Small Jokes


All time great sardar one liners!

Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Sardar: "No, who wrote it?"

Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or
twelve pieces. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.

What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
The back of his head.

What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).

What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.

Why does Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone.

How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.

"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?"

What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.

Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular
one?
You have to hollow out the head.

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