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01. Smart man + smart woman = Romance 
02. Smart man + dumb woman = Pregnancy 
03. Dumb man + smart woman = Affair 
04. Dumb man + dumb woman = Marriage 
05. Smart boss + smart employee = Profit 
06. Smart boss + dumb employee = Production 
07. Dumb boss + smart employee = Promotion 
08. Dumb boss + dumb employee = Overtime 
09. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. 
10. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 
11. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. 
12. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.