April 2, 2004

Song: "In Case of Emergency"

The murderer is just inside the door,
Holding the handle just waiting for
Me to step through, roses in my hands
Wanting to make your day.

A dripping faucet, bathroom sink
Towels and curtain on the floor,
and ravors, shaving no more
Like a scene from that movie I can't remember

Chorus:
How does it end?
I don't recall the twists at all
The plot thickened like pooling blood
Climax gone, just waiting for my body to fall.

Where will you drag my body?
To the mall or to your mothers,
Show that deadbeat to your neighbors
And brothers, but watch for the fuzz.

The murderer is just outside this door
Holding knife handle just waiting for
The unsuspecting dupe of a boyfriend
To come through, scream and meet his end.

Chorus:
How does it end?
I don't recall the twists at all
The plot thickened like pooling blood
Climax gone, just waiting for my body to fall.

Friday night terrors shake your bed,
I'm not gone, my darling, just dead
My crimson spectre dangling roses over
Your face, reminding you, you thought it was over.