the brakes on the efforts of the revolution if Sabu and Leviathan don�t come away with the win tonight. Leviathan is up, but he�s keeping DDP on the mat with some kicks to the side of the ribs... Leviathan picks him up sends him into the ropes. MISSES THE CLOTHESLINES... DDP onto the other ropes.... BACK BODY DROP.... DDP landed on his feet.... PILEDRIVER! Page with the pin attempt 1.....2... Sabu in to break the count. John Cena is now and the referee stops him from getting in, Sabu and Leviathan double teaming Page in their corner, Leviathan tags in Sabu. Sabu now takes page out of the corner.. BELLY TO BACK THROW... Rolls page over 1... Cena in to break the count. Returning the favour to Sabu, Sabu isn�t happy about this, he walks over to Cena and gets in his face. CENA JUST SLAPPED THE TASTE RIGHT OFF HIS MOUTH. Sabu cant believe it he�s in shock, DDP is waiting.... DIAMOND CUTTER, page makes the cover, Leviathan in to make the save, Cena blocks Leviathan 1....2.....3. Diamond Dallas Page and John Cena beat Sabu and Leviathan. This fight is still going on, Cena charges at Sabu sending him over the ropes. Now DDP is getting some revenge on Leviathan... off the ropes... DIAMOND CUTTER TO LEVIATHAN. Leviathan rolls out of the ring, he and Sabu make their way up the ramp, DDP and Cena are getting a shot at the tag titles!
Winners - Diamond Dallas Page and John Cena
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[Camera's go backstage and the fans are on their feet as they see Hollywood Hulk Hogan walking down the backstage area, although he has a very serious look on his face, wearing a pair of black trousers and a red Hulkamania shirt aswell as a black bandana, it looks like he's heading for the ring!]
JR : Hollywood Hulk Hogan is here but he isn't looking in the best of moods!
King : Do you blame him JR? He and Ric Flair were humbled by the New School last week, there is no room for losers and Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair lost last week, they are owners, they shouldn't be fighting in the first place and to lose, it's an embarrassment to the WWE.
((( VOODOO CHILD - HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN )))
JR : Here comes Hollywood Hulk Hogan!, marching to the ring, he obviously has something on his mind, maybe he will inform us on Ric Flair's well being? Hogan now into the ring as he takes a microphone from Lillian Garcia and he signals his music be stopped...
[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]
Folks, I'm out here to inform you all on Ric Flair's condition, and as much as I appreciate everybodies cheers for me here tonight, It isn't about me, It's about The Nature Boy Brotha's Whoooooo!! That's why I have spent money on organising a a video link up, linking WWE RAW here tonight with Ric Flair's house in Charlotte North Carolina so he can speak to us all live here on RAW! and he can tell us when he'll be back, wheelin' dealin' and doin' what he does best! so now if we can, can we go to the video link up.....
((( REVOLUTION! )))
JR : Oh for god sake! Show a little bit of heart! Interuppting this video link up as now Paul Heyman walks out onto the stage with Brock Lesnar, Sabu and Leviathan aren't there because they just fought a match against John Cena and Diamond Dallas Page!...
[Paul Heyman]
Well HULKSTER, I'm afraid that were going to have to wait until another time before we see Ric Flair, and we'll all have to wait in anticipation of hearing how Ric Flair is! What a shame I really wanted to know how he was aswell, I hope he is doing ok, I mean he must be bust up pretty bad, That reminds me, I'll have to sign the get well soon card which has been signed by every member of Revolution. Get well soon Richard I really mean that from the bottom of my heart!
JR : Heyman doesn't have a heart! Neither does any member of Revolution!
[FANS]
ASSHOLE!! ASSHOLE!! ASSHOLE!!
[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]
Heyman, you think your real clever by stopping this video link? Well I think it's bang out of order! Don't you have a heart? Don't you realise that your group, and specifically that man Brock Lesnar have injured one of the great legends of this business and he may not be even capable of filling in his role of WWE Commissioner anymore, thanks to you guys! Is that what you wanted? To end the career of a legend?
[Paul Heyman]
Hogan, I told you, I'm really sorry that Ric Flair got injured, The get well soon card will be posted first thing tomorrow morning!
[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]
You make me SICK DUDE! and I'm not just talking about your appearance! Interuppting the video link is just not on BROTHA! and.........
**Video comes on the titantron,and it shows Ric Flair sitting in his arm chair at home, he has a neck brace on and we can see some bruises over his face and cuts over his eyes, Flair has a microphone on his jacket and begins to speak**
[Ric Flair]
WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! It's The Nature Boy!!! WHOOOOOOOOO!! Live on the Hulkatron via Videolink in Charlotte North Carolina. Now this is time for my segment, the video link payed for by Hollywood Hulk Hogan and if Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman think they are going to interuppt it well they WHOOOOO! better think again! (fans : whooo!) Well everybody wants to know how The Nature Boy is huh? The Nature Boy is doing about as good as is possible for a guy who got his ass kicked by Revolution last week. The good news is that it's not as serious as first thought, yeah I was hurt pretty bad, I was KO'd, knocked unconscious and unable to defend myself from a Brock Lesnar beatdown but you know what apart from gaining a bad state of Whiplash from hitting that ringpost heavy and gaining some bad cuts and bruises from a brutal onslaught I'm doing fine WHOOOO!! Now I'm still on pain killers for my neck injury but luckily nothing is broken and the doctors say that I can return to Commissionery role in a matter of weeks rather than months and as for my wrestling career, I am battered but I feel I have ONE BIG MATCH left in me! and you better believe when I'm healed and when I'm sorted out physically and mentally I'll be coming back to cause some more chaos and I'll show everybody why they call me THE DIRTIEST PLAYA IN THA GAME!!
[Paul Heyman]
Booo hoo Booo hoo WHOOOO!! Ric Flair feels he's got another big match in him? What's he gonna do? face Brock in a thumb war? face Sabu in slaps match? take on Leviathan at a game of cards? Ric be realistic you career was ENDED BY THE REVOLUTION!! and if you return, you'll only be subject to even more PAIN via this man Brock Lesnar and the rest of Revolution Sabu and Leviathan!
[Ric Flair]
Heyman, you may be right, Ric Flair's career may well be over, but you are not a wrestler, you never payed the price of a wrestling lifestyle and that is why I will return and WHOOOO!! Style and Profile once more!
[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]
Ric, you just take your time in returning, you don't want to return prematurely, you want to be 100% when you return, and until then Ric I'll gladly accept the role of running the WWE soley and gladly accept the role of defending your honour by eliminating the Revolution from the WWE, defending your honour a fellow legend and as my first act as defending your honour I'm going to book Brock Lesnar up there a match for No Mercy! and just because that slimeball Paul Heyman seems to biting off more than he can chew aswell I'm going to make a match, a HANDICAP NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH! Brock Lesnar will team up for the very first time with his agent PAUL HEYMAN! to take on one half of the WWE Tag Team Champions 'The Big Red Machine' KANE!
(fans explode into cheers)
[Brock Lesnar]
Hogan you think your real funny huh? Well that's fine, Paul can stand on the apron while I DISMANTLE and Sistamatically DESTROY The Big Red Retard KANE, and Ric Flair, you can talk trash all you want while your in another god damn state but once again if you return, you will go face to face with BROCK LESNAR and I will make sure that I not only end your career...I WILL END YOUR LIVELIHOOD!!!
[Brock's Music hits as Heyman who has a slight smile over his face walks backstage with Brock, Hogan and Ric Flair stare at each other via a screen as they are powerless it seems against this unstoppable force of The Revolutionists, the video link ends as we go to yet another commercial]
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Match Two
One on One
Debut Raw brand Match
Hollywood signs Booker to Raw brand after one week on Smackdown
Booker T Vs Justin Credible
JR : Up next is a match between two new superstars to RAW Justin Credible and Booker T!
King : That is right JR, except that Booker T isn't really new, he just keeps swapping shows, first he was signed to RAW, then he jumped to Smackdown only to decide that he wants to be on RAW again! Booker T better make his mind up or else Justin Credible will scramble it here tonight!
((( JUST-IN-CREDIBLE!! )))
Justin Credible walks out to massive boo's from the crowd as he walks down the aisle wielding a singapore cane, he gets in the ring and grabs a microphone
[Justin Credible]
.....
((( CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKA?!?!? )))
JR : Obviously Booker T isn't in the mood to be listening to Justin Credible's useless rambling, Booker T stands on the stage and as his entrance music says SUCKAAAAAAA he raises his arms and fire pyro's explode on the stage, Booker T now walking towards the ring but Justin Credible guarding the ring angry at Booker T thrashing the singapore cane around to ensure Booker T can't get into the ring! Booker T now starts rooting under the ring and he pulls out his own singapore cane! and now he goes over to the timekeepers desk and grabs a microphone...
[Booker T]
YOU DAMN SKIPPY HIPPY! You want to go at it Hardcore Style with the COUNT EM' five time, five time, five time, five time, five time Dubya See Dubya Champee Holmes? Well you just got your wish..BITCH!
King : Looks like this is going to be a Hardcore match JR! Booker T into the ring with his singapore cane in hand and ducks a swing by Justin Credible with the stick and comes back at Justin with a HARLEM SIDE KICK!!
Fans : BOO-KER -T...BOO-KER -T...BOO-KER -T
JR : These fans really behind Booker T, Booker now picks up both singapore canes and waits for Justin Credible to get up, he swings both canes at Justin Credible's head but he manages to duck and counters with a DROPKICK! Justin now into a cover 1.........2....Booker kicks out, Justin pulls Booker up by his dreads and sets up a snapmare followed by a kick to the back, if anybody played attitude folks Road Dogg used it and it was called a Spinal Tap!
King : Yeah I remember how I used to wrestle as myself and kick your ass on that game JR!
JR : But in any event folks Credible now picking up a Singapore cane, they didn't have those on WWF Attituide folks and WHACK right into the small of the back of Booker T and again! twice snapping the stick across the back as now Credible into the cover 1........2........Booker T somehow getting a shoulder up! Credible now standing in the corner of the ring as he waits for Booker T to get up, he's untying the middle turnbuckle pad and now Booker T is up and he runs across at Justin but he gets given a Drop Toe Hold! Booker T is on dream streeat after that and now Justin Credible grabs the other singapore cane and starts cracking it across Booker's back some more! Justin pulls Booker out of the corner now into a BACK SUPLEX! He's really taking him to school here! Justin into the cover 1.......2.......Booker kicks out! still Booker kicking out though, he's as resilient as hell!
King : Justin Credible now signalling the end of the match as he grabs a half beaten singapore cane and goes to the top rope, he jumps off looking for a shot to Booker's head but Booker dodges and hits a kick to Credibles gut in mid air! Credible drops the stick as now Booker hits the ropes he's gonna look for a Scissors Kick but Justin moves out of the way of that and WHAM!! a SUPER SWEET KICK, knocking out some of Booker's teeth surely with that one as he falls to the mat maybe unconscious from that blow as Justin Credible covers 1.........2..........3 Justin Credible wins this one!
Winner : Justin Credible
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[Camera's switch backstage as we see The Undertaker walking down the backstage area, he is bashing at doors with his fists and his feet shouting 'ANGLE!' 'COME ON KURT!' etc He wants to get his hands on Kurt Angle for what happened last week when Kurt Angle cost The Undertaker his match with Shane Douglas, obviously The Deadman can't wait any longer, not even five or ten minutes more for when he faces Kurt Angle on opposite sides in a Tag Team Match! Undertaker now barges down a door right into the locker room of HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN! Hollywood still looks like he's not in the very best of moods]
Underatker : HOGAN! WHERE THE HELL IS KURT ANGLE? I WANT TO BEAT SOME RESPECT INTO THAT SORRY OLYMPIC BASTARD!
Hulk Hogan : Woah hold up Taker DUDE! You see I'm not in the very best of moods tonight, I've got the Revolution shunning my authority, I'm still upset at not having Ric Flair around this place to help me run things, I am concerned about Flair's condition and now I have you bust in here wanting to get your hands on Kurt Angle! I mean your up next in a Tag Team match against him BROTHA! What more do you want?
Undertaker : Your not in the very best of moods? What else more do I want? I want to find Kurt Angle before our match tonight and show him some PAIN! That's what I want HOGAN!
Hulk Hogan : Well Undertaker, I think your missing out on the big picture, Kurt Angle is a guy returning back to this company, making his comeback and he used you to catapult himself, he used you, the legendary figure that you are to get recognised again. After your match here tonight you should let that go, forget about it, let bygons be bygons because the bigger picture is the WWE UNDISPUTED WORLD TITLE DUDE! And I know that you crave that Championship belt and the fact is that the RAW BRAND NEEDS an Undisputed Championship contender and you haven't had your rematch yet from Unforgiven and that is why at No Mercy you have been chosen from the RAW BRAND to compete in a Number One Contenders Match for the Undisputed Title, In an Inter Brand match with a Smackdown talent of Vince McMahon's choosing, so if I were you I'd look athe big picture, Kurt Angle and Shane Douglas you need to forget them for the time being and represent RAW in bringing back the WWE Undisputed Championship once again to where it rightfully belongs, on the number one brand that is RAW BROTHA!
Undertaker : So what I'm hearing here Hogan is that you have put me forward for a Number One Contenders match at No Mercy against a to be named superstar of Vince McMahon's talent roster over on Smackdown! Well Hogan I'll gladly accept that and I will once again join the championship race and bring the WWE Undisputed Championship home to The Deadman and The RAW BRAND! and whoever my opponent will be at No Mercy for this Inter Brand match, whether they have been secretely chosen by Vince McMahon yet or not, they all better watch and take note, because I am going to use Kurt Angle to put the message across to every other wrestler in the WWE, I am going to hurt Kurt Angle, his blood will be on my hands Hogan and I will show everybody why I am known as THE AMERICAN BAD ASS!
[Hogan and Undertaker stare down and then Undertaker eventually backs out of the office with a right huge old smile on his face, at No Mercy it's The Undertaker vs a to be named Smackdown Talent for the Number One Contendership at the Undisputed Championship!]
**Commercial - No Mercy**
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Match 3
Tag Team Match
Kane and The Undertaker Vs Brock Lesnar and Kurt Angle
JR : We just heard the announcement that The Undertaker has been put forward by Hollywood Hulk Hogan to face a to be named Smackdown wrestler at No Mercy in a Number One Contenders match for the Undisputed Championship!
King : Once again the WWE Undisputed Championship is going to be coming back to RAW!
JR : But Undertaker better take his mind off No Mercy and focus on the tag team match that is coming up next!
((( I'M AN AMERICAN BAD ASS! )))
The Undertaker walks out onto the stage with a huge grin on his face, wearing his normal ring attire plus a red devil t-shirt and a red bandana. The fans are booing him out of the building, they cannot believe his turn in recent weeks. He walks to the ring and waits for his partner and his younger brother KANE!
((( BOOM!!! - SLOW CHEMICAL...FINGER ELEVEN )))
Kane comes out from behind the curtain with one of the tag team title belts thrown across his shoulder, Kane and The Undertaker reformed their alliance not too long ago and they are still together even though one is a heel to the crowd and one is a face, and Ironically the one that demands respect is the heel! Kane now into the ring and shakes hands with The Undertaker before raising his arms and BOOM! pyro's explode from the ringpost, both men now await their opponents.
((( THE NEXT BIG THING - BROCK LESNAR )))
And now here comes Brock Lesnar with Paul Heyman by his side, at No Mercy Brock AND Heyman will face KANE in a Special Handicap Match, Which side will be hindered or Handicapped however by this stipulation? Brock and Heyman or Kane? Brock now down to the ring and jumps onto the apron as he waits for his partner, a lot of built up emotions in this match for sure!
((( OLYMPIC HERO - KURT ANGLE )))
Kurt Angle now walking out to YOU SUCK chants but Kurt seems somewhat oblivious to this! It's his first match back in the WWE in quite some time! The Brothers of Destruction take on The National / International Amateur Wrestling Champions here tonight on RAW! and tensions are running high!
JR : Brock now in between the ropes and runs straight at Kane with a football tackle as Kurt now pretends to slide in the ring but doesn't and just walks around the ring as Undertaker follows him with his eyes. Brock now has Kane in the corner and HUGE Shoulder barges on The Big Red Machine!, Undertaker now though pulls Brock off Kane and hits him with right hands nut look now he's coming in the ring isn't he! and Kurt Angle taking down The Deadman with a chop block to the left knee!
King : hey don't knock Kurt Angle JR! It's a good strategy showing one of three I's right there INTELLIGENCE! Kurt Angle now on Undertaker's back as Taker lays face down on the mat and Kurt with clubbing blows to the back and the back of the neck. Kane now out of the corner and a Clothesline knockdown to Brock Lesnar! but now the referee is ordering Kane to his corner and while this happens Kurt calls over Brock who is up within a matter of seconds and Kurt locks in an ANKLE LOCK on The Deadman! as now Brock locks in a WAISTLOCK with those huge arms, Kane is trying to tell the referee to look and now he is doing as Kane watches on from the apron but Kurt releases the Ankle Lock before the referee see's and heads back to his corner as now Brock changes the waistlock position and spins Undertaker over into a pinfall with a bridge 1..........2..........Undrtaker kicks out! great mat wrestling there by Brock Lesnar
JR : And strangely were finding that Undertaker is becoming a fan favourite in this match, but it only seems down to his partnership with The Big Red Machine Kane! Brock now pulls up The American Bad Ass and delivers a stinging HEADBUTT followed with a Clothesline and a Back Leg Sweep showing his mixed background using Ju-Jitsu to affect on The Undertaker, Brock now taunting Kane and Kane comes inside the ring only to be held off by the referee and now into the ring comes Angle who starts kicking away at Taker in a joint effort with Lesnar, Lesnar now pulls up The Phenom and uses an Irish Whip on him and he goes straight to Kurt Angle who throws The Undertaker with an Immaculate OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Brock now just walks out of the ring, there was not even a tag! as the referee turns back on the job and see's The Undertaker lying on his back with Kurt Angle walking over towards him.
King : Kurt telling the referee that the tag was made and the referre believes him, mind you he is an Olympian JR! not one of the bogus Canadian Figure Skating Olympians either! Kurt Now hammering away the chest and abdomen of Undertaker before going into a choke hold on the mat as the referee gives a count 1..........2.........3..........4.........Kurt lets go of the choke and now gets up and pulls Undertaker into the center of the ring, Kurt looks at Brock and he shouts aloud WHOOOO!! and Kurt now he's going to look for a Figure Four? Brock and Heyman are laughing at this lack of respect of Ric Flair a man who was injured last week and now Kurt he has it locked in on The Deadman! Undertaker surely isn't going to tap out from the Figure Four? Taker's hand is there it's gonna tap the canvas right now, you can see the pain on his face, Taker now shoulders on the mat as the referee counts them down 1...........2.................UNDERTAKER SITS UP!! and he slaps his hand GOOZLE! right across Angle's throat as he sits on the mat, Taker and Angle now getting to their feet, the death grip is locked in on Angle, Undertaker is going to Choke Slam Kurt here...but Kurt with kicks to the knee of The Undertaker and Taker realeases his grip and now Kurt looking to set up The Angle Slam, he lifts Undertaker for it and HE HITS IT!! But Undertaker lands right in his own corner and Kane just leans over the ropes and TAGS HIMSELF IN!!! Kurt Angle is gobsmacked! and in comes The Big Red Monster Kane!
JR : Business just picked up! Kurt runs at Kane but he's knocked down, he's up again and runs at Kane BACKBODY DROP! Kane now waits for Kurt to get back up but Brock comes into the ring and clubs Kane in the back but Kane just turns around and GOOZLE on Brock! Brock going for the ride but Brock countering with a LOW BLOW! Kurt now with a Schoolboy pin on Kane 1........2.....Kurt grabs the tights......Kane still kicks out! What the hell Undertaker is up aswell now, that didn't take long to refuel those Deadman engines as Undertaker runs over and knocks down Brock with a BIG BOOT to the face! Kurt now jumps Undertaker's back and tries to lock in a sleeperhold but Undertker pulls him straight through in one swift movement into a TOMBSTONE!!! TOMBSTONE!!!! The Undertaker makes the cover but the referee is telling him he isn't the legal man and these fans dont like this one bit!
King : Kane is the legal man! Kane now going for the cover on Kurt 1.............2...............Brock manages to get past Undertaker to break up the fall! That was a lucky break for Brock and Kurt, Undertaker and Kane now hammering away at Lesnar as Kurt lies motionless after rolling to the corner after having his lights dimmed via a Tombstone, not the return that he wanted! Undertaker and Kane double irish whip to Brock, he comes back off the ropes and Brock ducks the Double Clothesline and hits the opposite ropes and stays put holding onto the ropes, he is now tensing up as Kane runs at him with a Clothesline! but Brock ducks and Kane goes tumbling over the top rope however he lands on his feet. Kane now now grabbing Lesnar's feet so he can't move as Undertaker runs at him with a Clothesline of his own but Brock ducks that aswell and OH MY GOD! Undertaker goes right over the ropes, a backdrop affect and he just wiped out his own brother Kane!
JR : Slobberknocker City FOLKS! Kurt now is getting up in the ring gingerly after that Tombstone Piledriver and he makes his way to the corner of the ring and stands on the apron, he's the legal man but he doesn't want to be legal right now! Kane and Undertaker both gingerly getting up as Brock jumps up and down in the ring, Kane comes back inside he is legal and apparently so is Brock now and were back to square one somehow after we could have witnessed the end of this match over three of four times now!
King : Kane and Brock lock up now it's almost as if it's the beginning of the match how this is set now, these two not budging each other! they stop the lock up and just stare at each other, Brock gives a smile but it's wiped off from an uppercut by Kane, Kane now kick to Brock's gut and he is setting up for a DDT on Brock but Brock counters by grabbing hold of Kane's attire and running with him into a huge Shoulderblock into the corner of the ring, but unfortunately for Brock it's the same corner as where The Undertaker is standing! and Undertaker with a huge soup bone to Brock and now he tags himself in!
JR : Undertaker is in here and he starts hammering away punches at Brock, Kane is in the corner and Kurt Angle now into the ring! All hell is breaking loose once more!, Kurt now runs across the ring and Clothesline's Kane out of the ring and the momentum means that Kurt Angle topples out the ring aswell with kane! The referee now has gone to the outside of the ring and is checking on both superstars, that was a harsh fall for both of them! Meanwhile Undertaker now has Brock reeling with soup bones, Undertaker has Brock where he wants him GOOZLE!!!! Undertaker slaps that big hand across the neck of Brock, It could be time for a Choke Slam....
King : WHAT IN THE WORLD?!? That's HHH IN THE RING, WITH A....WITH A DAMN SLEDGEHAMMER!!! BOOM!!! TAKING OUT THE LEFT KNEE OF THE UNDERTAKER!!! And now Undertaker has been weakened as HHH leaves the ring with that Sledgehammer and Brock recovers and he pulls Undertaker onto his shoulders.....F5 TIME!!!....The Undertaker driven down to the canvas and the referee is back on the job as Brock goes into a cover 1..........2..........3
The Winners : Brock Lesnar and Kurt Angle!
JR : That is dispicable what the hell is Triple H doing on RAW? and now Brock rolling out of the ring being joined by Paul Heyman and now Heyman getting cheap shots in on Kane on the outside while he lies down on the mats next to Kurt Angle, Brock pulls Angle up and taps him on the back and holds up his hand as now Brock and Heyman help a disorientated Angle backstage. and now this damn TRIPLE H! He's rolling back into the ring with that Sledgehammer and now he's demanding a microphone..
[Triple H]
Undertaker, your the best RAW has to offer huh? Well you know that little Number One Contenders Match at No Mercy where the RAW Contender faces the Smackdown Contender? Well Deadman I AM SMACKDOWNS NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!! AND I AM THE GAME!!! AND I AM THAT DAMN GOOD!!! See you at No Mercy Taker!........
King : Look Kane now sliding back into the ring to protect The Undertaker and now HHH rolls out of the ring the other side as his music blasts over the PA system! Smackdown has Sabotaged RAW! Vince McMahon has chosen his Son in Law Triple H to be the Number One Contender for Smackdown and he will face RAW's Number One Contender The Undertaker we just found out at No Mercy!
JR : Absolute carnage here on RAW, and we still got the main event of the evening to come folks!
*Commercial*
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[Camera's go backstage after the last match and commercials and the fans go bonkers as they see The Rock standing next to The Coach with the WWE Undisputed Championship draped over his shoulder, The Rock has his shades on and a 'We Bring the Whuppin'..You Bring The Ass!' shirt on aswell as two striped tracksuit bottoms]
[The Coach]
Well Rock can we get your thoughts on what just transpired, HHH attacking The Undertaker, invading RAW to assist Smackdown and to announce himself as the man chosen by Vince McMahon to face RAW's Number One Contender in an Inter Brand match at No Mercy!
[The Rock]
Well Coach The Rock's fine and yourself?
[Coach]
Rock I'm fine but I wan....
[The Rock]
Man you look tired been up all night 'milking' Betsy the cow?
[Coach]
Rock....
[The Rock]
Coach The Rock heard your question and he TICKLES A MONKEYS....HE TICKLES A COWS NIPPLE WITH IT! The Rock doesn't care who the number one contender is going to be, whether it's Triple H, whether It's The Undertaker, whether it's Kane or whether it's COACHMANS COW BETSY FROM A FARMERS FIELD IN MILWAUKE! It seriously doesn't really matter to The Rock! because....
FANS
ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!
[The Rock]
Because the only thing that matters to The Rock right now is CHRIS BENOIT! now this snaggletoothed Jackass became the Number One Contender to this Championship last week on Smackdown which means I'm going to No Mercy to defend the WWE Undisputed Championship against him and so I don't need to be worrying about The Undertaker and I damn sure don't need to be worrying about some BIG RETARDED HULK like Triple H! As far as I'm concerned Coach I'm going to No Mercy to face one man and to LAYETH THE SMACKETHDOWN on one man and that one man is CHRIS BENOIT! But seeing as I've got all these retards wanting to face me and wanting to take this title I want to send a message out loud and clear to every member of the RAW roster and every member of the SMACKDOWN! roster and that is simply......JUST BRING IT!!!
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'!!!!
[The Rock takes off his shades and lifts his eyebrow up to camera and now he goes to walk off but in his way is none other than TRIPLE H! Coach gets between them with a microphone as Triple H starts to speak]
[HHH]
That was real cute Rock, but you should start to speak the truth, you are thinking about the game, you better not take your mind off of The Game! Because you will ultimately lose the game if you turn your attentions elsewhere and that Undisputed Title right there, It belongs to me! I was the first ever WWE Undisputed Champion an......*interuppted by The Rock*
[The Rock]
Awwwww SHUT YOUR MOUTH JABRONI!!! This is The Rock's title now, It's the People's Title, It represents me being theeee ABSOLUTE BEST! an.....*interupption returned by HHH*
[HHH]
Rock take it from me, your on borrowed time my friend and I don't just say what I'm about to say because it sounds good, I say it because I mean it, and that is that THE GAME HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN! and whether I take the title from you or Chris Benoit, the fact remains that I will once again become the WWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION!
-Heards of officials now run and seperate these two who are now nose to nose and take Triple H away and escort him out of the building, this is going to erupt somewhere down the line folks!-
[The scene then changes to where we see an extreme close up of a HUGE SMILE it zooms out and we can fully tell that it is none other than Diamond Dallas Page! the camera then pans around to John Cena who is also doing the same smile and the crowd laugh, the camera pans around one more time and this time to none other than HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN!]
[DDP]
Hulk Hogan, I'm lost for words trying to find superlatives in describing how happy I am, and how grateful of the prize you gave me, an oppertunity to become a number one contender to the Tag Team Titles. Well DEE DEE PEE (does a huge smile) and John Cena here, (camera see's Cena still with a huge grin on his face) become the number one contenders and on one of the next editions of RAW we will become the NEW WWE Tag Team Champions and Hogan that's not a bad thing :D I'TS A GOOD THING :D!!!!
[John Cena]
A DAMN GOOD THING!!
[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]
Hey I'm personally glad that you two beat Sabu and Leviathan earlier tonight to become number one contenders to the Tag Team Titles after No Mercy. But who ever said that that was the prize BROTHA?!?! Look I'm kinda in a rush really, gotta park my HULKA-ASS Down and watch a monitor to see what could possibly be the last match in the best of five series between Shane Douglas and Taz, and I also recommend that you do too DDP, because Page not only are you a number one contender to the Tag Team Titles with John Cena but your real 'PRIZE' is a European Championship shot at Shane Douglas in due time, and if Shane Douglas wraps up the series tonight, that match will take place at No Mercy! so I'd get scouting DUDE!
[DDP]
Hogan....MAN YOUR THE BEST!!.....DDP is going to be the next champion of Europe...BROTHA!
[Scene ends]
Match 4
First Time ever in the WWE
Stairway to Hell Match
4th match in the Series
2 - 1 to Shane Douglas
Taz must win this to go to the final match
Shane Douglas Vs Taz
JR: Well tonight th Raw brand makes history yet again, next up for the first time ever on the Raw brand and the whole of WWE Sadistic we have a Stairway to Hell Match. For those of you who are not sure on what kind of match this is, The King will now explain...
King: Will I? Ohh right, HA HA, well this kind of match originates from Extreme Championship Wrestling, which would make sense as this Best of 5 series all came about from the True king of ECW a few months back. As you can see WWE employee�s are fastening a Singapore cane, or Kendo stick depending on which way you look at it, to a hook. This Kane will then rise 15 feet in the air, ladders are present at ringside, basically if you climb up and get the Kane you can beat holly hell out of the opponent. To win the match you must pin your opponent or make them submit, but this must take place in the ring!.
JR: With that dealt with, lets get down to the match.....
((KISS - WAR MACHINE))
[Taz strolls out with a pair of orange shades n and a leather jacket. Taz takes his time walking down the ramp, as he announcer, announces him. Taz walks up the steps then climbs a turnbuckle, crosses his arms and just stares into the eyes of thousands of fans]
(( FRANCHISE THIS.......! ))
[Shane Douglas walks out wearing his newly created T-shirt �Under-estimate me at own risk�. Strapped around his waist is the European Championship. Douglas walks down the ramp, he jumps up onto the apron then gets into the ring via the middle rope. Douglas takes off his Euro strap and hands it to the referee]
JR: There we see the Singapore cane high up above the middle of the ring, Taz taking off his leather jacket and shades preparing to battle Shane Douglas for a fourth time in this series, they hook up, Shane Douglas quickly sends Taz into the corner. Taz comes out of the corners, Douglas goes for the clothesline, but Taz with go behind, now applying REAR ARM LOCK to the Franchise... Taz is really putting pressure into this move, Douglas hand is almost twisted behind him up to his neck!. Taz leaves the hold go, Taz grabs Shane, hooks up.... BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX. Taz toh is feet fairly quickly, douglas is taking a lot longer to get up. his early offence by Taz obviously paying off. Taz now picks Shane Douglas up, he�s backing him into the corner whilst hitting him with some punches to the forehead. Taz now with a thunderous UPPERCUT, knocking Shane Douglas to the mat.. Taz has got Shane Douglas�s legs here... Whats taz doing here? SLING SHOT!. But Douglas neck was underneath the turnbuckle. Douglas is coughing and spluttering like an OAP!, Taz takes advantage... SCOOP SLAM to Shane Douglas. Ideal opportunity for a pin attempt but Taz decides otherwise, Taz now going out of the ring, Taz is walking up the side of the rampway, he�s got one of the ladders, Taz wants to get the kendo stick and FAST!. Taz slides the ladder into the ring, he�s going under the ring for something. What else does he need? There�s a ladder in the ring, and a kendo stick up there?!. Shane Douglas is up here, The Franchise is climbing up onto the top turnbuckle�s he�s waiting for Taz to get up from underneath the ring..... CROSS BODY FROM THE FRANCHISE!... Douglas flying onto Taz, both men are down outside the ring, the referee goes out to check on both competitors. The Franchise has started stirring and he�s gotten to his feet, Douglas goes over to Taz and picks him up, he grabs at Taz and sends him CRASHING INTO THE STEEL STEPS!. Taz is gripping his right shoulder here, after it getting smashed into the steeps. Douglas continues with the assault, he�s picked Taz up, props him up against the ring post. Douglas has picked the top half of the steps up, looks as if he�s going to hit Taz with them.... TAZ DUCKS... Douglas just hits the ring post. Taz with a DROP TOE HOLD... SENDING DOUGLAS INTO THE RING POST.
King: Taz rolls into the ring, he�s got the ladder and is trying to set it up here, he moves it to the middle of the ring and starts to climb to get the Singapore cane suspended up above the ring. The franchise is using the barricade to get himself up here, Douglas rolls into the ring... Taz is two steps from the top, can he get the cane?. Shane Douglas has started to climb the ladder, Taz�s tips of his fingers are touching the cane, Douglas is almost to the top, Taz doesnt see him just yet. Now he does Douglas punches away at Taz, he grabs at Taz... BULLDOG OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER. Taz is on dream street right now!. Shane Douglas has propped the ladder back up and has started to climb back up the ladder, I think it�s safe to say that Douglas will be getting the cane from above te ring. I cant see Taz getting up to his feet, then up to the top of the ladder in time. Douglas is moving fairly fast up that ladder, Shane is at the top, he�s got his hands on the Singapore cane, he�s pulled it from the rope, and starts to descend the ladder. Taz is up on his feet..... Taz pushes the ladder over... DOUGLAS IS SENT CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE!.. OWCH Douglas hit his head on the barricade as he fell. Taz now pushes the ladder to the ring mat, he slides out of the ring. Douglas is down at ringside, and Taz has spotted the cane, looks like Taz is going to use it first. Taz picks up the cane, DOUGLAS WITH A LOW BLOW. HA HA and that my friends is legal!. Taz drops to the floor, and drops the cane aswell. Douglas picks it up and CRACK OVER TAZ�s BACK! Taz is screaming in pain here, I guess Douglas was right that this weapon is the most under-rated weapon. Taz has rolled over onto his side now and....ANOTHER SHOT WITH THAT SINGAPORE CANE!. Douglas is proping Taz over he securtiy barricade. Look at the left side ribs of Taz, its been busted open!. Douglas now is going to hit Taz right in the face by the looks of it... Douglas swings... Taz gets out of the way, hooks up..... GERMAN!!! GERMAN TO SHANE DOUGLAS!. Where the hell did Taz get the strength to do that?. Taz is slowly getting to his feet, Taz takes the cane from the hands of Douglas. Taz CRACKING THE KENDO STICK OVER DOUGLAS�s BACK. Taz throws the kendo stick in the ring, now rolls Douglas in aswell. Taz goes for the cover 1....2... NO, have you noticed thats the first fall of the match JR, and this match has been going a good 20 minutes! Taz gets to his feet, and he�s got the kendo stick again.. RIGHT ACROSS SHANE DOUGLAS� FOREHEAD! Douglas is pissing out with blood!. Taz with a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX 1....2.. WHAT THE HELL. Douglas kicks out! Douglas gets up he trips, he loosing too much blood. He�s taking his t-shirt off, he;s trying to wipe most of the blood off his face so he can see!. I think you know why this match has never been seen on WWE programming!. Taz walks over to the Franchise, T_BONE SUPLEX... No Douglas stopped it... PITTSBURGH PLUNGE ONTO THE LADDER!. These two mens back must be in half!. Douglas is struggling to make the cover 1.....2.....3 The Franchise wins the match, and the series with a match to spare!
JR: I think we�ll be needing medical staff down here for both these men. Wait someone is coming in through the crowd, he�s invaded into the ring. Who the hell is that?
King: That�s Chris Candido, is that the guy who left a message of The Franchise earlier tonight?. Chris Candido is helping The Franchise to his feet, he�s now offering him his hand. Douglas looks confussed I don�t think he knows what day of the week it is, let alone what Chris Candido is doing here. Were out of time good night folks