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Scene One ][The camera turns on in a darkly light room, noises of water drops hitting the floor can be heard and suddenly a voice is heard.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Just hours away from the Royal Rumble, one of the biggest EWE Pay Pay Views of the year, the first of 2005, the first in the era of Simply Untouchable... ya see this year is going to be OUR year.. the year we dominate the foundations of EWE, the year we infect EWE like a disease, and if you wanna step in our way you'll get burnt just like everyone who wants to try us.. but i'm not here just to talk about us, i'm here to talk about the Royal Rumble Match, i'm here to talk about what Mark Chaos had to say about me, and i'm here to talk about what Ash had to guts to say about me just a few short moments ago. Now first off Mark Chaos.. you want to come out and say i'm a piece of shit, and you're better than me, what the hell gave you that idea, what gave you the idea that you're better than me? you've NEVER beaten me before.. you've never even been in the same ring as me, you dont deserve to step foot in the same ring with The Worlds Greatest Athlete... you dont even deserve to breathe the same air i breathe, your lucky i haven't beaten you to a pulp, your lucky cause i've had bigger things on my mind than you like not actually saying i'm going to win the Royal Rumble.. no i'm actually gonna go out there and prove it, i'm gonna go out there and WIN the Royal Rumble, i'm gonna walk down to that ring and Mark if you're still in by the time Toxic Angel comes in after me.. god have mercy on your soul because after me and her are finished with you, your own brother won't be able to recognize you. But then again not like anybody wants to see your face anyway, you look a cross between a monkey and my ass.. no wait actually a monkey and my ass look better than you ever will. Mark you just dont get it do you? You dont get that I'm better than you, Mark i'm the best there is, the best there was.. AH FUCK IT I'M THE BEST, PERIOD! and if you wanna come out and test me, go right ahead and test me Mark because just like everyone else thats tried testing me you'll fail, you'll fail miserably and i'll still be the BEST. Now let me turn my attention to Ash, who the fuck is this guy? who gave you permission to actually mention my name in one of your shitty, cheap 50 dollar promos huh? Ash.. you wanna mention my name in a sentence just so you can become famous because Ash no one around here knows who you are, no one knew who you were until NOW because i mentioned your name, and when i mention someone Ash people listen to me, people take notice of what i say.. people take notice to who offends me because the people that offend me and call me a low life they get exactly whats coming to them and Ash the biggest mistake you made was to call me and Ja$e low life's because Ash... come Royal Rumble when me and the rest of Simply Untouchable get a hold of you.. you'll be exactly what your name is.. ASH. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.. you'll be leaving in a body bag and Ash i'll be the one standing tall after the Royal Rumble with my hand raised into the air victorious after taking care of Triple H, Mark Chaos and anyone else who thinks they can step up to my level of greatness. I'm the Human Hype, i'm The Future Of THIS Business.. i'm the Man The World Envies for christ sake Ash.. and you want to come out and run your mouth.. do you have some sort of death wish or something Ash? Cause to me it seems like you want to die an early death, you think testing someone of my calibre is good for your career, you think that you might get a lucky win or something over me but Ash its not going to happen, just drop the act and walk on and never mention my name again, cause Ash if you do i'll personally hunt you down and show you why you shouldn't have started beef with me in the first place. ][Lance moves forward out of the darkness and into the shadowed area of the room, still dark and you can barely see him with his hood on his top over his head.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Now onto the Royal Rumble Match, 30 men.. 1 ring... all have the same goal and that is to win, win a shot a the biggest prize in the game, the World Heavyweight Championship. Whose gonna be that one lucky soul? Why do you people ask these type of questions when they already know that the answer is The Man The World Envies, The Future Of The Business, The Worlds Greatest Athlete, The Human Hype, 'Yours Truly' Lance Mikes. I know alot of you out there are probably thinking WHY? Why you Lance.. Well i'll answer your question WHY?? JUST LOOK AT ME! Need i say more, i'm the purest athlete in this business today, there isn't a single wrestler in the business that can match me pound for pound in that ring, i'm the most charismatic showman to ever grace a wrestling ring, I'm not 'The Worlds Greatest Athlete' for no reason.. people call me that because they've seen what i can do, they've seen what i'm capable of, and they know that there isn't another athlete that can compare to my greatness. I've accomplished more great things in my career than anyone has in a life time, you see people in this business walk around and start calling themselves great and the best, take Mark Chaos for example.. he walks around here calling himself 'The Best Of The Best' but no one gave him that name but himself, he hasn't proven that name to anyone and he never will because the only thing hes The Best Of The Best in is being a whining little bitch and at the Rumble Mark.. you'll be my bitch. Mark you think i forgot what you called my girlfriend, you called a whore, and you even had the nerve to call her a slut? Mark you aint talking about Trish this is Toxic Angel the greatest diva in the world, the greatest girlfriend i could have ever asked for... and i swear Mark if you even touch one hair on her head, or even breath the same air as her.. you'll find out first hand why i am The Worlds Greatest Athlete... and believe me Mark when i say i'll make your life a living hell if you harm her in anyway.. and Mark.. thats not a prediction, not an opinion.... just a FACT! ][Lance turns around and walks away as the picture becomes black and the noise of the water slowly fades out as the commercials start to roll.][
Scene Two ][A wrestling ring, inside a gym can be seen, theres a few people on some of the exercise machines and suddenly Lance Mikes comes into the picture, walking with a guy who's pretty skinny, and about the same height as Lance. Lance slides into the ring and the guy follows him in.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ So you ready for this training match? ]['The Best Of The Best' Marty Chaos][ Yeah.. and Mikes i'm gonna hit the CHAOS CUTTER on you! ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Look Mary.. uh. .Marty you aint gonna hit shit on me like that, you know why cause i'm gonna be kicking your ass all over this ring. ][Lance and Marty lock up in the middle and Lance sends Marty to backwards and to the floor, Lance starts laughing at Martys pathetic attempt to over power him, Marty gets up and runs towards Lance, Lance steps out the way and hits a drop top hold on Marty. Martys face smacks into the ring floor and Lance gets to his feet laughing again.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ ~Laughing~ Chaos... give it up, its over.. you aint gonna win. ][Marty stands up.][ ]['The Best Of The Best' Marty Chaos][ I'm the Master of Disaster, I'm The King Of Chaos... I'm The Best Of The... ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ ~Interrupting Marty~ Look.. you aint the master or king of anything besides Triple H's dick, that is if he have one, ok Mark. ]['The Best Of The Best' Marty Chaos][ My names Marty, Lance. ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Does it look like a give a fuck what your name is you little Mark Chaos wannabe son of a bitch. ][Marty runs towards Lance, Lance gets pissed off and throws Marty into the ropes, Marty comes of the ropes and Lance hits him with a standing dropkick, he picks Marty up off the floor and hits him with 'The Signature', which is a chokeslam into a rock bottom, Marty comes crashing down to the floor and Lance gets up and climbs out of the ring looking really pissed off. Suddenly he hears Martys voice.][ ]['The Best Of The Best' Marty Chaos][ You aint anything compared to me Lance. ][Lance turns around to see Marty dragging himself up the ropes to stand up vertically, Lance turns around and smirks and walks back towards the ring talking.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Look Mary... Mark whatever the hell you want to be called.. i brought you here to have a training match not so you could actually act like that idiot Mark Chaos. You pissed me off so thats why ended the match so quickly and now you want to start running your mouth like a little bitch just because i beat you, look... ~climbs the steps into the ring.~ I'll give you one last chance to save yourself and leave the ring and walk away cause if you dont i'm gonna end up destroying you and your chances of ever becoming a pro wrestler. ]['The Best Of The Best' Marty Chaos][ Lance.. i aint gonna walk away, i aint walking away from you.. i aint scare of you, you dont intimidate me one bit. ][Lance smirks and swings a punch towards Marty but stops before hitting him, seeing Marty back off in to the turnbuckles and listening to him saying 'please dont hit me'. Lance turns his back to him and Marty gets up and jumps on his back, Lance flings Marty over his shoulders and head and he comes crashing down to the ring floor.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ I warned you enough time, and now its over for you. ][Lance starts to stomp away on Marty, he hits him with a few kicks to the ribs, he lifts Marty up and slaps him across the face and then rips Martys shirt off. Lance slides out of the ring and brings in a steel chair and leaves it folded on the floor. he picks Marty up and sets him up for 'The Signature.' He grabs Marty and places him in front of the chair on the floor. He lifts Marty up and brings him crashing back down with a rock bottom on to the steel folded chair. Lance gets up as Marty slithers around in pain on the floor screaming for help. Lance climbs out of the ring and stands just outside the ring near the ring apron and you can see Marty in the background.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Now... did you see that Mark, huh? did you see what i would have done to you if you were stood right in front of me? Mark i have done alot more to you, this kids lucky that i didn't hospitalize him, well i might have done who knows, and i dont really care. Mark if that was you, you'd be a bloody mess, you'd be lying in a pool of your own blood, screaming in pain, begging me for forgiveness, begging for me to stop.... listening to scream like a bitch i wont stop Mark i'll carry on and beat you so bad you wont ever want to show your ugly face EVER again, and you will always remember the name Lance Mikes for as long as you live. ][Behind Lance we can see EMTs attending to Marty in the ring, as Lance carries on speaking.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ You think this is a game Mark.. you think its all fun and games? huh? well at the Royal Rumble you'll find out just how serious this game that you're playing is... theres no way out of this game Mark... you step it up a level, you made it personal, and now Mark your gonna have to play this game til the end, and i wont stop fighting til the last drop of blood leaves my body, til i cant breathe no more. Basically to end this game Mark you're gonna have to kill me.... and i know that you cant even touch me? Mark i'm UNTOUCHABLE.. you think that you can beat me but Mark thats just a dream.. this is reality, the Rumble is reality.. and me winning that Rumble is realistic... but you winning it, The Rock winning it, Hunter winning it, White Tigger winning it.. Hell anyone that isn't in Simply Untouchable winning it is a dream.. a dream that will never come true. ][Lance walks past the camera as we watch Marty being attended to by the EMTs.][ ][END TRANSMISSION][ |