All the shit that fit to print.

Headlines for the Week of May 12-14

Circle , Lauren and Liz came home after going out Friday night,  and decided that they should all sleep in the same room to conserve heat. So Lauren and Liz called Circle into the room and he hopped into Lauren's single bed WITH Lauren in it and refused to get out because it had flannel sheets and egg crates.

Headlines for the Week of May 19-21

Saturday morning me waking up Lauren for some asprin only to find out i had some in my room the whole time and here was lauren going around the house looking for them.

Circle & Sac's heroic effort to stop Baby"D" & Shelly Babe & Caroline's leak in there room

Rice and Circle spanked everyone silly in beer pong, and Brian went home early the next day out of shame. (his partner J.Mo stayed cause he thrives on shame.)

Turbo cups almost had to be postponed because Matty B was not feeling well, but the group stuck together and decided that we had to keep the tradition alive.

Unfortunately with out Matt the game was "Just a game of turbo cups", Not the Usual Exhilarating,  beer pounding game that we were use to!!  So with a little ingenuity, we created a new "we are the Champions Dance" Every time a team would win.  they would have to create a little dance.

For example some of the more popular ones, (Actually the ones that I can remember) that were acted out were,  "make a ham sandwich and eat it", "Start the lawn mower"  "Open the window and close the window" ETC. And extra KUDOS goes to Liz who was our dance inspiration and choreographer!!!

Needless to say MATTY B you were totally missed, SO Please don't ever feel bad again, or we will have to result to the  charades edition of  turbo cups !!!! :)

Headlines for the Week of June 8-10

Lauren had "Lost That Loving Feeling" Saturday morning.

Beach Chat w/Matty"B"

Sac-man's new House Rule to Asshole: Every time your President you make a RULE....

Headlines for the Week of June 15-17

Baby D's roof is still friggin' leaking and that Keith a.k.a CHAINSAW had a brilliant idea of stapeling a bag to the ceiling to catch the leak over my bed only to have it be so heavy that it fell down and burst like a water balloon on my bed.  I'll leave the rest to your imagination!  It was pretty funny though.

Headlines for the weekend of July 6-8
Baby D had about 6 people out on Friday night.  Willy (Katie's older brother), Bob, Dave, Diane, Katie, and Jay.  The next morning, Katie serves Willy an English Muffin that has nothing but Green Mold on the bottom.  Willy didn't notice until it was in his mouth and he was chewing it.  Needless to say, Willy tried throwing up and accused Katie of trying to poison him.

Bob, wound up hooking up with a girl at Schooners.  He went back to her beach house to continue, only to run to the bathroom and throw up all over himself.  One of the guys in the house kicked him out and Bob wound up wondering all over Ocean Bay Park in a desperate search for our house which he eventually found an hour and a half later.

Saturday, Baby D's brother came out and Circle, Eddie, Brian, and myself wound up drinking our faces off on the beach all day.  It was great.  Later on that night, we all took a water taxi to Ocean Beach and went to Mermaids.  Brian's girlfriend, Beth and I witnessed the biggest slut on the island....I can't even get into it.  It was disturbing.  Well, Caroline, her friend, Eddie and I decided to walk back to our area.  Eddie was hungry, so we stopped at the Pizza Place.  We got to the corner of our walk and I see the pizza box fly up in the air in slow motion and the two FRESH slices land face down on the ground.  Well, they didn't go to waste because two guys came walking by and ate them right off of the ground!  YUK!

Headlines for the weekend of July 27-29
First time ever a one on one game of Asshole JZ vs Lauren(JZ wins?)

Friday we venture over to Bizaro house for some Pong. Circle and MattyB hold their own and Alysa(Curls)flashes her boobs(anything to win). Schooners it is for Friday night.

Friday night Circle re-kindles a Flame with his Amazon chick, she cute but she's 6ft tall. Circle proceeds to leave her outside the barn while he checks on availabilty of a bed, but no luck, so off to the beach.....

Saturday is a day at the Beach, looks to me everyone was recovering nicely, McCarthy gets an extra Sun Burn, Circle makes an extra special Vodka Watermelon for all to enjoy.

It's 4:30 on Saturday it's KEG time for Rice's B-day we proceed to get Rice TRASHED as he requested. Jess made him a Killer cake with some kick ass Brownies. On Saturday we had two HUGE SURPRISE GUESTs: HUMMA and Pat show up to come and play.  Mike once again goes for the slap but nothing doing.

EVERYONE was BOMBED out of their Minds on Saturday.

We even wheeled over our KEG to the Bizaro World just to our increase the party atmosphere.
with that being said once again Baby"D" is the Queen of the KEG stand....

Matty"B" did his imprssion of Michael Jackson that night when Billie Jean was played....
All in all at Bizaro House we kicked it OLD SCHOOL.....

On sunday day at the Beach JZ & Baby"D" played a Roxane Drinking game....