BibleJokes

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier?
A. Pharoah's daughter went down to the Bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of a man was Boaz before he was married?
A. Ruthless

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson brought the house down.

Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when they were expelled from the garden of Eden?
A. They were definitley put out.

Q. What was one of the first things Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
A. They raised a little Cain.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to the children to explain why they no longer lived in the garden of Eden?
A. "Your mother ate us out of house and home."

Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise?
A. Turn right, go straight.

Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most proficient law breaker in the Bible?
A. Moses broke all ten commandments at once.

Q. Where is the first tennis match in the Bible?
A. Joseph served in Pharoah's court.

Q. Where is the first recorded Biblical case of constipation?
A. In kings where it says that David sat on the throne for 40 years.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua was the son of Nun.

Q. Why didn't Noah go fishing?
A. He only had two worms.

Q. How do we know they didn't play cards in the ark?
A. Because Noah sat on the deck.