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| Why did the Cow cross the road??? 'Cause it was the chickens day off |
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| What do ya call a 2-legged Cow??? Lean Beef |
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| What do ya call a Cow with no legs??? Ground Beef |
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| How does a Cowboy figure out how many Cows he has??? With a COW-Cu-Lator (Calculator) |
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| Where does a Cow go on dates??? To the MOO-vies |
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| What do ya call a Cow wearing a Crown??? A Dairy Queen |
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| What do Cows give after earthquakes??? Milk Shakes |
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| Why do Cows have bells??? 'Cause their Horns don't work |
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| Y'er Joke Here! Send in Y'er Jokes |
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| How do ya catch a Squirrel??? Climb up a tree & act like a Nut |
| What 2 days of the week begin with T ??? Today & Tomorrow |
| Why'd the Rubber Chicken cross the road??? She wanted to stretch her legs |
| How do ya make a Kleenex dance??? Put a little Boogie in it |
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| Cow Jokes??? |
| Yup! 'Cause Cowboys wouldn't be COW-boys without COWS. If ya have any ya'd like to see added, Just send them to Southwest Sam |
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