Written in a fit of silliness. I rather like Relena's fan club.

WARNINGS: its pretty stupid, shonen-ai

I'm giving the girls names because its just too tedious to refer to
them as Female Classmate A...etc.

Kazue - the darkhaired one with the ponytail

Lina - the light blonde

Julie - the ginger-haired on with the flip 'do

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Three young ladies sat around a table in the stone terrace of St.
Gabriel Institute. A dainty breakfast of tea, marmalade and toast, and
fresh fruit sat before them, untouched.

One of the girls heaved a sigh.
As if it were a signal, the other two sighed as well.
They sat in silence for a while longer, until finally one of them, the
one with short cropped blonde hair spoke.

"The school is just not the same since Relena-sama left."

The others nodded glumly.

"I miss her so. She was so elegant and ladylike. Who are we going to
emulate, now that she's been taken away from us?" The ginger-haired
girl sniffed, and her flipped curls bobbed around her face.

"We shouldn't be acting to sad." The dark-haired girl sat up a little
straighter with a sudden resolve. "I know Relena-sama wouldn't want
us to be sad. And I just thought of something we can do..."

"Yes?"

"Yes, tell us, Kazue-sama."

The other two leaned in eagerly.

"What do you think Relena-sama is doing right now?" Kazue beamed at
her two friends who stared at her quizzically.

"She's running an institute for Total Pacifism in the Sank Kingdom..."

"Yes!" Kazue's eyes were fairly dancing. "She really is a princess
now. I think she will have knights in her kingdom. Handsome, stong,
brave knights! In white mobile suits!"

"Do you think?" Julie still looked a little confused, but Lina seemed
to catch some of Kazue's playful spirit.

"Do you remember Heero Yuy? That mysterious boy that tore up
Relena-sama's birthday party invitation?" she said.

"How could we forget?" Julia murmured.

"What if Heero is with Relena-sama? I think he could be one of her
knights!"

"Oh!" Julia's face lit up and she clapped her hands in delight. "How
romantic!"

Kazue also had a dreamy look on her face. "He's so mysterious and
handsome, and she's so serene. What a beautiful couple..."

The rest of the breakfast hour passed rather pleasantly, the young
ladies discussing every possible aspect of a romance between their
idol, and the boy Heero Yuy. In fact, that topic continued to be
eagerly discussed for the next several weeks. What would their
reunion be like? How would Heero confess his love for Relena? In a
sunlit garden? Under a full moon? On the beach? How would they
kiss? And (gasp!) would they go any further?

Finally, though, all good things must come to an end, and the girls
began to feel bored with the idea. Until...

"What if Heero loved somebody else?" Kazue speculated boldly.

"No! That's not possible, what girl could compare with Relena-sama?" 
moaned Lina.

"What if...it wasn't a girl?" said Julia.
Kazue and Lina both stared at her.

Then: "What kind of guy?" they both asked at the same time.

"He'd have to be handsome, of course. But because Heero's so quiet,
he should be a talkative type of guy. They'd be the best of
friends...and then something more." An unholy light was shining in
Julia's eyes.

"Yes..." Lina was started to get interested. "But they wouldn't
start out as best friends. They may even try to kill each other at
their first meeting."

"Oh, how dangerous! I love it!" Kazue giggled. "Keep going."

"He'd be insolent and rakish, but oh, so charming. Heero wouldn't be
able to resist him! And he'd be drawn to Heero because underneath his
cheerful exterior, he has a sensitive heart that can understand
Heero's pain..." Julia stopped for a moment and clasped her hands at
her breast. If ordinary girls had the power to spontaneously generate
roses and sparkles, she would have done so now.

"Ooooh.." Lina and Kazue both sighed. This variation of the game was
even more engrossing than the first...

In fact, the girls found that their enjoyment of this topic was
virtually endless. And they never had to be bored ever again.

~ the end ~