Randy Eugene Schoolcraft

  Noted events in his life were:

• Education: Received GED, Jun 1998, Naples, FL.

• Honors: Whack-off Champion, 2002 to present, Shed behind Rib City Grill.

• Honors: Guiness Book of World Records, 1990 to present, Naples, FL. Contines to hold record for flattest, widest penis, at home or abroad