| this movie is the most kick ass fucking movie ever (opinion) it begins with this guy sitting a a cash register of "benny's wold of liquer" and a texas ranger comes in and talks about hippies eating microwave borritoes and how hot is is every goddamn shit ass fucking day(he says that) this ranger goes to take a crap and then this "mean motor scooter" Seth Gecko and his brother richie go up to benny threaten him the sheriff comes back and out of no where richie shoots him point blank in the back of the head.they go to this shitty hotel and kidnap this family (a paster his son and duaghter) when this happens one of the coolest quotes arose. "Richie would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me please?" hahahaha-yes.they go this bar called the titty twister all the strippers turn into vampires and kill richie.later you see this bad ass mother fucker "frost" (he's BLACK) kill like 20 of them in 7 seconds..cheech marin die..danny trelo dies and some fatguy gets hit heart torn out of his body following "yo!monkey man!!you got somethin to say to them..say to me first." he dies after sex machine (a mexican biker) bites his neck..then the preacher turns into a vampire a bites his son..the son blows him up...then his sister kills him (he didnt even become a vampire) they run out side after cheech marin (he plays three parts) busts open the door.thus comeing a new cool quote "scychose?is that what they looked like to you?scychos do not explode when sun light hits them!i dont give a fuck how crazy they are!!!" then they all go there separate ways...untill the video game....but i havent played that yet.............. SETH |