| *10 Psycotic acts to do in your day-to-day life* |
| 1. Walk up to a table in the mall and pick up someone's food item. Look at them sternly and say "YOU DO NOT LIKE THIS FOOD!!!" Then turn to the table next to them. Give them a warm smile, pat them on the shoulder and say, "But you do!" Walk away. 2. While sitting in English class sudenly throw yourself on the floor face down, and start screaming while convulsing, "They are coming to get me! HELP!!! Don't let them take me!! (etc.)" Then get up, dust yourself off and sit down like nothing ever happened. 3. Walk up to someone on a street, grab their face, and stare intently into their eyes. After a few moments of doing so say things like, "You are blessed my child!" "You must use your great gifts!" (Maybe after doing this give a little smile and stroll away). 4. Go to a dance other than one at your school. When you get there, walk up to anyone you see and ask if they will be your friend. Twitching ever so often would be a nice touch to add, along with occasional drooling. 5. If you see a romantic couple walking approach them and sgueeze them. Place your arms around each one of them and start singing "We are family." 6. Go to the mall in a bathing suit you own. (particularly in the middle of winter) Go to a large fountain and try to swim in it. Suddenly start screaming that you are drowning and somebody call 911. When the police approach you, tell them you never had a pool of your own and bawl hysterically. 7. If someone glances at you, start singing things like, "You want my body, you think I'm sexy....." 8. When carrying a purse, open it repeatedly and look into it saying, "BE QUIET!!! THEY'LL HEAR YOU!! THAT IS IT MISTER!!! TIME OUT FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!" 9. Ask someone to smell your armpits and tell them you can't tell if your deodorant is working, but maybe they can. 10. Stick your forehead on someone else's and say things like, "So you like long walks on the beaches too, do ya?" |
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