::Lights to stage come on and Goku comes out and sits at his desk and starts rapping::
Goku: Yo yo yo, this is ma show, hope you like ma fro, my wife likes to sew, I like to-
::guest stands up::
Guest 1: You suck! Get on with the show!
::Startled and upset that the fans didn't like his rap, Goku sat down::
Goku: Well then folks, I uh...I'm Goku!!!
Crowd: No kidding!!
Goku: Welcome to the first Goku show!!
Crowd: Wee!!
Goku: Today, i'll be interviewing a very special person, the one, the only, the all powerful....Chris Sabat!!!
::Chris Sabat walks out on stage::
Chris: Hi all.
Crowd: Hi Chris!!
Goku: So Chris, what inspired you to play the voices of Vegeta and Piccolo?
::Chris stands up and does a stupid pose::
Chris: It was my destiny!!
Goku: Right. Now then, what did you do before becoming the Voice director, and, voice acotr of, Dragonball Z!!
Crowd: YAY!!!
Chris: Well, I got my start playing the voice of Winnie the Pooh, then-
Crowd: GASP!!!
Goku: Holy poop! You played Pooh!? He's my favorite!!
Chris: Yes, I started there where I worked for a little, but wanted to do more. So then, I moved to-
Goku: Dragonball Z?
Chris: No. Then I moved to Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids, where I voice acted all the charecters.
Goku: But I thought Bill Cosby did all that.
Chris: That's what they want you to think!!
::Does stupid pose again::
Chris: Still not satisfied though, I moved to-
Goku: Dragonball Z?
Chris: Will you stop that!!
Goku: sowwy...
Chris: Then I moved to Baywatch, where I played the part of Pamela Anderson.
Crowd: ::falls over::
Goku: What the...I mea...je...Fri....HOLY JEEZUM!!!
Chris: Yes, it's true. I put on the suit, and grew my hair long, as a result, looking like a beautiful woman.
Goku: But what about your....um...you know...those...things
Chris: The breasts?
Goku: ::nods::
Chris: It was simple, it was all part of a zip-up suit!!
Goku: Man....that's just some....NEXT TOPIC!!
Chris: Then, I moved to Dragonball Z, where I am now.
Goku: A zip-up suit....
Chris: You said to move on.
Goku: Oh..sorry. We'll be back after this word from our sponsers!!
Crowd: ::Claps:: ::camera fades out::
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::camera's come in::
::Goku has some french girl sitting on his lap kissing him and saying French phrases::
Camera man: Uh...Goku...You're on.
::Goku looks at the camera::
Goku: Holy son of a chiaotzu!!
::throws the French girl into the crowd::
Goku: Oh...sorry about that!! Heh heh...Hi and welcome back to the Goku show!!!
Crowd: yaaaaaay.
Goku: Now for our last guest for today, the super ultra cool guy that everyone wants to be....Pikachu!!!
Crowd: ::silent::
::Pikachu comes out and sits in the guest seat::
Goku: So Pikachu...what inspired you to become a pokemon?
Pikachu: Pika. Pika PIKA!! Chu, pika PIka. Pika pika pika chuuu chu pika PIka. CHAA!!!
Goku: ......
Pikachu: Chu?
Goku: Right. Ok...next question. Many people said that you really didn't like Ash at all. Is that true?
Pikachu: Piiika. ChuuUuuUu. Pika pika chaa.
Goku: Oh, I see, that's too bad. (I wish I wouldn't have listened to Gohan's suggestion to bring him on)
Pikachu: Chu. Chu chu chu.
Goku: Oh, you like trains?
Pikachu: Cha!! Pika pika!!
Goku: Woa!! I like Tofu too!!
Pikachu: ......
Goku: Well, that's all the time for today folks, join us next time when I interview....the Sailor Scouts!! To see what really went on behind the set!! Goodnight all!
::crowd claps and camera's turn off::
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