warning: goofiness, freakish behavior, rampant OOC

an answer to a challenge on GWML to write a fic about Weird Al's
'Walkin' round in women's underwear'

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It was a Saterday morning, and Duo was eating a leisurely breakfast.

"Duo! I'm going shopping with Relena today."  Hilde called out to Duo from the 
living room.

"With Relena?" Duo looked up from his plate of pancakes and maple syrup.

"Yeah," said Hilde, "She says Heero's got the day off, but he'd rather spend it 
at home.  She hasn't had a chance to buy any new clothes for a while, so she 
wants to go out."

"I see..." said Duo thoughtfully.  "Maybe I'll go over to Heero's place and 
hangout for a while.  Don't want to intrude on your girl-shopping.  Have fun!"

"Sure will sweetie!"  Hilde kissed the top of Duo's head and walked out the 
front door.

Duo watched as Hilde's car dissappeared around the corner biting his lip.  He 
felt guilty for keeping secrets from Hilde.  But he was afraid that she just 
wouldn't understand.

I love you Hilde, I really do, he thought.  But there are some things that I 
can't share with you.

He picked up the phone and dialed the number.

"She's gone," said Heero's voice.  "You can come on over."

"I'll be there in a second," said Duo.  He grabbed his jacket and headed out.

When he arrived at Heero and Relena's house, Heero greeted him at the door.

"Its been a while hasn't it?" he said.

"Feels like forever," said Duo.  "Its been driving me crazy.  I don't know how 
long I can keep it from Hilde, you know."

Heero just smirked.  He gestured with his head.  "Come on inside."

Heero lead his upstair to the bedroom, which was decorated in a cheerful white 
and pale blue color scheme.

Duo's heart was beating double-time and he licked his lips in anticipation.  
Heero closed the door and began rummaging though the dresser.  He pulled out a 
lacy camisole and panty set in black satin, then a red garter belt and some silk 
stockings.  He tossed all the items on the bed where they lay scattered like 
plumage from an exotic bird.

Duo picked up the panties and admired the soft fabric then fingered the hand-
embroidered leaves and flowers along the hem of the camisole.

"Your wife really knows how to shop for lingerie," he sighed, and them stripped 
off his boring mundane man's clothes and quickly put on the pretty pieces of 
fluttery fabric.

Heero had already pulled on a royal blue and black  bodysuit with a velvet burn 
out pattern and was busy adjusting the straps.  A pair of black thigh high 
stockings with glitter woven into them were draped over a chair, ready for him 
to pull on next.

Duo turned to admire his outfit in the full length mirror in the corner.  

Damn, it was so unfair that girls got to wear such pretty things, and all guys 
got were plain white cotton BVDs.  Life was just not fair.  And Hilde didn't 
even own any pretty lingerie.  That was the biggest injustice of them all.  He 
had to sneak over to Heero's place to get his fix.  Although Relena did have 
some of the loveliest pieces he'd ever seen.

Duo sighed again.  "I live for moments like this," he said.  "Thanks Heero."

Heero finished pulling on his stockings and grunted.  "Don't mention it."

They turned on some music and spent the rest of the morning prancing around in 
Relena's underwear.  Duo liked the way this particular camisole flaired out when 
he twirled around.  So pretty.  The silky fabric felt  soft and smooth against 
his bare skin.  He reveled in the sensuous friction as he moved about the room.

Sometime in the afternoon, they changed back into their ordinary clothes, and 
returned the lingerie to its proper place.  Once, Heero had been less than 
careful about putting back a pair of panties, and Relena had been quite 
suspicious when it turned up three days later crumpled up with Heero's shirts.  
They were more careful now and made sure to fold everything and put it back 
exactly where they found it.

Duo made it back to his own house in plenty of time before Hilde came back from 
her shopping trip.  He was watching sports on TV when she walked in the door.

"Found any bargains?"  said Duo without taking his eyes off the screen.

"Not really a bargain, but Relena picked it out for me, and it was so pretty, I 
just had to have it."  Hilde pulled out a familiar looking red box from a paper 
bag.  Duo turned away from the TV.

"Tada!"  She opened the box and triumphantly held up a white lace slip with 
spaghetti straps and piping in green silk.

"Do you like it, Duo?  I usually don't wear things like this..."

Duo felt his face break into a slow grin.

"Honey," he said, "I think you should go shopping with Relena more often."

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