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My opponent didn't show up. wow! Two weeks in a row my opponents don't show up for promos and such to say things against me. Coincidence? I don't know and nor do I care. I've got two victories under my belt. You would think I wouldn't count them as wins but the old saying goes.. A win is a win no matter how you get it. So my opponent last week didn't even show up for the match. Haha! What a loser. Anyway So I got pissed off and challenged any new comer to a match at the next UWF PPV, British Massacre and out popped this guy from the ancient times. No i'm serious he thinks hes like some army general or something, something like King Arthur or something, I was amused that he accepted my challenge though. This week I, Lance Mikes, teams with Semaj Synn to take on Richard 'King Arthur' Highwind and his tag team partner James Magnum, some Undertaker rip off merchant. I'm sick of these new kids on the block thinking they can walk around and just get the respect from us veterans, I mean what the fuck is that about, we had to earn our respect and i'll be fucking damned if some little ass clown just walks into the company and demands respect from us. I don't think so. I think you need a reality check and who better to give it you thank 'Yours Truly' Lance Mikes. Now recently a good old friend of mine came and joined UWF, yes 'Dynamic' Derek Daniels joined UWF. great stuff. Good to see a great guy, a great wrestler like Derek here because he will shine here in the UWF, oh believe me if he gets the right opportunities he WILL take them.
|+|Thoughts In My Head.|+|

|+|Action|+| Lance Mikes is sat down in his locker-room at a house show. He looks towards the camera and begins to speak.

|+|'Yours Truly' Lance Mikes|+| Now Richard Highwind you might have respect for me, you might even like me and my actions but ya see Richard. I don't care about you nor do I care about that Undertaker rip-off of a partner James Magnum. Nor do I care what you think of me and my actions. Richard you won your first match. [Lance claps his hands] Well done. Now you have a real challenge ahead of you. You have a challenge at British Massacre. You Richard Highwind face The Worlds Greatest Athlete but lets look before that, lets look at this week and the Adrenaline Roulette. GBLs birthday is this Saturday. Happy Birthday GBL. Now Richard me and you face off this week in a tag team bout. You have an undertaker rip off partner and I have a partner called Semaj Synn. Just remember one think Richard we're not going one on one, you might get one over on me because lets face it they partnered me with a guy who has no skills what so ever and you are partnered with a guy who has a small amount of skills. Now my partner may not have skills but Richard when you step in the ring with me PREPARE TO FEEL THE HYPE! Richard this week you will get a taste of what is to come at British Massacre. Richard you will fall at my feet, you will bow down to your NEW KING!

|+|Action|+| Lance takes a little breather. He takes a sip of his water bottle which was placed next to him. He puts the bottle back down and carries on speaking.

|+|'Yours Truly' Lance Mikes|+| James Magnum, you are victim number two this week. Unfortunately for you the put you in the wrong place at the wrong time. They put you in the ring with me next week. They partnered you with Richard Highwind for no reason. Now you will have to step in the ring with me, Lance Mikes. You will have to face off against The Man The World Envies! Yes you will at one point in this match come face to face with reality, you will come face to face with 'Yours Truly' Lance Mikes. Magnum, huh? You want me to get a magnum, you want ME TO GET A MAGNUM?! Well sorry I don't like chocolate magnum ice cream. I might just go buy a magnum, a magnum 44 or a S&W 500 magnum? Ah ya know what James it doesn't really matter which one I get cause I could kill you in an instant but really what would you do if i pointed a magnum revolver at you? Let me guess.. You'd be very scared, you'd feel that your whole life is flashing before your eyes, you'd probably even beg for mercy knowing you James. Then you'd get down on your grubby little knees and beg some more and at this point i'd be laughing and pondering if I should pull the trigger to shut you up but then again where would all the fun go, you'd be dead... anyway... You'd probably piss your pants like you will this week when you step in the ring with GREATNESS PERSONIFIED! You are somewhat like a magnum, old and very rarely works properly and me, well, i'm more like a AK-47, I just throw shots after shots and I don't care who the hell they hit. Yeah now you'll probably call me a criminal for using that gun as an example and because the fact that i'm black, typical of you white people, very stereotypical of you.

|+|Action|+| Lance takes a little breather again, he takes a deep breath and looks around the locker room. He smirks as he looks at the camera with a smirk on his face.

|+|'Yours Truly' Lance Mikes|+| Now i've got one more person to address here in this situation, yes Semaj Synn, you! My so called tag team partner. I haven't heard a word from you all week, what the hell is going on 'partna', huh? You should reply to my calls, or hell call me back or even come visit me in my locker room since you won't show up anywhere else, like your own fucking locker room. Semaj you listen to me and listen to me very carefully. Yes you are on my side, you are my tag team partner but that doesn't mean shit to me, the only partner I want is Ray Mikes, he is my flesh and blood and you Semaj I don't even know and nor do I want to get to know you. Semaj if you don't want to show up at Adrenaline that is fine, GBL, whoever the fuck is running this federation.. If this little sorry yellow piece of shit Semaj doesn't show up at Adrenaline hell i'll fuck James and Richard up myself, yes make it a handicap match if that little yellow turd doesn't show up. I can take them both on and yeah I might get beat up, but i've got my brother at ringside with me. I know I can beat them both, WHY?! JUST LOOK AT ME!

|+|Action|+| Lance punches the camera and we see a fuzzy screen for a few seconds and then it fades to black.