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| Monday, March 10, 2003(3:53AM) Added new 16 new farts (53 thru 65+ 3 friend farts) Sunchips are now noted to give us gas. Damn it smells in here... March 1st section- Saturday, March 1st, 2003(1:15PM) We have added 17 new farts (36 thru 52) and after a short amount of math, were aloud to have 554 farts on this site, it is our goal to fill the limit! Saturday, March 1st, 2003(1:44AM) We are wired out on Pepsi Twist. Shel has already pissed himself laughing(no joke) and incase you havent noticed, Im updating the news with every funny thing that happens. Shel has farted 7 more times and Ill add them later... I really need to pee(we each have a 2L bottle of pop). Saturday, March 1st, 2003(1:36AM) Shel has just announced the true meaning of love. It is "when two people put their privates together and say "love" at the same time". I agree completely. LMAO Saturday, March 1st, 2003(1:31AM) The computer room is now concidered highly flammable. In a few weeks it will be a bio-hazzard. Wish us luck. Saturday, March 1st, 2003 (1:20AM)(yes, we stay up that late to fart) Added 16 new farts to the fart archive (21 thru 36) Shel is now convinced that rubbing your feet on carpets gives you gas. I (Dereck) have just tried it and are now too convinced that it works. |