Bihari
1) A
Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says: Saala
pura body headache maar raha hai
2) A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho
ticket dena, the person at the window tells him that there is a
house full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de
do.
3) A Bihari went to New Delhi for the first time in his life. He
went there during the time of Asiad and was zapped to see all
these new stadiums, newly constructed roads, flyovers etc etc.
The poor fellow hadn't seen all this ever before. So when he came
back to Aligarh people asked him as to how did he like Delhi, he
was too excited and said : yaar delhi to buhat top ka laga, pura
delhi chamak chamak raha tha, sab kuch jagmaga raha tha, sab
shine maar raha tha lekin yaar ek cheez hum understand nahin kar
paye, yeh itta barka barka speed breaker kahe ko bana diya hai
(he couldn't figure out what is a flyover).
4) A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills:
Bhai ek Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him
that there is no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the
Bihari insisted and said I want one Will, so the person told him
unless you say it correctly i.e Wills I won't sell it to you, so
the Bihari went mad and said "Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain
pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain".
5) This incident happened when we were in college. Two Biharis
talking to each other, " Aaj Mother teresa a rahen hai
Kennedy Auditorium mein saam ko aap chalenge na , hum aap ko 5.30
p.m sharp pe lene aienge, so this fellow didn't know who is
Mother Teresa and replied back, " nahin bhai aap hi chale
jaiye hum Englis film nahin dekhte hain.
6) There was this Bihari who was travelling with two tickets, so
when the T.T.E asked for the ticket, this fellow gave both the
tickets, and so the T.T.E asked him the reason of buying two
tickets , this fellow answered well what will happen if in case I
lose one of them, so the T.T.E said what if you lose both of
them, so this guy said then why do I have a monthly pass.