Rotten English

Guest: Are you married sir?

Velol: I am married to a wife and she's a woman...

Guest: Do you have any children??

Velol: I have two daughters, both are girls...

  

Canteen teacher: Gouri, do you know where the patties are??

Gouri: Yes ma'am... they are being constructed in the kitchen...

 

P. T. Teacher: Gurjyot!! Come here...

Gurjyot: Yes sir??

P. T. Teacher: Go and see if there is atmosphere in the basketball!!

 

Yoga teacher: We have excellent climate today!!

 

Class teacher: Children, Keep quiet!!! The principal is revolving around the school. Now she's climbing the ladder!!

Class teacher: OK Children, now you can talk, the principal just passed away!!

 

Teacher: Rahul, show me your homework...

Rahul: Ma'am, I have done it, but I forgot to bring it to school..

Teacher: I know your tricks... Today you lie with me, tomorrow you lie with someone else!!

 

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