| Next Willy would find himself next to the wizard in a big palace, in front of him sat a big table of food. The Wizard said, �Willy, you have done well. You have completed � of the test. But I will tell you now that you will have to take a shit in the Mystical Toilet of Grandtheus, and in order for you to take a shit you must eat. So let us feast.� After the feast Willy asked the Wizard when the next part of the journey would begin and the Wizard said, �After you awaken from your delightful slumber you will begin your next the next part.� When Willy awoke he was met by a large creature with two heads but only one eyeball. Willy asked the monster, �What is the point of having two heads but only one eye,� and the monster replied, �This is what happened to me when I did something very much like yourself, but I did not pass the test, and this is what happened to me.� Willy looked at this creature with sorrow and said, �Well then, I guess I better pass this test or I�ll probably end up a terd with a peanut in my head.� So when they arrived at the next location they were met by tiny demon. This demon was short, red, and mean. It told Willy that if he did not pass this part of the test that he would suffer eternal damnation, with an unforgiving whip of pain. Willy thought about this and decided that he had to find another way out because this was getting weird. So he did a spin move on the demon and did a Dragon Ball Z power thing on him and started running into the woods. After running for about a mile he came upon the one thing that he needed the most, the Mystic Toilet of Grandtheus. He went up to it and before he could sit down and squeeze out a smelly one, the Wizard appeared. The Wizard said, �You thought you could get away without completing the course. Do you know what we do to humans like you?� Willy remarked back, �No�?� �Neither do I,� said the Wizard, �This has never happened before. But I think I can strike a deal with you which will leave me a winner and you an ok winner, mostly loser though.� The Wizard got some papers out for Willy to sign and explained to him the deal. �You will forever more be known as Carrot Top. You will do low-rate and very gay ATT commercials and will never have the chance to be with a women again, partly because you will be ugly, and also you will be gay. You will become known as the most annoying person the world has ever seen, and every one will hate you.� Then Willy sat there puzzled and exclaimed, �So I get to be on T.V.!?!?� Then the Wizard said, �Yes, and you do also get to live.� Then Willy replied, �Sweet Deal!� THE END A story by Allen Larion |