| Bye Bye - You Die "In Memory Of Games Gone By" (To the tune of AMERICAN PIE by Don McLean reworded by Ruth) A long, long time ago... I can still remember how Sabotage used to make me smile. Leaguer's knew if we had the chance, We could make our opponent's dance, And maybe they'd be lucky for a while. But Dark Lord made us shiver, With each move he'd deliver, SAB-ZeRo on his trail... Can anyone make him fail ? I can't remember if I cried When IYT again crashed and died I was looking for what my opponent hide, The day my Recon died .... Bye Bye Miss Recon you die, You twist-turn-bluff but the end was always nigh Them bad old 1's were being risky and sly Singing "This'll be the day that you die, This'll be the day that you die." Ki&Te wrote the book of love, Do you have faith in Pat Chu above If website news tells you so ? Keith Richards believes in rock 'n' roll, Will Witzor's bluff take it's toll ? Can Ruth teach you how to move real slow ? Even the strong fear Celtic Jim He and Sir Lance workout in the gym They pack muscle in their moves; Moon dig's those rhythm 'n' blues ! SLAINE used smarts with a little irish luck, Dolphin and Andy always speedily struck, Damn ! I knew I was out of luck The day my Gen1 died They started singing .... Bye Bye General 1 you die, You twist-turn-bluff but the end was always nigh Them bad old 2's were being risky and sly Singing "This'll be the day that you die, This'll be the day that you die." Now for many years we've soldiered on Though some grand players have now gone I'll tell you who they used to be: 9ball, Dmitri, TonyG were a few Chacha, Hageroff and Willis too Some never known by you or me. And while stgrobinson moved town RadRx stole the GrandSlam crown Tiamat had the court adjourned, TommyG hasn't returned. And while Limbaugh Express made his mark, Mage moved wisely in the dark Santa's eyes had a twinkling spark The day my Gen2 died. They were singing .... Bye Bye General 2 you die, You twist-turn-bluff but the end was always nigh Them bad old 3's were being risky and sly Singing "This'll be the day that you die, This'll be the day that you die." Helter skelter Lou's game makes you swelter, Bloody Baron where's the fallout shelter For all your opponents past ? BIG STEVE, bill, Borg-one and Bosse, Like Brat and BraveHeart, gather no moss, For all these players are improving fast ! Now Chris and Paul battle head to head "Five Dots" versus Officer Ed It's the Season 5 dance, Jonaron leaves nothing to chance ! Stremba and Jason tried to take the field But JOZSEF BENZCE refused to yield, David and Fame had their fate sealed The day their Gen3's died. I started singing .... Bye Bye General 3 you die, You twist-turn-bluff but the end was always nigh My bad old 4's were being risky and sly Singing "This'll be the day that you die, This'll be the day that you die." And there we were all in one place Playing games in cyber-space, Avoid timeouts, just make your move. So come on Lorry, come on be quick Or Amit might give you the flick And John Hildebrand will start his groove. Hoosierguy was hard to rate SABOTEUR could prove your fate Conxhans will give you hell Darky also played well. And while Sam sat thinking about his fight Abidoodle liked to skite, And Nothingness laughed with delight The day my Gen4 died He was singing .... Bye Bye General 4 you die, You twist-turn-bluff but the end was always nigh Them bad old 5's were being risky and sly Singing "This'll be the day that you die, This'll be the day that you die." We met a girl who did confuse Chaos occurred in all her moves Then she just smiled and went away. CoolMom, Tiffy and Hannelore All are skilled in the art of war Yet some men claimed that women couldn't play ? In Sabotage games the newbies screamed Bad losers left and rookies dreamed, But rarely was it spoken Burnout occurs ! You're broken ! And the three guys I admire most Wilder, Jens and Pcron most To them I bequeathed a toast The day my Gen5 died And they were singing .... Bye Bye General 5 you die, You twist-turn-bluff but the end was always nigh Them bad old Sab's were being risky and sly Singing "This'll be the day that you die, This'll be the day that you die." Bye Bye Sabotage Bye Bye, I twist-turn-bluff but the end was always nigh My opponent's were being risky and sly Singing "This'll be the day that you die, This'll be the day that you die." |
| Ruth's Song |