~Second, try to summon the power and intensity of poop.
~Next, make a face that tells everyone to go away quickly or they will witness a shitting.
~You are on your way to being a professional!
How To Take A Shit
| ~First and foremost,
Grab a microphone. You will need it for moral support. ~Second, try to summon the power and intensity of poop. ~Next, make a face that tells everyone to go away quickly or they will witness a shitting. ~You are on your way to being a professional! |
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"The past tense of shitting is shat. Remember that." -Chris Slocum