Heights

Q1) What is the height of fashion??

ans) Gandhiji wearing a dhoti with a zip!!!

Q2) What is the height of stupidity??

ans) A negro looking for himself in the dark.

Q3) What is the height of foolishness??

ans) A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

Q4) what is the height dumbness??

ans) Two bald men fighting over a comb.

Q5) What is the height of yuckiness??

ans) A person drinking vomit with a straw.

Q6) What is the height of truthfulness??

ans) Hit someone and say, "I hit you"

Q7) What is the height of non- truthfulness??

ans) Hit someone and say, "I didn't hit you!!"

Q8) What is the height of sincerity??

ans) A pregnant lady asking for 1 and a 1/2 ticket for a journey on a bus.

Q9) What is the height of heights??

ans) A person shitting on Mount Everest to make it grow 1 inch more.

Q10) What is the height of minuteness??

ans) A pimple on the dimple of an ant's right cheek.

Q11) What is height of coincidence??

ans) My father and mother getting married on the same day.

Q12) What is the height of meanness??

ans) They didn't invite me.

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