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9-24-01 - Me and chris stumbled upon the greatest joke ever.. ok ill tell you...
the elephant said to the dog wait... let me try again
the elephant said to the duck AHH i cant get it right im so stupid!! arggg i hate myself im gonna bash my head in with a tire iron and end my meaningless extistence....and then i will cut off my dick and suck it, becuase i am queer... and while i'm at it i ill shove a cork up my ass - tyler

9-25-01- The fight of the century Tyler vs. Seth (Tyler wins..wishfull thinking)
Okkay after recess for some strange reason Seth kicked me. Then i kicked him back. Then he pushed me. I push him and he fell over. At that moment i knew i was dead. I started runing but seth caught up (amazingly, surprised he can actually walk) so anyway i then kick seth up his butt which probably didn't hurt cause he is so much better than me and continued to run. I turned the corner and ran into chris and he wouldn't let me through. Seth came up and kicked my legt so i tried to kick him in his cock n' balls. He then caught my leg i tired to throw me into a locker. I grabed his head and took him with me..oh wait i flew into the locker succesfully closing that of four girls..yes!. Then we went to class SUPER. When I got to class I realized that I had no pants. Therefore everyone laughed at my boxers which had pictures of me molesting small children on them. Then Some kid i dont know called me a fag so i went and cried in a bathroom stall. Suddenly a pair of of small 3rd graders visiting our school showed up and gave me a swirlie. I tried to fight back but lost because Im really weak and Im gay which gives me limp wrists (not good for fighting). So now im writing this with self pity on my mind, and nothing in my pants..- Tyler

9-29-01 Some evil lady named Jenna tried to make me think it was ok to make out with anyone i like as long as i like them... butm of course i wouldn't have to go out with them. As she told me this i noticed her hand slide toward parts i dont like to have touched. So i ran off into the trees. And cried about all the bad things in the world. Like the fact that I have no - well...bad stuff...-Tyler

9-30-01 again another boring sunday. My parents decided I shouldnt get to be unchained so the rats were able to get to the food that i was thrown before me. They outnumbered me so I had no chance. And then my littler sisters came down and tortured me by singing the pokemon theme song wrong! They sang it wrong! I could have killed them.! Oh no! here comes my dad. if he sees me next to the computer Im dead....Tyler.

2-13-01 Today i stayed home from school... it has been a long time so ill update you on what happened. .Exciting isn't it? Tomorrow is Valentinwhavksoihv day (notice the cover up of spelling. cleaverjloajsdljdv.) and the school is exchanging carnations.. amzaing isn't it? i dont have anything to say.... so ill just stop there..... yeah.... ill update tomorrow too so there chris HAHAHA I of course recieved 13 carnatations from "steve" *giggle* im not saying any more. Valentines day is my favorite time of year cause I get to run around gaily in my purple and pink clothes and people think "well its valentines day" and they dont beat me down and slam me into lockers. Special shout out to steven: See you friday!
-tyler