writingtips

1. Verbs HAS to agree with other subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. And don't start a sentence with a conjugation.
4. It is wrong to ever spilt an infinitive.
5. Aviod cliches like the plague. (They're old hat)
6. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
7. Also, always aviod annoying illiteration.
8. Be more or less specific.
9. Parenthetical remarks (however revelant) are (usually) unnecessary.
10. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
11. No sentence fragments.
12. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
13. Do not be redundant; do not use more words than nessecary; it is highly superfluos.
14. One should NEVER generalize.
15. Don't use no double negatives.
16. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
17. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
18. The passive voice is to be ignored.
19. Never use a big word when a dimunitive one would suffice.
20. Use words correctly, irregardless of how other use them.
21. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."