| WELCOME TO MY PAGE OF QUOTES |
| "If you judge people, you have no time to love them." -Mother *Saint* Teresa "There are harsher ways to learn the meaning of the word 'no'." Scalebone "Magic: The Gathering" "Sometimes the smallest nuisance can be the greatest pain." -Magic:The Gathering "Rule of Acquisition #48: The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife." -Star Trek "Every society must have it's outcasts." -Radiant, "Magic:The Gathering" "Amare et sapere vix deo conceditur." *To be in love and wise is scarce granted even to a god.* "Believe in the ideal, not the idol." -Sierra, "Magic:The Gathering" "It is terrible how one brief action can live forever in a memory." -Jolrael, "Magic: the Gathering" "Ich bin ein Berliner!" -JFK, really saying "I am a jelly doughnut!" "Absence may make the heart grow fonder, but presence reaffirms the fondness." -Me "Hey, Lifeguard, is smells like gasoline, is somebody smoking?" -a kid at the pool a friend lifeguards "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun, you just can't see!" -Corey "Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead." -Scottish Proverb "See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?" -Will Rogers to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo "There are no hopeless bodies, only hopeless hearts." -1996 Atlanta Paralympic Games "Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips!" -bumper sticker "Consciousness: That annoying thing between naps." -bumper sticker "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." -Anonymous "This is the brightest sunlight, my shades are doing no good; I ain't a morning person, but I'd be one if I could." -Marvelous3, Vampires in Love "True love is leaving the second row of Marvelous3's very last show to go and make sure your girlfriend is okay." -Corey "The last time we mixed religion and politics, people got burned at the stake!" -That Guy's mother's bumper sticker "Not all witches are from Salem..." -a t-shirt "Every Monday I get this pain, every Wednesday it hits my brain, just this past Friday they died, and every day I still think of them." -Todd's and my version of "Every Monday" by Marvelous3 "You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back." -Barbar De Angelis "It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back." -Mick Jagger "Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same." -Source unknown "Sticks and stones only break bones.Words can shatter the soul." -Ina Hughs "Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle." -Plato "When it comes down to it, we all just want to be loved." -Jamie Yellin, age 14 "In the long run, the sharpest weapon of all is a kind and gentle spirit." -Anne Frank "You were born with wings. Why prefer to crawl through life?" -Rumi "Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." -Matthew 6:34 "Dont confuse what you want with what will be." -Angie Aparo, "Seed" "It took me 6 whole years to work off all the weight that I had up on my shoulders trying to be so great." -Butch Walker, "Valium" "What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'" -Sandra Bullock "There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance." -Anonymous "It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous." -Katharine Hepburn "When a female has tears in her eyes the one who cannot see is the male." -Unknown "True friendship is like sound health-the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." -Charles Caleb Colton "Love is like a fruit. It may look good, but you shouldn't bite into it until it's ripe." -Nick Hertl "Love will make you forget time, and time will make you forget love." -Unkown "A friend is someone who knows all about you and still likes you." -Elbert Hubbard "Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin." -Doug Kinney "And when God, who created the universe and all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle." -Anonymous "Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant." -Unknown "He said: I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it. She said: You wear briefs, don't you?" -Anonymous "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent," -Eleanor Roosevelt "A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth." -George Bernard Shaw "Be good and you will be lonesome." -Mark Twain "Even the most tempting rose has thorns." -Tristan Eggener "Live each day as if it were the last day of your life, because so far, it is." -Unknown "Living well is the best revenge." -Unknown "Misery is optional." -S. Gilmary Beagle "A blow with a word strikes deeper than a blow with a sword." -Robert Burton "Education is a progressive discovery of our ignorance." -Will Durant "Be careful of your thoughts; they may become words at any moment." -Iara Gassen "I do not know myself and God forbid that I should." -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in ourselves." -William Shakespeare "Blessed are we who laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused." -Unknown "'Tis better to shut your mouth and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." -Rami Belson "Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well." -Samuel Butler "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." -Harlan Ellison "There only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein "We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak." -Epictetus "Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." -Jules de Gaultier "Two things I cannot understand: myself and others." -Erkki J. Jyrkkanen "In a mad world, only the mad are sane." -Akiro Kurosawa ""If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius!" -Larry Leissner "Sometimes a whisper speaks volumes." -Scott Sheddan "Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught." -Oscar Wilde "Change is inevitable, except from vending machines." -Unknown "If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?" -Unknown "If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?" -Unknown "If you believe everything you read, you'd better not read." -Japanese proverb "Stupidity is also known as a medical disorder known as a rectal-cranial inversion." -Unknown "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." -Unknown "If we couldn't laugh, we'd all go insane." -Jimmy Buffett "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." -W.C. Fields (but possibly Oscar Wilde. Sources are sketchy) "A bore is a man who deprives you of solititude without providing you with company." -Gian Vincenzo Gravina "Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye." -Doug Horton "Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." -Thomas Jones "Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." -John F. Kennedy "Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking." -Henry Louis Mencken "Sanity is not statistical." -George Orwell: 1984 "Lord, what fools these mortals be!" -William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream "Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance." -Willam Shakespeare "It's not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game even starts." -Addison Walker "I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it even unfair in my favor?" -Bill Watterson: Calvin and Hobbes "I can resist everything except temptation." -Oscar Wilde "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree., but he also admitted doing it. Now, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Because George still had the axe in his hand." -Unknown "If you were arrested for kindness, would there be enough evidence to convict you?" -Unknown "Love your enemies; they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to." -Unknown "When the government fears the people, we have liberty. When the people fear the government, we have tyranny." -Unknown "The brightest flame burns the quickest." -Metallica "Mama Said" "God forgive me of the little joke I played on thee, and I'll forgive you of the great big joke you played on me." -Robert Frost "Reduce the man, reduce the God." -Amadeus "Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx "Everywhere you go, there you are." -Groucho Marx "I don't need a woman, they're just nice to have...you know, kind of like lungs." -Todd "You're only alone if you let yourself be alone." -Me "For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul." -Judy Garland "Two wrongs don't make a right, just like two rights don't make a left." -Me "I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me." -unknown "You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers." -unknown "I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you being competent." -unknown "Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental." -unknown "All men are animals. Some just make better pets." -The Vent |
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| "Adsum, ad astra, ad finem. Semper fideles." *I am here, to the stars, to the end. Always faithful.* |
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