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[Opponent: Marissa] //Thoughts Running Through My Head// Okay. Its Friday now and the title match is on Sunday, Just how ready can one be for their first ever Championship match in a federation, I'll tell you. They can be ready as they'll ever be and that is exactly what I am. Yeah I had doubts but I don't anymore. That talk with Andy the other day in the locker room really helped and I wanna thank Andy for that so kudos to Andy for the talk. Now i've got three days to get my ass in gear and get prepare for this match, i'm gonna have to train twice as hard, preparation for this is going to be hell but after the match is over all that hard work will have been worth it when I can finally walk around UWF with the UWF Champion, At the top of the mountain,. I'll be King Of The Mountain here in UWF. haha. No i'm nothing like Jeff Jarrett I don't bitch and whine when I lose I get over it, That's something my past opponents do not me. People like Tony Viction, Shawn Terry, Tommy Shilly, ya know the retards here in UWF. Now I recently heard what Marissa Russo had to say about me in her latest promo and it didn't surprise me at all that she was as cocky as she was, she has all the right to be that cocky I mean she is the UWF Champion, and she did beat Jason Lee in 45 seconds for that title so yeah she has that right but she might not be on that high horse of hers for much longer because i'm going to come and knock her off and bring her back to reality, she's in with the big boys now, not just some divas division and shes gonna find out just how hard it is this Sunday when she faces me. //Thoughts Running Through My Head// // Scene One // // The scene opens in a hotel room. We start off in the area with the dining table, it looks pretty tidy the room, the couch is empty and the television is turned on. We can hear a noise from the bathroom as the water stops running. The camera goes towards the door and stops outside waiting for whoever it is to walk out. A few minutes pass as the door opens and out walks Lance Mikes. He's wearing a towel around his waist and thats just about all that he is wearing. He looks like he has just shaved as his face looks hairless around his cheeks and chin. He looks up at the camera and smirks.// //Lance Mikes// What a pleasant surprise, If it isn't the UWF cameras again. Ya know you guys are following me around like this is some reality TV show. haha! Something like the movie Ed TV. Do you remember that movie? I thought it was pretty funny. // Lance laughs as he walks from the bathroom door to the bedroom door and opens it. He walks in and closes the door behind him as the camera just looks around the room for a while as we await Lance to come out from the room. A few minutes passes by as the camera is just going back and forth from looking around the room to the door. Lance finally opens the door and walks out, turning to the door and closing it and then walking over to the couch and sitting down with a smirk on his face he looks towards the camera which is now facing him from the other side of the table infront of the couch. He picks up the remote control for the TV and turns it off and puts the remote back down. He leans back and puts his one arm over the back of the couch and the other on the rest of the couch and begins to talk.// //Lance Mikes// Marissa... You know what that name means? The names Latin, and in Latin the name actually means "of the sea" what the hell does that even mean to anyone, Just like you Marissa your name is actually pointless.. I mean "of the sea" please.. Marissa Russo that name is a familiarity to everyone. She's a household name around the world. Everyone country i've been to for the past few weeks i've had people come up to me and actually ask me "how is your friend Marissa?" I told them that while on TV they see me and her watching each others backs it doesn't mean we're friends and then these people got a confused look on their face so I had to explain to them that she is my opponent at Numbered Days for the UWF Championship and they actually asked me why I was watching her back for the past four weeks so again I had to explain to them that I was watching her back and she was watching mine because we wanted each other to be 100% for the Pay-Per-View match. Speaking of which Marissa you say you watched my back? So then let me ask you where were you when Ricky Stanton and Tony Viction put me through a table? OH thats right you were watching from outside the ring so you wouldn't break a fucking nail. Marissa I didn't need you watching my back, I can look out for myself like I have always done in this business. Yeah i've been apart of stables before but that is because the people in those stables were like my familia, and if you don't know what that means Marissa, familia means family in Spanish. // Lance shakes his head a little with a slight smile on his face as he looks down shaking his head. He sighs and looks back up at the camera. He stares at the camera for a few seconds and squints his eyes a little and looks up, diagonally and then to the other side. He looks back at the camera with a confused look on his face, He turns away from the camera, looking out of the window. The camera turns to look out the window at the view from his hotel. Lance looks back infront of him as the camera now looks straight on at him.// //Lance Mikes// Marissa... you said i've been broadcasting that i'm going to become the next UWF Champion. I haven't been broadcasting anything i've simply been stating the facts of the future, i've been telling everyone what my destiny holds, where that title is going.. to its rightful owner. Me, Lance Mikes. You're Marissa Russo.. Woow! Big deal.. what the hell do you want huh? a milky button? a tap on the shoulder and a well done with it. So what if you're Marissa Russo.. that doesn't mean shit to me. All it means is that you're name is written on a title that doesn't belong to you, you're name is engraved on my title Marissa and come Sunday that title is going to be raised high, with my hand holding it high as the referee announces me the victor of the match. After I beat you, the current and reigning UWF Champion. Marissa you think that I belong beneath you? You look down on me? That's expected from a self centred stuck up rich bitch like you. You look down on me cause of the simple fact that i'm black. Yes Marissa you heard me right. What other reason do you have for looking down on me besides the fact that i'm black, You don't have another reason because that is your reason for looking down on me. You know deep down inside that i'm telling the truth Marissa. I could always see it in your eyes backstage when you looked at me. You gave me that look when you thought I wasn't looking, that look o f jealousy because you'll never be this good looking and that look of hatred because i'm black and that just gets right under your skin. I know that you don't like me Marissa hell I don't like you either. Ya see you say you respect me.. and so you should Marissa because i'm going to be the one that takes that title away from you and after i've done that you'll respect me even more because of my ability in the ring to out shine anyone who steps in that ring with me. // Lance seems to be really focused on this match with Marissa. He's up early today, It's only about 10:00am and he's up and ready to go to the gym. Needless to say the UWF cameras just won't leave him alone so he carries on speaking.// //Lance Mikes// You ask what separates me from the rest the guys you've faced. Well lets have a look at the list of guys you've beaten recently. First we have Jason Lee, the Triple H rip-off. The guy whos promos can put anyone to sleep. A good remedy for those of you that can not sleep at night is to go rent out a promo done by this guy. Next we have Stryfe.. the so called MR. UWF in the eyes of many. Why? because he was the longest reigning champion in history? That only means one thing to me.. that he didn't have the competition because as soon as Jason Lee came Stryfe tucked his tail between his legs and ran... and when Jason Lee and him faced off look what happened... He lost his title.. and the exact same thing happened to Jason Lee when he step foot in the ring with Marissa Russo. Ya see first off i'm not going to lose to you in record time like Jason Lee did. In fact i'm not going to lose to you at all Marissa. Unlike Jason Lee and Stryfe I can back up everything I say in the middle of that ring. Ask Stryfe.. he knows what i'm capable of in the ring, He's faced me. Ask the greats of this business Sean Page, Matt Hunt, James Kimson, The Deadly Boyz and others that i've faced just how fucking good I am in the ring.. or don't because then you might get scared to step in the ring with me this Sunday night. No I know you better than Marissa you aren't one bit scared to step in the ring with me, You're not even scared of the fact that you're fighting someone far more talented than anyone you've ever faced before, you're fighting someone whos only addiction is winning, whos only addictions is this god damn business Marissa and you think that you're going to beat me? You think you're going to bring ME back to reality? No Marissa it is I who is going to bring YOU back to reality because even though you deserve that title for all your hard work here in UWF your time is up as champion this Sunday night at Numbered Days. Now Marissa for some reason you have it in your head that you are above me, that you are in a higher league than me. Okay let me say this in words that you can understand Marissa you are NOT at a higher level than me, You are in the same league as Tony Viction, and the rest of the people on the list of superstars that i've destroyed in my lustrous six year career that you call "crappy". Now I don't even know if that is an actually word so Marissa try and use a dictionary or something and use grown up words when you speak to me cause these small, childish words don't make you look that professional. Just remember Marissa you are not only representing yourself but you're representing the UWF so try and talk more grown up and act your god damn age. Ya see Marissa you state that me and you haven't had any physical altercations here in the UWF but that is because of the simple fact that I promised one, GBL that I wouldn't lay a single hand on you until the Pay Per View... But really Marissa that isn't the type of physical altercation you were talking about now was it? You were talking the other type of physicality that a male and a female can have, you know something we grown ups call sexual intercourse. Now I know you might want me so badly that way Marissa but i'm sorry to bring you up to date.. I don't date stuck up rich bitches like yourself. The sight of a spoilt little brat just makes me want to throw up. The sight of a "daddy's little girl" just makes me wanna throw up. // Lance really is focused. He looks around the room and gets up from the couch that he was so comfortably sat in and walks over to a mini-fridge in a small corner in the room. He leans down and opens the door and puts his hand in and pulls out a bottle of cold water. You can tell it's cold as it looks all water on the outside from all the coldness from the inside of the fridge yet it isn't as cold as Glaciers igloo of a locker room he had some random people built for him as a prank. Anyway back to the matter at hand. Lance walks back to the couch and sits down and opens the bottle of water. He takes a big gulp out of the bottle leaving about three quarters of the water left inside. He takes another gulp, this time a smaller one to quench his thirst from all that talking that he's been doing cause the cameras are rolling and he isn't one to let down the fans with a good solid yet sometimes humorous promo. He looks back to the camera man and offers him the bottle of water and we see that the camera says no as the camera shakes from side to side. Lance puts the top back on the bottle and sets it on the table infront of him next to the remote control.// //Lance Mikes// Now Marissa the list of people that i've beaten actually does mean nothing to me, so therefore you can't make them mean anything less than they already are but come Sunday night a new name will be added to the list of UWF stars that have fallen at my feet, fallen at the feet of greatness. How wrench am I? What the hell type of question is that Marissa? I'm in no way a wrench, do you even know what a wrench is huh? It's a fucking tool Marissa so no someone can not be so wrench so try and use words that actually mean what they are suppose to mean. Like you could have said "how stupid are you?" or something of that nature but you chose to use the word wrench for some reason... Why look at me? who am I? If you don't know yet Marisa let me introduce myself.. I'm Lance Mikes, the number one contender to your UWF Championship, i'm the man that you're facing this Sunday night at Numbered Days.. i'm the man that is going to defeat you and take that title from you and give it back some credibility that it so rightfully deserves. You couldn't give that title credibility even if I gave you some credit on your pre-paid phone. You really must be running out of good luck huh? I mean you go from fighting Stryfe to fighting Lance Mikes. I'm way more talented and athletic than that piece of shit.. and for the record Stryfe.. I don't regret costing you the title a lillte close to a year ago against Shane Trudex. Now back to you Marissa. You actually believe that you, Marissa Russo has what it takes, has the ability and charisma to beat me? You really must be more clueless than a blonde. Oh wait.. that's right you are blonde. Like everyone person on this planet Marissa I have weaknesses, you have weaknesses and come Sunday you say you are going to expose all of my weaknesses? Let me ask you Marissa what are my weaknesses? Do you actually know what they are? I don't think you do Marissa because the only person in this business today that has ever exposed my weaknesses is my own flesh and blood Ray Mikes and look what happened to him.. I put him out of commission and retired his ass.. But ya see that was a personal vendetta that we had, we just had to know who was the best of out the two of us and I came out on top with him losing the match he had to retire cause of the stipulation and the only person that can bring him back out of retirement is me... and i'll do that when I see fit. No Marissa that isn't a threat to you because I know if my brother stepped in the ring with you.. in the state that he is in right now.. he'd most likely get his ass handed to him just like Stryfe did last month. Just like Jason Lee the month before. That trend of people male superstars at Pay Per Views ends this Sunday night because i'm one male superstar that you aren't going to beat.. because I'm The Worlds Greatest Athlete... I'm The Human Hype.. and that's all there is too it. You might think that i'm egotistical well... actually I actually have to agree on that one with you Marissa.. Yes I am egotistical but I have the right to be the way I am because Marissa i've done things in my six year career that some people only dream of doing in their career, i've done things in my six year career that you probably have only dreamt of doing.. and that's all they'll be to you.. a dream because you'll never be able to do it.. And that the hell is with you and the word "sweets" huh? I'm not a fucking sweet that you can taste but bitch you can suck on my lollipop if that makes you happy... haha Thats all you are to be Marissa a joke.. you as UWF Champion is just a huge joke itself. You beat Jason Lee as he was leaving the UWF so it's not like he even tried to put up a fight, hence why you won in 45 seconds. All you are is a paper champion. You were handed that title Marissa, you didn't win it the way a real champion wins it and at Numbered Days i'm going to show you just how a real champion wins a championship in this business. I'm going to show the world exactly how you win a championship the real way, the way it should be Marissa. You shouldn't be handed a title the way you were. Jason Lee had no other choice but to "job" to you because he was leaving UWF and that pisses me off that you won the title that way because whoever was facing Jason Lee would have won that title the exact same way. I bet that pisses you off aswell huh Marissa that you were handed a title on a silver platter.. not knowing if you really faced Jason Lee if you'd win or not. I'm pretty sure that bothers you inside and the truth is that you can NOT beat Jason Lee.. You were handed that title by GBL and UWF Management simply because you were the number one contender and you had your title match that night with him and he was leaving. Something i'd call a royal screw job. Yes Marissa I said it, it's the whole damn truth to why you are the champion today. // Lance leans forward and picks up the his bottle of water and takes the top off. He takes a big gulp this time leaving just half of the bottle left and he puts the top back on and holds it in his hands as he carries on.// //Lance Mikes// Fighting... in a strip club? with strippers? Marissa that is exactly where you belong, that should be your job.. being a stripper but you think you are actually good enough to be the UWF Champion. No you're not.. you're a paper champion and at Numbered Days i'm taking the weight of paper of your shoulders and showing you how a true champion should be. How a real champion should look... Marissa you were right when you said you weren't on my level.. because you aren't on my level, you aren't even on the level below me.. you're on the same level as the slutty stripper you beat up. You think that makes you hard? You think that made some kind of statement or something huh? All it did was show that you are bully Marissa.. using your wrestling abilities to push your weight around on people that can't defend themselves. Theres a real truth about you going to that strip club though isn't there Marissa... I hear you ask what that truth is? Well i'm pretty sure Marissa knows the truth behind it.. so let me tell everyone.. the truth is she went to pick up her pay check because she is actually a skanky stripper at that club.. and she went to ask the manager for more hours because once Monday rolls over she'll have lost that championship at Numbered Days and she'll not wanna show her face around UWF anymore because the past few times we've seen her shes been on some ego trip and she actually thinks that she has what it takes to beat me.. The Worlds Greatest Athlete. // Lance smirks a little and lets out a little laugh for some odd reason. Some people would think he's a little crazy if they didn't know him that well but it's a good job we do and we know he's actually laughing at calling Marissa a stripper, the thought of her trying to strip for money for some reason just makes him laugh. Lance stands up and walks over to the window that he was looking out of earlier from his seat. He stands in front of it and looks to the side to see the door that leads to the balcony. He unlocks the door and opens it and walks out onto the balcony and looks out at the view in front of him, he can see people walking beneath him. He has a little look of shock on his face cause he didn't realise that he was so high up til he looked down. He shakes it off and walks to the rail at the end of the balcony and he leans on it with his arms as the camera looks over his right shoulder down at the people walking beneath us.// //Lance Mikes// They look so small don't they? from up here that is. You think of me so small don't you Marissa... you think that i'm just another one of the guys that thinks he is going to beat you and come match time you think i'm going to fail... I mean you have all the right to think all that but deep down inside of you Marissa you kno that this is the biggest fight of your title reign, this is your biggest title defence and you know it, the whole fucking world knows it Marissa so don't even try and deny that. Marissa the reason you're shrugging this match off as if you don't give a shit is because you're hiding your true feelings about it, hiding the truth about how you really feel about this match with me. We all know the truth though Marissa, everyone knows that you can NOT beat me, and deep down inside yourself you doubt the fact that you can win me more than I doubted the fact that I could win you and it scares you that you are doubting yourself doesnt it Marissa? I know how that feels, i've been in that same position before and I know exactly how it is.. Deep down inside everyone knows that you're up against the biggest challenge of your title reign. People are saying I could be the one that takes the title from you, but me.. I say I AM THE ONE WHO IS TAKING THAT TITLE FROM YOU! // The camera moves back up as Lance walks over to a small seat on the balcony. He sits down and looks over at the view in front of him as the camera lowers down and looks straight on at him. He has a slight smirk on his face.// //Lance Mikes// Now Marissa while i'm taking the match seriously, which is something you should really be doing since you have everything to lose and nothing to gain... You, you're going to strip clubs? What are you a lesbian or something? haha! Marissa You seem to be just relaxing and chilling out and not taking this match seriously at all and that is the reason you are going to lose. Fair enough there is always time for fun and games but can you really waste your time on all that when you have a title match coming up soon? Especially against someone you've never faced before. This is the first time we step foot in the ring as opponents so really you don't know anything about my style, you haven't even bothered to scout me or anything.. What type of champion are you huh? I'll tell you what time of champion you are.. your the time that when you win the title you get a big ego and you think everyone you fight is beneath you and that you can not be beaten but reality check.. You are NOT above me.. you're not even above the likes of X-Rated and you sure as hell are not unbeatable like me... You've been beaten before Marissa and believe at Numbered Days you're going to get beat again by 'Yours Truly' Lance Mikes. Marissa you clearly are blinded by your own stupidity. You really actually believe what you say when you say you can beat me, blah blah blah you're better than me, and all that bullshit but in reality, yes reality Marissa you aren't better than me, you can NOT beat me and at Numbered Days you will NOT beat me because i'm walking away with that UWF Championship Title after I bring you back to reality from your ego trip you seem to have put yourself on. You're not going to be knocking me off any high horse because I don't ride horses Marissa.. and i'm not high on anything. You on the other hand you seem to be delusional.. Either that or you're like Rob Van Damn.. Your "HIGH" "ON" "WEED" // As he says Rob Van Damn he does the thumb taunt along with it, as he does the same when he says High On Weed. He begins to laugh after his shot at RVD and Marissa. None the less he shrugs it off and here we go again.// //Lance Mikes// You don't have to believe anything i've said, you don't even have to care what i've said because anyone can talk and make themselves look good even if they aren't which in your case is true. You made some of what you said believable but we all know you talk out of your ass and it's all bullshit... but yo don't take my word for it.. wait til the match Marissa.. and you'll find out what i've been "broadcasting" about myself is actually the god damn fucking truth.. WHY?! JUST LOOK AT ME! // Lance stands up from the chair and opens the door to go back into his hotel room. He walks in as the camera looks on from outside the window. Lance walks past the couch.. and out of the room closing the door behind him as the scene fades to black we see the door close.// |