Guest: Are you married sir?
Velol: I am married to a wife and she's a woman...
Guest: Do you have any children??
Velol: I have two daughters, both are girls...
Canteen teacher: Gouri, do you know where the patties are??
Gouri: Yes ma'am... they are being constructed in the kitchen...
P. T. Teacher: Gurjyot!! Come here...
Gurjyot: Yes sir??
P. T. Teacher: Go and see if there is atmosphere in the basketball!!
Yoga teacher: We have excellent climate today!!
Class teacher: Children, Keep quiet!!! The principal is revolving around the school. Now she's climbing the ladder!!
Class teacher: OK Children, now you can talk, the principal just passed away!!
Teacher: Rahul, show me your homework...
Rahul: Ma'am, I have done it, but I forgot to bring it to school..
Teacher: I know your tricks... Today you lie with me, tomorrow you lie with someone else!!
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