| *Things to do in a bathroom* |
| 1. Stick your open palm under the stall door and ask your neighbor if you an borrow a highlighter. 2. Say, "Uh-oh. I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, "Darn, this waters cold." 5. Say, "Hmmmm.....I never seen that color before." 6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly. 7. Say, "How did that get there?" 8. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 9. Say, "Interesting. More floaters than sinkers." 10. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops! Can you kick that back over to me?" 11. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. What am I gonna do now?" 12. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so that you can see your neighbor's face and say, "Peek-a-boo!" 13. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free." |
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