| Tyler Sucks #1 Why the World is going to H-E-double hockey sticks (seth-hell) |
| Hola, this is your "friend" Tyler again writing another pointless page to link to our pointless site. In this 1st and probably but not hopefully last edition of Tyler Sucks i will explore the reasons why our world is going to |
| H-E-double hockey sticks(hell) |
| Please enjoy... |
| Reason #1: |
| You live in it |
| It is all your fault (except for the other reasons I will later explain) Since you live on my planet it is no longer purfect... you have dirtied it up and sould be banished to Mars where I will have MoJo my faithful monkey assistant smash in the glass in your helmet so your eye balls will be suck out of thier sockets. Soon to follow will be your brain going through your eye sockets and then your internal organ suck out through your mouth... Yummy. |
| Reason #2: |
| The little ones |
| Have you talked to any little kids lately. If you do you are in for a surprise. No longer are you hearing songs of Barney coming from brain washed little children but you hear them saying stuff like this: Im gonna kill your mommy with an axe If you dont shut you mother f@#$^&* mouth now im shoving this spork down your d@#$ mouth b@#%^ I'm gonna get your chichi and put my woo hooo in it...(that was actually said by a little kid but with much worse language) And where do they learn this?why from a form of rap that i like to call "uh uh im gonna screw you uh uh" instead of whole some ghetto gansta rap about how much they are better than other people these little tikes have been converted to this new aged sex and violent filled "rap" And where do they get these "rap" cds why off the internet of coarse... while surfing the underground of little-tikes web site they found a offer for some "fun" stuff and ok this is getting stupid next reason: |
| Reason #3: |
| Commies |
| Yes the Freedom Nazis we should of tok care of them in the cold war but those russain Communist spies are all around you... your mom could be one your dog could be one even you..... if you are please contact [email protected] and please include your name phone number and full address code name real name and what time is best for you to leave the country or the earth because they are gonna "deport" you.... |
| Reason #4: |
| Stupid Middle Schoolers think they know everything about relationships and are doing "stuff" for each other that is stupid and pointless and should wait at least until they are in high school to do cause they are stupid and think they know better than everyone else |
| Seth and me have talked about this alot lately and had decided that relationships under the age of 16 are pointless and you are all stupid for being sucked into one. |
| Last but not least Reason #5: |
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| God hates you....very much |
| Tyler is *out* |
| this picture has nothing to do with reason 5 |