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Upon delivery by registered mail of 'sigfile = shtuyo2a' , 
what we got us here is a legal vehicle
relative to the machinations of the Mevo Modi'in Vaad(s)
a two-heaad monster "if ever I seen one" (from 'Cripple Creek')

          %%% KNOW ALL PHEASANTS BY THESE PRESENTS $$$

PERSUANT TO =shtuyot1

and PUBLICALLY POSTED TO    http;//www.geocities.com/sa73122c 

that THEREFORE and WHEREAS with RAZMATAZ

the UNDERSIGN'D

being (Albeit Absentee)  BARON OF DOBERDANE ESTATES
a/k/a 'TENANT'

d/b/a  Steel Re-inforced Concrete Temporary Rustic Bungalow #101
       Rue des Desrputables
       Moshav Darwini Mevo Modi'in

doth VOUCHSAFE unto the Vaad(s) of Mevo Modi'in

( identities of the present members of which being to him UNKNOWN)


THAT:

1) No ARREARS of Rent nor Highway (Robbery) Tax is ADMITTED
by TENANT

1a) (but quite the Contrary, CREDIT is claimed, as shown below.

Viz:  For LASTING IMPROVEMENTS to #101 
(depreciable, but not to be deprecated)
Presently Estimated as Not Less Than 10,000 Shrinking U.S. Dollars

2) That no Receipt of any Official Document from the VA'AD('s) is
acknowleged, but for the occasional odd ( & odd indeed ) Email

3)  That WHEREAS no Countersigned Copy of the PRESENT RENTAL
AGREEMENT Effective 15 April (and ape they will )  '05  (jive)
has yet been Received by TENANT (aka BARON DOBERDANE III )
the later declares himself retroactively UNBOUND OF SUCH

4) and WHEREAS TENANT having for two years been, as in the past, a
MAJOR FINANCIAL SUPPORTER (a/k/a CashCow ) of Moshav Modi'in 
THEREFORE 
TEMAMT (a/k/a BARON DOBERDANCE III)
doth FORTHWITH DEMAND 
of the "Perfidius Yehudim" (viz. the Vaads and odds they is)
all MINUTES , QUARTERLY REPORTS, and YEAR-END FINANCIAL STATEMENTS
of aforesaid VA'AD's
for the period of his TENANCY                               

5) TENANT hereby claims the RIGHT TO CONTINUED TENANCY in accord
with the LAWS OF THE LAND , previously signed and countersigned
Remtal Agreements  NOTWITHHSTANDING  (See Appendix II)
             
and ALL THE PRECEEDING BEING HEREBY DULY SIGNED AND WITNISS'D in
His Own Hand, and Duly Serve'd, Receipt of Which is Attested by
Registry, this =shtuyot2 now becomes a Legal Document, at least
(and a least indeed) relative to the machinations of the Modi'in
Va'ads, and so I bid you all ADieu.  Anyone passing by should stop
in, as we're usually sbout 9 short of a minyan.

sa, Campra, CH-6718 Olivone -- Rosh Hodesh Tamuz.

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NOTES:

1) Perusant to Pirke haAvot 1:5 , 
the applicability of which is attested by Loc. Cit. 2:1 , 
I can from summer Solstice on no longer deal in  monetary matter
swith Ms. Sliver , for SILVER shows much BRASS.  
             
2) As previously noted, all U.S. Citizens are protected by teh
U.S. Constitution Bill of Rights against Unreasonable Search and
Seizure.

Seizure of Property is Unreasonable if its non_monetary value
(including psyhologic value and intellecutal value) to the Owner
exceeds its Fair Market Value.                    

Such Seizure then constutes grounds for Countersuit for monetary
compensation for psychologic injury.

Note that the psychologic value of monetary compensation is
inversely preportional to to the affluence of the injured party.

3) Were I to win at CounterSuit 

(and one who can't win backhand better quit)

I'd hire THE RABBI'S CHINAMAN 
to over_paint the Screaming Green Trim a sensible RUSSET 
or possibly BURNT SIENNA, 
whichever Ms. Galor 
(not Mistress xPostmistress) 
deems more aeshetic.

4) Again, this matter can be amicably resolved without legal
expemse to peasants by the pheasants. albeit not before the
almonds are in blossom.

But then, that pad cannot with regard to public health be safely
nor legally rented, especially to more than one person, with
regard to public health, until the septic tank outlet pipe is
replaced.  Which ain't happened in darned near a decade.

5) As we have agreed that all applicable charges and fees were
paid to 15 April past, no documentation's needed.  However, I had
not intended to pay Security Fees in my absence, as such are
little help against an avalanche.   

In any event, after the Security Road Boondoggle 

(which incidntally, with its unnecssary destruction of the
acoustic barrier has caused a degredation of quality of life and
so reduced the Fair Market Rental Value of those steel-reinforced
concrete bungalows by an estimated $100 /month )          

I had intenteded to divert such fees to an escrow account for
severance pay to compensate, however inadequately, the most
responsible Shomer in the history of the Moshav. 

So I ask that such be done with the with the Security Fees that
the Vaad(s) have, I'm told,  taken from my account in the first 8
months of absence.          

6) Legal delivery of documents to a person of known address is not
effected by dropping them off in a place where he is known not to
be.  

As previously noted, I cannot consider further payments to the
Moshav until I can clarify my financial position by studying
accumulated mail.  To date I have been unable to have it
forwarded.  Apparently it has now been sent, but apparently,
despite constant admonitions, it was sent by sea, in which case,
if prevailing currents hold, it should arrive at the Galapagos
islands by mating season, if the sea_turtle stays chaste en route.



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APPENEDIX II:

Briefly:  A Legal Instrument which presupposes its own legality is
thereby self-invalidating.

Details follows (as horses, swallows):

C.S. Pierce, in The Journal of Speculative Philosophy,, 1863,
reduces the Paradox of the Liar (in its classical formulation, the
Cretan who says all Cretans lie) to 'This Statement is False'.
One may further reduce it to 'p if_and_only_if not_p'

Other formulations are:  'The Barber shaves all men who do not
shave themself" (who shaves the barber); and the question of (if
memory serves) whether the set of indenumerable numbrers is itself
denumberable.

Russel stipulated that a set cannot be a member of itself, but
that's a merely ad hoc solution.

THEREFORE your New Revised Rental Contract, produced only after
months of revisons, was a legal joke and fiscal ripoff.  

As a principal Shareholder (aka Cashcow) in Moshav Mevo Modi'in, I
must insist that the Vaad(s) waste no more of my hardly earned
income on fees to a lawyer, especially to one of dubitable acumen
and/or ethics (unless he is on retainer not per diem).

As previously noted, this matter can be amicably resolved with
legal expemse. albeit not before the almonds are in blossom.

But then, that pad cannot be safely rented, especially to more
than one person, with regard to public health, until the septic
tank outlet pipe is replaced.  Which ain't happend in darned near
a decade.

OK enough, that's half the morning wasted.  They used to pay
Natanel West $50 an hour for writing less, and those were Silver
Dollars.                                                 

Posting of this document on a public password-protected Website
should establish it as a legal document, subject to subsequent
disavowal.  

But for multiple redundancy ("you can say that again") a signed
sigfile confirmation in the writer's recognizeable hand is en
reoute.

and ALL THE PRECEEDING TOO BEING HEREBY DULY SIGNED AND WITNISS'D
in His Own Hand, and Duly Serve'd, Receipt of Which is Attested by
Registry, this =shtuyo2b now becomes a Legal Document, relative ot
the machinations of the Modi'in Va'ads, and so I bid you all again
aDieu .

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sa, Campra, 8 July '05 -- Rosh Hodesh Tamuz -- 2 Jumaada al-Awal
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