| If I Only Had a Five -to the tune of "If I Only Had a Brain", sung by the Scarecrow, in The Wizard of Oz. I could while away the hour Playin' sabotage with power and be glad to be alive My opponent's base would beckon I could scout it with my recon If I only had a five. I could fend off every stranger And I wouldn't be in danger I would certainly survive With the plans I'd be makin' My whole spirit would awaken If I only had a five. Oh I could tell you why The sab is near the four I could make some moves I've never made before And then I'd think, and make some more. I would not be just a wastin' As my generals cop a pastin' and for victory I'd strive I would laugh and I'd be grinnin' 'Cause for sure I'd be a winnin' If I only had a five. |
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| And then I saw her base... I thought sab was Just a game for teenagers Meant for someone young But not for me Sab was out to get to me That's the way it seems Different setups haunted All my dreams And then I saw her base Thanks to my recon Not a trace Of doubt in my mind I'm in luck And don't I know it I couldn't blow it If I tried I thought sab was More or less a game of chance But the more I play the more I see, oh yeah What's the use in guessing All you get is pain When I move in blindly I get slain And then I saw her base It cost me my recon Now it's a race I'm one move ahead I'm in love Sab is fantastic Whoops I was spastic Now I'm dead. |
| Baseland -to the tune of "Graceland" by Paul Simon The game of sabotage was calling Like the ocean calls the shore I am following my footsteps Down the hallway To the computer room once more I'm going to baseland, baseland Right here at IYT I'm going to baseland Good boys and daddies with families And we are going to baseland My daring opponent is very bold He is a master at sabotage But I've reason to believe My one will be received In baseland He comes back to tell me I'm gone As if I didn't know that As if I didn't know that I'm dead As if I'd never noticed The way he crushed my men to oblivion And he said losing sab Is like a window in your heart Everybody sees you're blown apart Everybody sees the wind blow And my sabotage companions Are very good opponents I'm looking at tough positions But I've reason to believe My one will be received In baseland There is a girl in New South Wales Who calls herself the blue gum trees And sometimes when I'm smelling victory So sweet as mother nature I say Oh so this is what she means She means we're breezing into baseland And I see losing sab Is like a window in your heart Everybody sees you're blown apart Everbody feels the wind blow In baseland, in baseland I'm going to baseland For reasons I cannot explain There's some part of me wants to see baseland And I may be obliged to defend Every bomb, every ending Or maybe there's no obligations now Maybe I've got a reason to believe My one will be received In baseland. |
| Fifty Ways to Win at Sabotage (with thanks to Paul Simon) The problem is all inside your head, she said to me Sabotage is easy if you take it logically I'd like to help you in your quest for victory There must be fifty ways to win at sabotage She said there are so many methods to include And even if my meaning is mutated by your mood I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being rude There must be fifty ways to win at sabotage, fifty ways to win at sabotage: Just trade off the one, son, make a good plan, Stan Move up the four,Thor, just listen to me Hit 'em with your five, Clive, backed up by your sab, stab Then knock off the three, see, and get yourself free. Get rid of his two, Lou, scout'em with your rec, Shrek Gotta find out his base, Ace, watchout for the mine If your still in a pinch, Hinch, try to win on time, slime Never say die, Guy, and you'll be just fine. I said tell me the truth, Ruth, I need to know more, I emplore There's so much to know, now, where do I start I should just stick to chess, I guess, My head's in a mess, I confess I can't even think or blink, I'm falling apart... She said it's oh so sad to see you go insane I figure we can find a way to waken up your brain I said thankyou, but would you please explain about the fifty ways? She said why don't we just enjoy a game tonight And maybe by the middle you might feel for the fight And when she wiped me, I realized she probably was right... There must be fifty ways to win at sabotage, fifty ways to win at sabotage... Just show him who's Bosse, Chaos Wipe him off of the board, Dark Lord Send him over the hill, Bill, just listen to me Leave him in the pit, Amit Take a good chance, Sir Lance Take over the room, Creeping Doom and taste victory. |
| Sabotage Holiday (thx to 10cc) I was sittin' on my favourite seat Concentratin' on playin' right A question mark came up to me And I looked round in a state of fright I saw four pieces one mad Another from the gutter They looked me up and down a bit And turned to each other I say I don't like sabotage, oh no I love it I don't like sabotage, no no I love it Don't you walk thru my space You got to show some respect Don't you walk thru my space 'Cause you ain't found me out yet Well he looked down at my question mark He said I'll take you right out now I said You've got to be jokin' man I've got back up from me brothers He said I like it I want it I'll take it off your hands And you'll be sorry you crossed me You'd better understand that you're alone A long way from home And I say I don't like Open Rush, no no I love it I don't like Mini Rush, oh no I love it Don't you cramp up me style Don't you stomp on me men Don't you walk thru my space 'Cause you ain't found me out yet I hurried back to the fourth rank Thinkin' who is this brother I heard a dark voice beside me say Would you like someone harder He said I've got it you want it My movement is the best And if you try me you'll find out And wallow in a Sabotage Holiday And I say Don't like Rush Sabotage, oh no I love it I don't like Mini, oh no I love it, oh yea Don't you walk thru my space You got to show some respect Don't you walk thru my space 'Cause you ain't found me out yet I don't like Sabotage I love it (Sabotage Holiday) I don't like Mini Rush I love it (Sabotage Holiday) I don't like Open Rush I love it (Sabotage Holiday) |