Sardar Jokes


Santa Singh went to Banta Singh's House and said "Oye Banteya, lets go to
London" Banta Singh replied "Yes Santa, par mainu English nahin aandi" (I
can't speak English)
Santa Singh assures Banta Singh that his English skills are Better than
Average, and that He'd take care of him in London Santa and Banta Reach
London, and Pretty soon are sauntering down the middle of a fairly busy
road!
A Gori Mem Pulls up behind them in her Austin Princess and Starts of in
English
...... Mr Singh ,,, You are joy-walking BLAH BLAH don't you have any regard
For the traffic rules in this country ... etc.. etc..
Santa Singh turns around, looks at the Gori Mem, and Starts rattling off the
following at a fairly brisk Pace.
To the Principal, Government High secondary school, Village Noorpur, Post
Office Noorpur, Tehsil Jalandhar, District Jalandhar, Punjab, India. Sir ...
I am having severe stomach aches since yesterday, and my Phamily doctor has
recomended bed rest! .... Please grant me two days sick leave Your's
Obediently .... Santa Singh.
The Gori is quite baffled at the sudden outburst from Mr Singh, and quitely
gets into her car and leaves
Banta Singh is amazed. He runs up to Santa and says "Oye Santa, tu taan
phatte chak dite"! Us gori de takkar di angrazi bol ke" (You put that gori
back in her place, your English sounds better than hers)
Santa Shrugs off Banta and says: "oye yeh taa kuch bhi nahin, je jaada tain
tain kardi na .... mainu 'Thirsty Crow' te 'Greedy Daag' Dono aande se dono
suna dene se" (that was only a sample, if she would have stuck around I
would have recited 'thirsty crow' and 'Greedy dog' for her as well).


Once Banta was in the loo, suddenly a loud noise came from the bathroom
"THADAM", Banta's wife came running and said
"main kya ji ki hoya"(what happened)
banta:"oye Kuch nahi hoya, pajama gir gaya si(nothing happened,dont worry,
my pajama fell down)
banta:"oye vich main bhi si"(i was there with the pajama too)

Our Sardar is walking down the street and sees a man jumping up and down on
a manhole cover yelling "86, 86, 86". He asks the man, "Excuse me, but why
are you jumping up and down on this The man says, "Well, I can't tell you
that, but if you really want to know, I can let you go under there and find
out. He thinks for a moment, then his curiosity gets the better of him, and
he says, "Okay." The man lifts the manhole cover. He steps into the manhole,
and the man puts the manhole cover back and starts jumping up and down on it
yelling "87, 87, 87"...

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