| John's Amazing True but not so true story of death and destruction |
| Once upon a time in the middle of a small town called Crapslivingston there was a super skilled assassin who was almighty and powerful named John and was looking for an adventure along with his clumsy and aloof ex-monk sidekick named Tyler. Tyler was expelled from the monestary because of excess lotion time..(giggle) during medidtation periods. After hearing rumors in the town of crapslivingston of a dark eveil sorceress named Butterfluff who uses dead babies in garbage bags to turn them into cotton candy and then she eats them. Me and my donky loving sidekick wonder around town until we notice someone stuffing stuff in bags bags we find out later on that it it was babies getting stuffed in the bag so we follow butterfluffs footsteps to her home. before we could even get inside the wind pick up spinning the weather vane like a wild monkey in heat and then it flew off the roof killing my sidekick by chopping his you know off while lotioning(damn him and his lotion breaks) he fell to the ground....so I left him and his you know and ran inside to kill the freak that turns babies into cotton candy and then eats them . I got so mad I turned super saiyan and fired a kamehameha wave at her and she exploded and everyone was happy . THE END |