House of Love and Prayer, San Francisco, 5733. Reprinted from the Holy Beggars' Gazette The big fight between the Mitnagdim and the Chassidiin was one hundred or tho hundred years ago, when the Mititagdim were saying that the Chasidim don't learn enough. Today, neback, the Mitnagdim aren't leaning so much either, and besides, the Chasidim are really learning a lot. The Chasidim are saying that the Mitnagdim don't doven; but the Chasidim are talking a lot in the Bais Midrash also. Okay, both of them are very holy; I'm not talking about that, but I heard a very good thing. A rich man had a beautiful daughter, and he took a son in law. This boy says,"l never eat dairy, I only eat fleishik". "What I don't do for my daughter!" the man said. So he made a special table because the son wouldn't eat with everybody else; he ate meat for breakfast, for lunch, all the time. The rich man had a second daughter, and she married a boy who said, "I only eat milchik", so the father said, "Okay, I'll get you an extra table", so they're sitting at two separate tables. Suddenly the father lost his money, and all they were eating was potatoes. The first son-in-law is eating all potatoes fleishik, and the second is eating all potatoes milchik. The father-in-law walks in and says, "Why are you sitting here?" and he answers, "I only eat fleishik", so he says, "But you're eating all potatoes!" So the son-in-aw ansmws, "But they're fleishik". He goes to the second son-in-law and asks "Why don't you sit together?" and he answers, 'I'm only eating milchik". "What are you eating?" "All potatoes." "You're eating all potatoes?! Can't you two get together? On the all potatoes at least?!"