| Happy Acres 2 Lunch Time.... |
| A mysterious Narator-like voice: We see a school. Normal teachers, normal classes, and until now normal kids. See what happens when there minds are messed with untill they are not able to tell reality from dream-like stuff.....*ah-hem* So..... Yeah thats about it....OH YEAH! Join us as we enter. THE TWILIGHT ZONE!....Whats that? You mean that names been taken? Damn... Can't we use it once? umm. Join us as we enter THE ACRE ZONE! Acre zone?!?! What the hell is this?!?!Oh dear god what is wrong with you freakin' writers? I quit! |
| Little Jim: Wow! are first day a school was great! exept gym she was crazy... whatever happened to that group of jewish kids? Billy: I dont know.... but look it's almost lunch! its pizza day! yayaya! Jim: This school is creepy. Shirly: why do you say that? Jim: It's just that the teachers are acting strange.. especialy the girly ones. they are realy mean. Shirly: My brother says they have this thing called ups or something, and they sit around bit- Teacher: LUNCH TIME! Steve:(walking down the hallway...moving faster each second) Okay Joey... the kids always run to lunch. We got to do something to destract them. Joey: We could stay to the side... then we'd be safe! (Croud of children extremely close) Steve: Yes........we....AH HA! (pushes Joey into the croud tripping all of the students and gets to lunch first!)SUCKER!!!!!!...(look back and see joey's body engulfed in the mass of children) heh heh heh. Joey:Ahhhhhh! Steve: NOOOOOO! they said it would be pizza! Lunch Lady: Are you sure you wouldnt like some brains instead? Steve: Ahhhhh! They'll kill us all! (jumps out the window to his death... he jumped to save him self... and he did becuase by jumping he ummm... didnt d, yeah he died.. umm, to be dramatic?) Lunch Lady: THERE IS NO PIZZA! every one gather to the center of the room! (all teachers stand off to one side.) All: Good bye kids! (they disaper into thin air) Billy: Ummm..... so, what do we do? Joey: This is no time to wonder around and do nothing! Billy: yeah, so what do we do? Joey: This is a time of great- oof! Billy: Stupid. i sugest we head for the busses. they should arive soon. Two bloody girls for some reason in unison: We thought we could make it to the bus..... but we were wrong. wait for the busses with us! wait with us!!! Shirly: what the hell? (oh come on you know you cussed when you were in 3rd grade....i do, i mean did.) Japanese improperly dubbed kid: the wall...s .... they are meltinggue... what will WE... dooo? Shirly: we will ahhh!!! (get eaten by walls) Kids: ahhhh (Everything: Boom Die scream bleed death!!!!) Narator guy: The children thought it would be an ordinary day at school. but nothing is ordinary in THE ACRE ZONE!!!... i thought you guys fixed that. Guy: I thought YOU quit. Narator guy: shut up.... The End? yes... |