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Scene One ][ The scenes open with Lance and his brother Ray 'The Assassin' Mikes, a retired wrestler, they are sat at Rays house in the living room.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ So bro tell me what you been doing with yourself since you retired from wrestling? ][Ray 'The Assassin' Mikes][ Well not much really, i've been watching your matches from the Wmx and now the eWe, i'm looking forward to seeing the Rumble match. I'm looking forward to seeing if you can pull of another Rumble victory like back in the days, when we were a tag team. ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Yeah i remember those days, i really wish you didn't retire bro, wish you were there to share some of the moments i've had, some of the titles i've won, but the Rumble.. in eWe i'll be winning that, i'll take of Triple H, Mark Chaos, White Tiger, Ricky Chambers, Orton, The Rock, basically anyone that crosses my path, anyone that tries to stop me winning that Rumble will get thrown right over the top rope and be eliminated, have there dream crushed, have there moment of glory taken away from them. ][Ray 'The Assassin' Mikes][ Whats with this Mark Chaos guy anyway, does he not know what your capable of? ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Doesn't seem like huh? this guy thinks hes the 'Master Of Disaster' but really hes only the master of making a disaster in his bed, but ya know this Mark Chaos guy walks out and struts his stuff likes hes some king of God around here and starts calling me a woman, and my girl a whore. Mark thinks just cause he calls himself 'The Best of The Best' he actually is the best... this guy needs to come back down to earth and once i throw him over the top rope he'll hit reality on the floor, he'll realise that he shouldn't have crossed my path cause he'll know what happens to jackasses that get in my way. ][Ray 'The Assassin' Mikes][ And bro whats with Triple H, he thinks he can take on you and Simply Untouchable cause hes got Evolution? ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Yeah.. but did you see what i did to John Lesnar on Chaos, i gave him a taste of well Triple H's own medicine, Hunter thinks that cause hes had a rep back in the days when me and you were rookies that he still got it, he thinks he still got what it takes to take on The Worlds Greatest Athlete! Hunter basically like everyone else that pisses me off is gonna feel the wrath of The Human Hype, The Man The World Envies, The Future Of The Business... Now Evolution can bring all they want but when it comes down to it we all know that Simply Untouchable has what it takes to destroy Evolution so Hunter dont chew more than you bite off because seriously Simply Untouchable can end Evolution in an instant, we can take you all out when ever we feel like it, we're just buying our time, we're Hunting what we want to kill and when the time is right lets just say you'll know about it cause Simply Untouchable will destroy Evolution. ][Ray 'The Assassin' Mikes][ Man... so who do you think will be the toughest in the Rumble, i mean who do you think you'll have a hard time throwing out? ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Well.. Maybe 'The Rock' mainly because this guy can walk the walk and talk the talk just like me, this guy sure does know how to run his mouth though, but thats okay because thats not whats going to win the match, its about who wants it more and i dont know about 'The Rock' hes had a good few movies and maybe thats gotten to his head, all that fame might have to him and i think he actually thinks he has a chance of winning, well i dont blame him for thinking that he did draw number 25 or something, in the last five, about ten numbers before me. Hey i gotta get to the arena to cut a promo now, i'll catch you later bro, and if you want you can come by the arena and we'll catch up some more after the Rumble, what do you say? ][Ray 'The Assassin' Mikes][ I'll come back bro, and i'll watch you win that Rumble. Take care and good luck. ][They both stand up and do the normal hug and hand shake as they always have done, Lance walks out the door and to his car as the scene fades to black watching Lance drive off.][
Scene Two. ][The scene opens with Lance stood in front of a camera, the camera gives him the signal to start his promo and he does.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ 1, 15... 25 29.. 30 Just a list of numbers, they dont mean anything to me, so what if i come in first, fifteenth or even last, i dont really care what number i'm drawn cause no matter who stands in my way they are going over the top rope, whether its on the left side, the right side.. or the centre side.. i couldnt give a damn which way they go over the ropes whether it be The Rock, Triple H, Mark Chaos, Slade Craven, Ricky Chambers oh it doesnt really matter who i throw over the top rope cause there will be so many bodies flying over them ropes i'll lose count of how many people i've eliminated. Now 'The Rock', or should i say Dwayne Johnson you think just cause you won your debut match and you sat back and watched the divas beat each other up and then got eliminated that your going to win the Royal Rumble, Rocky dont get me wrong your a good wrestler, hell i've watched your movies and your a good actor too but that doesnt matter at the Rumble you can act all you want but your still gonna get your candy ass handed to you and i'll throw you over that top rope myself if i really have to. Now theres one guy in the Rumble that i've heard all this hype about, a guy that i have no respect for he goes by the White Tiger, who the hell is this guy? I dont really care if hes an icon, or a legend here in the eWe he doesnt have my respect just like the rest of the guys i'm gonna throw over the top rope, you wanna know why you dont have my respect, well its simple its because you hide behind your 'legend' status and all that bullshit. Now i'm actually glad that Ciaran Michaels attacked your pathetic legend wannabe ass, and as for Ciaran Michaels.... your just the same, your a little kid hiding behind the status and reputation of your dad, Shawn Michaels, i watched him when i grew up, i actually idolized him as a child, and i respect your father but Ciaran i dont respect you because you've got to prove yourself, you cant hide in your fathers shadow your whole career kid, you gotta set yourself free from his shadow and show the world that your not just Shawn Michaels son that your something else, until you do that kid you dont have my respect. Fair enough you might not want my respect but its not just me who says that kid its everyone else on the roster that takes the mic out of you, people like Jericho, White Tiger, Triple H and Ben.. all these guys are gonna get whats coming to them from me, especially Triple H and once i win the Rumble Ben.. he better watch out cause i'm gunning for that title, i'll make sure your reign as champion, and your career ends if thats what i have to do to win the title Ben. Theres only a small group of people i respect, those people are the ones that i can trust, the ones i have aligned myself with in Simply Untouchable, i respect each and every single one of them for what they've achieved and how they've achieved it. Triple H, huh.. you wanna come out and say 'screw Lance' and screw everybody else but Hunter get a grip of reality you aint gonna screw me as much as you want to because of the simple fact i aint homosexual and i've got a girlfriend, the best girlfriend anyone could ask for. We all know your history of women... Stephanie 'The Slut' McMahon... need i say more Hunter? i thought not.. Now dont you go and think that your going to be the first in and win this whole thing cause you aint Shawn Michaels, hes better than you, hes better than you'll ever be and so am i Hunter.. JUST LOOK AT ME! ~Lance moves his hand up and down in front of his body~ Look at my body, pure muscle Hunter.. compared to your flab attack.... Hunter you think with that flab you actually have a shot at winning the Rumble, yeah so what Hunter you got lucky, you beat me with the help of a sledgehammer, the same weapon i used to take out a guy from Evolution, weakening you, and Evolution... Hunter.. or should i call you Flubber.. ~laughs a little.~ Yeah i'll call you Flubber, ya see Flubber you dont stand a chance of winning that Rumble, you have to be a pure athlete... you have to be The Worlds Greatest Athlete.. JUST LIKE ME! Now what is it with this guy White Tiger everyone likes? the guys all talk and no action.. compared to 'The Human Hype' he aint nothing but propaganda.. Now White Tiger is that some kind of name thats meant to scare me? or is it a racist name? White.. huh? you dont like us black people thats fine cause White Tiger meet me in the ring at the Rumble and i'll show you just why you should fear LANCE MIKES! So what White Tiger you're a legend and an icon, BULLSHIT! a legend is respected by everyone and believe me i dont respect you. Now onto a guy that talks alot about respect.. Mohammed Hassan.. an Arab American who thinks he's being treated unfairly, BULLSHIT Hassan, you're being treated the way you treat other people, ya see Hassan you might be treated bad but thats because you treat other people like that.. and i for one am sick and tired of listening to you piss and moan about your problems.. if you got problems Hassan DO SOMETHING ABOUT THEM! Hassan.. you've ran your mouth for weeks about how people treat you, so what? big deal you aren't the only one that gets treated that way.. theres alot of other people out there.. and Hassan if you think that Americans are a disgrace then you think i'm a disgrace... and Hassan if you think for a second i'm gonna let you call me that and get away with it, then think again. WHY JUST LOOK AT ME!!! ][END TRANSMISSION][ |