Kiss a Girl

Fluff, humor(?), silliness.
Disclaimer: GW doesn't belong to me.

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"Duo" said Heero abruptly.  "Have you ever kissed a girl?"

"Sure!"

"What's it like?"

"Depends."

"You're no help."

"Why do you want to know?"

"..."

"Is there some girl you'd like to kiss?"

"..."

"C'mon!  You can tell me!"

"....yeah,"  Heero muttered, barely audible.

"So?!?  Who is this girl?"

"...Relena."  More muttering.

"I KNEW IT!!"  Duo jumped up and danced around triumphantly.

"But I don't know how to make it happen," said Heero.  He looked
rather defeated.  "I've been wanting to, for the last two weeks,
but... it never seems to work out."  He began banging his head agaist
the table.  "Its a mission failure."

"Whoa, no need to self-destruct, Mr. Perfect Soldier.  Kissing's not
that hard!"

Heero stopped banging his head long enough to look at Duo.

Duo grinned, and took the opportunity to lean close and kiss the
astonished Heero on the lips.

"See, its that easy!"  said Duo.

Heero went O.O!  And then he went -_-;;;.

"My first kiss was with a guy?!?" he cried.  "AAAAAAAAGH!"

And then he started banging his head on the table again, but a lot
harder this time.

THE END.