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Boldly going nowhere
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now
Money Isn't Everything, But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch
Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted