| Things to do to Annoy People! (remember these guys?) |
| 1. Sit on your front lawn and point a hairdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguse your voice) 3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. 5. Reply to everything people say with, "That's what you think." 6. Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with prophecy." 7. dont use any punctuation 8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 9. Ask people what gender they are. 10. Specify that your drive through order is "to go." 11. Sing along at the opera. 12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 13. Find out where your boss shops and by the same outfits. Wear them the day after your boss does. 14. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. 15. A week in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Say "Bless you" for no reason. When you are asked about it, say, "I forsee a sneeze coming, in accordance with prophesy." 17. Continually say, "Did you hear that? No that! Wait, it's gone now! Oh! There is it again! Do you hear that? Oh, wait it's gone now..........." 18. Repeat everything somebody says right after they say it. |
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