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| Howdy to all my fans out there! This feature is what I call the SEAN report; named so because I am Sean and well, this is my report on stuff. I would like to try and update this section every week with something new, but I cant promise anything, because my life is as exciting as watching paint dry on a picture of dull dishwater located inside a BOX factory! Wow, thats Simpsons reference #1 already, am I really that low on my own ideas? As Big Brother's slogan goes...You Decide! |
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| This past Friday Night was the school end of year 11 prom and I happened to attend donning my new tuxedo, shirt and RED bowtie! Yep! Red! A rebellous movement only showed by a handfull of people at the prom. Because the evening was announced as 'Black Tie', and because I am one that likes to be different, I wore my red bowtie with pride and honour to the social event of the summer and wow, did I feel majestic. I saw black bow ties and blue bowties but I only saw one RED bowtie worn by Mr Sebastian Lugg; I salute you my friend! Fight the power! There may have been more, so if I've forgotten you, I apologise greatly and respect the RED bowtie cause that we defended so greatly! |
| I'd also like to talk about limosuines. How many people rode damn limosuines to the prom? C'mon, isnt that a little too much? Limos are great for MTV awards ceremonies and even funerals if you're glad the person is dead, but a small school prom?!? I dont get it. I would however, have preferred a limo to the way I was transferred to the prom; picture it, a person wearing a brand new expensive Tuxedo pulling up to a fancy hotel in an old, red, V-Reg Nissan Micra! Fantastic! Well, at least it matched my bowtie! Dont get me wrong! I had a great time at the prom! It was a night I dont think I will ever forget; we all looked well smart dressed up as if we were at the Oscars, and, speaking of the Oscars, how rigged were the awards that they gave out! Some of the silliest award categories known to man. There were hardly any surprises though, which sucked big time; I so wanted Kirman to win the first to go to Alcaholics Annonymous award! The awards given that I can remember were as follows: >First to get married and Divorced: David Garfoot - Yeah, I can see that, but Dave is great isnt he? He won 2 awards! I think it was wildest hair-do as well. >Next to be on Popstars: Nicole Wren - I can definately see that, a bit too obvoious though; I thought Doost was a sure winner! >Future Rockstar: Daniel Cook >Biggest Mosher: Friday Night's very own Daniel Rubenis - Thoroughly deserved >Biggest Townie: Ben Langdale >Next Richard Branson: Chris Keating - I can see that; I thought it was reet runny him recieving a bottle of Virgin Cola like that was well >Drama Queen: Janine Boor - 'nuff said >First to be imprisoned: Dick >Best Dancer(s): Donna/Susie Mitchell - 2 people winning? wow! This cant be rigged! >Biggest Psycho: Justin Practhett! - YES! I knew he would win it! I guess the world needs a psychopath... >Next to be prime minister: Will Warren - Thoroughly deserved! 'ave it! >Alcoholics Annonymous: Jess Flowers - She was awarded a 4 pack which Jake explained to security wasnt actually beer, shame, that would of made things interesting! >Musical Genius: Edward Holmes - I dont know about this one I'm Afraid, I voted for Jo Wislocka, she can play damn near 10 insturments dontcha know? >Most Fanicable Female: Sophie Roach - Two words: "Hubba" and "Hubba" in that order! >Most Fanciable male: Josh I agree with the majority of them, and if I've missed any, I apologise. I can only remember being nominated twice as Most fanciable male and even stranger, once as most fanciable female...cheers Coleman ;) The Prom itself was fantastic; the whole thing went well smoothly and I had the pleasure of being there with the lovely Abby. The whole gang looked well ace, BUT, I was upset that some people werent present at one of the most important nights of our school life! Here's a heartfelt tribute to 3 close people that didnt make it and what I think they would have looked like at the prom... |
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| inside of a limo (wow! look at the babe in the front! woof woof!) |
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| Daniel Rubenis |
| I reckon he'd of looked like this...well, he is well strong aint he? |
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| Edward Norrey |
| Damn, I really wish Norrey came! I reckon he'd of enjoyed it! |
| Craig Sadler |
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| WARNING: The picture of Sadler is so accurate that it may scare people under 18 years of age. Its as accurate at telling what Sadler would have looked like as Big Ben is at telling the time. Click the link at your own risk... |
| For everyone who didnt go, you missed a treat and I'm gonna rub it in your face now...nah nah nah nah! You didnt go! I did! :p I am of course kidding, and pray that you've not stopped reading the report. I must admit, there were a few scares during the evening. For one thing, I had not had dinner and was starving. The thing that scared me was the fact that John Horner was ahead of me in the queue! Shock! Horror! The food looked so awesomely tasty, but I saw my dreams of eating food fade as most of the delicacies were loaded on to the large plate that Horner brought with him along with his KFC and Big Mac. The scene actually reminded me of a scene from Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life". Another accurate picture is shown on the right there. You know I'm only kiddin'! ;) Seriously though, if you've never seen the film, watch it! It rocks! |
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| A scene of "The Meaning of Life" or Horner at the prom? |
| Last thing I wanna say is about the actual dancing and music. I basically thought most of the dance music sucked with the exception of a couple. It was a really great site seeing almost everyone dance! Everyonegot onto the dancefloor even Dr Day! Still, I think someone should of told him its not the 70's anymore! Eyecheewowah! The dancefloor was stuffy but still loads of fun and I basically danced the night away until my dad picked me up at, get this...11:30! :o I hope you're as shocked and appaled as I am because the Prom finished at 12 midnight! What? was my dad worried that my spell was going to wear off and the tux turns out to be tattered old rags and the Micra is really a mouse carrying a pumpkin; wouldnt make any difference; they go at the same speed. Some of the music was well cool though; Instead of playing Pretty Fly (for a white guy) by the Offspring, they played Pretty Fly (for a Rabbi) by Weird Al Yankovic! I love that song! I learned to do the Macarena from Anna and IIIIII diiiiiiiiiiiiid the tiiiiiiiime waaaarrrrppp agaaaaiiiiinnnnn! :D I know everyone wanted that to happen! Well, thanks for reading the first ever Sean report. The Prom was a really great event and I'm sorry if I've made fun at you today, I'm only "yankin' your chain!" Feel free to write whatever you want about me! I dont care! I would like to thank everyone that made the Prom really special as well: Doost, Kirman, Anna, Abby, Katy, Faye, Coleman, Bleasedale, Ben Manning, Ben Carthew, Nick, Jamie, Marsh, Peter G, Brookie, Chloe, Stacey MacD, Janine, Ketura and basically everyone else that I know and speak to! Sorry if I've missed anyone out, you're all special! Please tell me what you think of the sean report by e-mailing me at [email protected] or by writing a comment on the message board! |
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