* Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
 - She is half discovered, half wild.
 * Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
 - Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.
 * Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
 - Very hot, wise and beautiful
 * Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
 - She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.
 * Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
 - She lost the war but not the hope.
 * Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
 - Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.
 * Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
 - With a glorious past but no future.
 * After 70, they become Siberia.
 - "Everyone knows where is it, but no one wants to go there."

 * Then we have the guys... just to be fair...
 - A guy's life can be described as a train on a railway track.
 * When they are 20,
 - Every station they want to stop.
 * When they are 30,
 - They can only stop at one station.
 * When they are 40,
 - They want to stop but they are not allowed to stop.
 * When they are 50,
 - They want to stop but they cannot stop.
 * When they are 60,
 - They can't even start. How to stop?