Willie's guide to rat milk selection.
The joy of it all!
Well the joy of knowing that you have selected the best rat milk this side of the Milky Way is the best feeling.  You just feel everything in you clickin' and tickin'.  When you are ready to take the "dive" into getting a rat for the job just scroll right on down


How to choose the best rat for the job.
The fatter the juicier and juicier the better tasting!!!!  You can't wait to sink those teeth into the rat now can you?  You can't drink rat milk right out a glass it has to be right out of the rat.  You have to bite into the rats left glutius maximus for the milk to be prepare for intake into a new home so to speak.  When bitten, the rat (alive of course) uses its bodily functions to move the milk into the "machine that'll shoot the milk out." (Which is located on the underside of the rat.)  Now that you know what do to lets take a look at the rewards, shall we?


The rewards
The rewards?! Shall we say "OHHHHH YESSSS!!!" This is the best stuff you will ever taste.  "Well," you may say, "this comes from a rodent that carries diseases!"  Well, rats don't have a disease named after them like "Mad Cow Disease" do they?  I dont think so.


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