| jawab do ise..arey bhai chat karna toh banta hai bhai..kyon bawa agaya..aur aaj kya tazee khabar leke aaya hai..boss pulic pagal ho gayi hai..basically frankly peace peace..kya peace cut piece? peace peace laga rakhi hai..sahib kitne piece toast laoon..boss ek kaam karo..chhe-saat le aao..chhe ya saat..achcha ek kaam karo saat hi le aao..arey aman bhai saat toast kis janwar ke liye..arrey public pagal hogayi hai..bhookh lagrahi hai dost..mere liye aur kiske liye..madhur watch out..tere ko maar doonga main..arrey bawa ab bas bhi kar..forget it bawa jane de yaar..ho gaya ab..bas kar..dekh le madhur i ll hit you with this pateela..i am warning you..arrey ab maar bhi de yaar ki bas warn hi karta rahega..i know u can't hit me bawa..madhur bol mat zyada warna..warna kya be saale..kuch toh kar nahi sakta hai tu..dekh main tujhe mar doonga.. bol raha hoon abhi bhi samajh ja warna..warna kya bhe ladoramiya..arrey boss vikram tu thak gaya hoga..thoda rest kar le main gaadi chala leta hoon..boss yeh kya kar rahe ho..aman sir jee gaadi chadh nahi rahi hai first gear mein bhi..arrey boss public pagal ho gayi hai..ek kam kar fifth mein lele..chadh jayegee...ha ha ha ha ha hogayi googleeee....aha udaiput 10kms only..yaah udaipur toh jaana padega..kyon bhai yahan himachal mein kyon,,nahi bas yaar tum log toh last year gaye the..this time atleast we can visit jab itni door aahi gaye hain..kya yaar kaisee batein kar raha hai that was udaipur of rajasthan and not this godforsaken udaipur of himachal..ha ha h ah ah a hogayee googlee...toh fir you mean to say that you went to rajasthan waala udaipur ..okkkk..so the udaipur you visited last year was rajasthan waala..oohh okk..now i get it..ha ha h ah ah hogayee googlee.. keylong 3500 mts abouve the sea level..hmm..arrey boss ek baat toh bata na..kya hua bol..yeh keylong 3500 mts abouve the sea level hai toh mumbai kitne mts above the sea level hoga....ha ha h ah ah aho gayee googleee...kya yaar woh toh sea level pe hi hai na..kaise batyein kar raha hai yaar tu bhi..jawab do ise..arrey bhai manager sahib mujhe toh aapka yeh hotel kuchh khaali khaali saa lag raha hai..arrey sahib yeh to apna apna dekhne kya nazariya hai..meri nazar se toh mujhe pura bhara hua lag raha hai..ab aapka pata nahi..ha ha ha ha ho gayee googlee..ninja-cha-cha madhur look madhur i am warning you for the last time now..arrey bawa tu toh bas warn hi karta rehe..khuch karta kyon nahi..dum nahi hai kya..haaaaain..madhur tell me where is the camera..how do i know its your camera u should know better..madhur i had given it to you before going to bed..aha so that means i have to take care of it..bawa its yours and you are responsible for it not i...madhur look i am warning you..what ..what will you do bawa haaaan..temme..show mee..what can you do show right now..dekh madhur maar doonga..abe jaa jaa yah kise aur ko bolna jo tujh se dare..boss public basically frankly pagal hogayi hai ..inko roko warna such mooch maar denge ek dusre ko..jung aise nahi jeetee jaati..jung jeete jaati hai dushman ko maar ke..ranveeeeeeeeeeeeeerrr..what is happening to you..why cant you shoot him..shoot him ranveer shoot him....officer shoot him its an order officer shoot him...sir yeh hari ghass sarhad ke is paar toh nahi hoti par srhad ke uus paar pakistan mein zaroor hoti hai..kaun ho tum log..saab khanna khaano hai..duur gaon jaano hai..khaana khaa liyo khaaliyo khaana..come on aman even i have a right to sit in the middle row yaar kya yaar this is not fair dont you people have a little consideration i hurts sitting here in the last row seat kya yaar madhur atleast you can come in my place for some time then i ll again go back ..nahi yaar bawa itni achchee jagah pe hoon is waqt man nahin kar raha hilne kaa..yaar tu wahin theek dikhta hai ..ro mat bawa its ok yaar..bus 12-13 ghanton ki hi toh baat hai yaar..be patient..arrey chat karna toh banta hai yaar..jaineel bhi agaya..arrey bhaago bhao..jago bhai jaago..jaineel agaya ab debate karega..is se pehele ki woh mujhse debate kare mein toh bhagwaan ko hi pyara hona chahoonga..arrey you shit only you guys are..dont want to get in to healthy debates also ..hey you fellows do you know iron maiden is a hard rock band or an original hard rock band haan..tell me fast ..what do you say shikaari..well all i can say is that i reaaly dont know much bout this so i cant comment..haan bas now..u toh are this only ghaati only..cant even say ne thing..ok then sir i say they are hard rock band..wrong..then what are they..they are original hard rock band..and why may i ask sir..shut up at once let me finish..dont forget this is a healthy debate you fool..sorry sir but i..shut your mout let me continue ,my friendly healthy good for heath absolutely non hazardous to brain debate..actually they are called original hard rock band since IRON is rock hard and MAIDEN is like a girls maiden name, arr, like raveena thadani's maiden name raveena tandon, absolutely original..ohh so that means you mean to politely put forth that IRON MAIDEN is an absolutely original hard rock band and nor original hard rock band..hey you will always remain ghaati only..kitna bhi sikhya lo..nahi seekhna hai..kya.but i was just..now listen u fool..absolutely was just an adjective to describe original and not to be taken literally..got it..ok we will start a fresh and healthy for health non hazardous friendly debate on this now..lets start...bhagwaan main aaraha hoon...raveena main jaaraha hoon..good bye gaon waalon..jab mein going uppar..then debator going jail..in jail debator catching more bait for debate..and then unke sir ki chakki peesing and peesing and peesing ....arrey yaar bawa..tu kahan gaya..kahi tu bhi toh uppar nahi chala gaya..boss public pagal ho gayee hai..yeh sab kya ho raha hai boss.. basically frankly peace peace..peace peace grean peace one peace two peace cut piece..chicken ka piece mutton ke piece..ab jaane bhi de yeh peace peace...ok boss then any which ways i will stop peace peace..aur boss tell me any thing new any which ways..actually boss main drive pe jaaraha hoon cochin any which ways actually ek din bike chala raha tha any which ways toh chalte chalate ghar reh gaya peeche any which ways aur mein nikal gaya aage any which ways..the i thought any which ways ki aage aa hi gaya hoon toh thoda aage aur chala jaoon any which ways..aga jata raha jaata raha raha raha..arrey mein toh pahunch gaya panvel any which ways..then i though ki jab panvel aa hi gaya hoon any which ways toh north point bhi chala jaoon any which ways..so i went to khandala..toh bhaiyya aman agar north point pahunchke aapka man karta aage jaane ka any which ways toh kya pune aur phir mahabaleshwar bhi chale jaate any which ways..arrey boss public pagal hogayi hai..mere toh dil mein aaya ki goa hi drive down kar jaaoon any which ways par boss neend aa rahi thi any which ways..thats why i though i must break my journey at khandala..next morning bus any which ways bike pe chalta chalta office pahunch gaya..bus phir wahan se chalta chalta bandra chalagaya..wahan pe any which ways karta karta party mein chala gaya..party mein any which ways..arrey arrey bus bus vats..ab bahut hua..ab ruk bhaiyee arya putra..ok boss agar tu kahata hai toh ruk jaata hoon..peaceful..yaar aaj kal bawa kya kar raha hai peaceful..boos aaj raat ka show chalte hain peaceful..kaunsi picture..yaar ek kaam karte hain school of rock jaate hain peaceful..arrey nahin yaar mujhe ab tak chhappan dekhni hai..peaceful..no prob toh ek kaam karte hain dono dekh lete hain peace ful..530-800 school of rock 930 to 1230 ab tak chhappan..peaceful..deepuji aap kya kahetein hain..main toh bas itna hi keh sakta hoon ki subject pichhle chhabbees varshon se hyper activia excitomania impulsomania extraterrestromania prostate cirhhosis ki beemaari ka shikaar hai...saath saath mein ise limphusarkuma of the intestines bhi hai jiska ilaage sirf doctor murli prasad sharma ke paas hi hai..ab band bhi karo yaaro phekna..bahut hua chit chat..ab toh wo kaam karenge jiske liye humne is dhartee pe janm liya hai..toiin toiin....eekaa hai..gangajal...gangajal.. tejpur ki dharti ko pavitra kardenge aaj hum...toh kaa karlega..aankh hi phod dalenga saala tera..arrey toh dekh kahe rahein hai..phod dijiye saale ka nalayak aankh na rahe ga phasaad..aankh dikhata hai dam phool..phod hi dalenge saale ka aankh..dhishkyaon dhishkyaon..bus bus bus..ab aur nahi yaaro..bahut hua chat chat..bahar niklo iss chat ki duniya se aur apne asli karmon ko anjaam do..toin doin..ee ka tha...arrey kuch nahi yaar bus dialog maar raha tha..dont worry be happy..ek toh aapne bahut achha ghoomaaya..doosara.. amm amm ..bahut maza aaya..maza aaraha hai ..aaraha hai mazaa..tu chup kar kutte..sarkaar maine aapka namak khaaya hai..toh ab goli bhi khai..dhishkyaon..ho gayee re balle balle ho jayegi balle balle ..aha chuk nak chuk nak chuk nauk aha chuk nak chuak nak chuk nak..ab bas bhi kar chote..papa ki karan..pat-roll khatam hi nahi honda..champion... |
