I want to share something awesome with you, the first story came to me about blowing my mind: 
In the days of my father  I havent seen him in many years, there was a person who was a real playboy  I tell you, Meshiach is coming, hell be the playboy for the Meshiach. Ive never seen him with a girl twice, bruch haSHEM . He lives around my corner, always with someone else and each time introduces her to me as the love of my life.  And mamash were getting married next week. His name is Mr. Green, OK? I see him especially after shabbos when he comes around. 
Listen to me:  for the first time in my life, I have the priviledge of seeing Mr. Green 3 times with the same girl. Its already a sign that Meshiach is coming. Then one day, I see him alone. Thats also unbelieveable. 
Brother Green, what happened? 
He says to me like this: Remember that girl you sae me with, he says to me, you know I love her very much. You know shes not Jewish  believe me, you know it took a lot out of me, but I decided not to marry her. 
Unbelievable  A yid who doenst know anything, doesnt keep anything, then on Yom Kippur he walk in for 5 mintues  thats his Yiddishkeit. 
 Mr. Green, thats unbelieveable, what made you decide not to marry her? He says, I tell you something, you know Im not super religous, he says, I [am] an orthodox Jew because I go to your synagogue (He came in for 2 mintues). He says, Im an orthodox Jew, but Im not super-relgious. But every Friday night I make kiddush. Now listen to this  if I marry a non-Jewish girl, she wouldnt know what kiddish is. 
What is Mr. Greens kiddush? He doesnt read Hebrew.  He doesnt make kiddush. He just drinks a lot of wine. Im sure hes drunk every Friday night. He doesnt know. He knows, every Friday night you drink wine. Let me ask you, waht is there that that non-Jewish girl cannot understand? I can explain kiddush to every person in the world. What is there not to understand. But you know what  inside, Mr. Green blows his mind  Kiddush  he knows hes drinking wine  its Shabbos. 
See, this is mind blowing. You see, its not in proportion, because in proportion he drinks wine....  Mazel tov. 