Disclaimer: I don't own BtVS. And the idea I borrowed from M. Scott Eiland. Thankies. I love all the feedback that I've been sent. Huggles to all who are supporting me through this journey called a fanfic. This is not been Betaed, so beware.

As Xander and Ares got to their destination, Xander gasped. It was filled with every type of demons.

"Welcome to Caritas," a green, horned demon greeted them. Then made a motion to a bartender.

"We need you to read his aura, or whatever you do." Ares smirked as a drink was handed to him.

"The drink is complementary. We don't get many gods here. And he needs to sing for me." The Host smiled at Xander.

"What can I sing...Can I sing?" Xander muttered to himself.

"Believe me, you can't beat out Angel with worst singing voice. Even if you tried." The Host, who introduced himself as Lorne, patted Xander on the back. Then motioned for the bartender to get Xander a drink. As the bartender walked over, Lorne whispered something in another language. In which the demon nodded and went to get something.

"Angel, as in a souled vampire that has too much time to brood?" Xander asked afraid of the answer.

"I see that you've noticed that too." Lorne nodded.

"He used to date one of my friends." Xander smiled. "Then lost his soul, and his non-souled version is way too into leather."

"Actually for some it's a turn on." Lorne said with a straight face.

"I like my men less bulkier." Xander stared off into space thinking of Spike. Then shook his head to chase the image out of his brain.

"Some guy caught your fancy...well, when you sing, don't think of him. It will interfere with my reading." Lorne smirked at a star struck Xander.

"Ok, but what will I sing?" Xander was then handed a book with all the songs.

"I'm personally partial to Patti LaBelle." Lorne added as Xander flipped past the page.

"I'm thinking Jennie C. Riley, and her song 'Harper Valley PTA'. " Xander pointed to a song that seemed lonely to Lorne.

"Jennie C. Riley, it is then." Lorne showed Xander the stage, and introduced him as Alexander LaVelle. Which is what Xander's new license said. Sometimes it was good to have a sister, whose friends liked to hack into government stuff.

Xander had a better voice then most would believe. But it wasn't award winning. As he got down from the stage a couple of demons clapped. Xander just shook it off as politeness.

"Sweetcakes, you have some major trouble coming up. A demon is going to stop you from living a semi-normal life. Or at least your idea of normal. In easier terms, he's going to try to take over the world. And only four people can stop him. And one of them is you. You are the main character in this little adventure of the multiple apocalypses. It's going to be hard. But you'll have two men and a woman keeping your back." Lorne said dead serious. Then mumbled into Xander's ear something about a hot blond in his future.

"So my son will be in trouble?" Ares looked distrubed by that.

"Only if he doesn't work with the other three. And the Slayer will be no help on this. This demon could care less about her. He wants Alexander's powers. The woman's connection to the Powers That Be. And the two other men's powers." Lorne looked confused. "I totally don't understand this."