Narrator-Once, a long time ago, ina a galaxy far far away...
Guy in background-Wrong movie!!
Narrator-Oh, sorry. Planet: Vegeta. A baby was born from some guy, but hey, that happens every day. The baby cried out annoyingly, making his lonely plea to those surrounding him.
Plentor-Man that kid's annoying. Get me the duct tape.
Melaca-Here's the duct tape.
(tapes the baby's mouth shut)
Plentor-There. Let's call this kid...stinky!!
Melaca-How about Kakarot?
Plentor-Oh, ok.
Narrator-On the planet Kinassa...
Some guy- Oh no, the full moon!! Now were's doomed to a bunch of big elephants!!
Some other guy-monkeys
Some guy- Right, what did I say?
(Big monkeys come and step on everyone for a while, killing everyone on the planet)
Bardock-Man that was fun. What should we do now?
Tora-You know, I make a killer stew
Orgos-That's great. got anymore of those little butterstick things?
Tora-Yeah yeah, here you go.
(Throws him one of those little butter looking things)
(Some guy gets up from under a rock)
Guy- I will kill you all!!
Bardock: How about you just give me psychic powers so I go crazy seeing the end of my race for the rest of this special?
Guy- Oh alright.
(the guy stabs bardock, giving him the power to see the future and read minds)
Bardock-Thanks
Guy-No problem
(Bardock kills him)
Bardock-Now lets go heal or somethin
(flies back to headquarters and heals)
(sees vision of Vegeta blowing up)
(Gets out of chamber and walks around in front of Plentor naked)
Melaca-Holy...I mean, maybe you should get dressed.
Bardock-Oh alright, where'd everyone else go?
Plentor-Planet Meat.
Bardock-Ok, bye.
(Bardock goes to planet meat)
(When he gets there, all his team-mates are gone, with only Dodoria left standing there.)
Bardock-Hhmmm...something seems odd. All my friends are dead, and Dodoria is standing here. I can't place my finger on it.
Dodoria-I cooked them all and ate them.
Bardock-That must be it!! You fiend!!
Dodoria-Actually the big fat one tasted a lot like roast beef.
Bardock-Well you should've saved me some!! Now die!!
(Bardock kicks Dodoria and he blows up)
Bardock-Well that was easy.
(Gets in pod and leaves)
Bardock-Frieza must be going to blow up Vegeta, I can read his mind even though he's 10 miles away!!
(At Frieza's ship)
Zarbon-Good heavens, I think Dodoria was killed!
Frieza-Good. He was annoying anyway.
Zarbon-No kidding. He was always making those strange grunting noises when he talked.
Frieza-Let's go blow up Planet Vegeta.
Zarbon-ok
(Barodck lands and runs into a bar)
Bardock-The Germans are coming!!
Saiyans-......
Saiyan 1-You mean Frieza.
Bardock-Right, what did I say?
(Saiyans laugh)
Bardock-Fine then, be that way!!
(Bardock runs outside and flies up into space.)
Bardock-Frieza, come get me!!
Frieza-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!(charges deathball)
(Bardock throws an energy blast)
(Frieza throws the deathball and blows up the whole planet)
Bardock-My son lives!!! I don't know about the other one but...
Narrator-You're supposed to die now
Bardock-Oh, right. AAAHHHHH!!!!
(Goku's pod lands on Earth)
Grandpa Gohan-Look! A naked baby!! He has a tail! How odd man, groovy. I think i'll call you...Dremeiniviscular-antebialiator Goku 1/2. Or just Goku for short.
Narrator-And so..the tale of Dremein.....Goku begins. What adventures await him? Stay tuned and find out!!
Next Episode-(5 years later)Some hot girl finds Goku and kidnaps him and his dragonball!! What will happen? Stay tuned and find out on the next Dragonball Z-Episode 2-My name is...darn I forgot again