The story begins,

Once there was a bus conductor. On one particular day, one old woman tries 
getti
ng into the bus, but the conductor
does not stop the bus. She falls down and dies. He is tried in the 
court,found g
uilty and sentenced to capital
punishment. He is taken to the electric
chair cell. In that room,there is one electric chair in the middle and a 
banana
peel in one
corner.He is strapped to the electric chair and high voltage current is 
passed.H
e does not die. The authorities
release him. He goes back to work. He sees another old woman trying to get 
in to
the bus; does not stop the bus. She too
dies. He is tried and convicted.
They take him to the same electric chair. The room, this time also, has a 
banan
a peal in one
corner and the electric chair in the middle. Current is passed; he manages 
tosur
vive. Perplexed the authorities
release him. He goes back to work. This time he sees an old man getting into

the
bus. This time he stops the bus; still
the old man falls down and dies. He
is tried in the court and convicted (due to his earlier follies). This time 
also
they take him to the same room with the electric chair in the middle and 
banana
peal in a
corner. This time when the high voltage current is passed,he succumbs to 
that an
d dies.

Why does he escape the first couple of times? Scroll down for answer......



The first couple of times, he did not stop the he was a BAD CONDUCTOR. So 
the cu
rrent couldn't pass through him and he
didn't die!! The third time,he stopped the bus. He was a GOOD CONDUCTOR.. so

the
current passed thru him and he falls
dead.

Hope you thought the Banana peel was somehow responsible??:-))))

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Hope u could have enjoyed by reading this story......