"The Man The World Envies"

[Roleplay Beginning.]

[Scene One: Lance Cutting A Promo.]

[[ The scene opens with Lance Mikes on his cell phone. ]]

' The Man The World Envies ' Lance Mikes - Who?... Dan who?... Dan Taylor.. Mr AWO?.. Am I meant to be scared?.. fuck noh... I'm The Man The World Envies... why? ... JUST LOOK AT ME.

[[ Lance hangs up the phone to whoever it was he was talking to. He turns his attention to the camera and looks into it as he begins to speak. ]]

' The Man The World Envies ' Lance Mikes - Just like I said I would. I beat Johnny Cash with ease at Attitude. I moved on to the Extreme Eight Match at the first ever xWx P-P-V called 'One' One meaning there will only be one man crowned World Champion. Out of the eight; Dan Taylor, Gino Knoxx, Buff Bagwell, Assassin, Joey Stilletti, Dark Tiger, Mortis and Lance Mikes. One man will stand victorious at the end of the Extreme Eight Match. Steel chains, Steel dome. Weapons. The winner has to climb a fuckin' steel chain to the top to retrieve the belt. Eight masked men will climb the cage and storm the eight in the ring and take out anyone in there way.. Well whoever these eight people are they better be ready to step up against Lance Mikes.. I won't just stand there and take a beating, Hell I don't think anyone in the match will. There's weapons and if anyone wants to try and stop me climbing to the top and win the match they can try and stop me all they want but at the end of the match i'll be stood victorious at the top and i'll have the World Title presented to me by Mark Nelson himself.

[[ The camera zooms out a little bit to see the whole of Lance, in his left hand he is holding a steel silver baseball bat. He lifts it up and rests it against his left shoulder. ]]

' The Man The World Envies ' Lance Mikes - Ya see these masked man don't know that when I want I can be pretty dangerous. Especially if I have my baseball bat with me and I will have it with me inside that Steel Dome of torture at One.

[[ Lance smirks a little and puts the baseball bat down against and rest his hand on the top of it as it balances on the floor. ]]

' The Man The World Envies ' Lance Mikes - Dan Taylor, Gino Knoxx, Buff Bagwell, Assassin, Joey Stilletti, Dark Tiger, Mortis.... Just a bunch of names. A bunch of no bodies. I mean come on Buff Bagwell is known for his time in WCW and the rest of these guys no body probably even knows. All I know is that Dan Taylor is meant to be something according to a few people i've spoken to over the past few days. People says 'Dan Taylor is the shit' but Dan I say it true and I say Dan Taylor is SHIT! Dan don't think that for one second you scare me, don't think for one second that I, Lance Mikes, is afraid of you. Dan i'm looking forward to fighting you, i'm looking forward to proving everyone wrong when they said that its going to be tough to be Dan Taylor, Dan you might be tough for everyone else to beat but Dan I'm The Human Hype, I'm The Man The World Envies, The Worlds Greatest Athlete. I bet you've never faced anyone as good as me Dan... actually I can guarantee you've never faced one as good as me Dan because there isn't anyone as good as me. I'm The Future Of This Busi.. INDUSTRY!

[[ Lance begins to laugh . ]]

' The Man The World Envies ' Lance Mikes - Buff Bagwell... you WCW reject. Don't think for a second you can win this match.. you call yourself 'The Stuff' what stuff? a tube of lube? Buff you can take the entire steel dome... lube it up and shove it straight up your ass. I'm sure it'll fit right up there. Buff you might have been a name in WCW with the likes of Sting and Jeff Jarrett and all them losers but when you come to xWx you're nothing, everyone on the roster is nothing. You know why Buff because i'm here.. because compared to Lance Mikes everyone in the wrestling industry is nothing.

[[ Lance gets a big smirk on his face, the camera zooms in on his face more, the baseball bat is out of view as he carries on speaking. ]]

' The Man The World Envies ' Lance Mikes - Gino Knoxx, Assassin, Joey Stilletti, Dark Tiger, Mortis.. you all better not even think you have a chance in hell of winning at One because you no brainers, you no namers are in this match because you won your qualifying matches, that doesn't mean you have a chance of winning at One. No no.. You see cause i'm in the match its automatically a win for me. I'm gonna walk down to the ring with everything to gain and nothing to lose and you no namers are there just so I can show the world why they call me The Worlds Greatest Athlete. So you five come to One you bring all you can bring and it won't be enough to beat Lance Mikes. I'm The Human Hype and you all better be ready for the HYPE!

[[ Lance turns away from the camera and walks off as the camera turns and watches him walk off. ]]

[Scene Two: Concerned, I Think Not!.]

[[ Scene two opens with Lance stood in front of the camera [yet again the camera cant get enough of him.] He begins to speak as we here that one familiar voice. ]]

' The Man The World Envies ' Lance Mikes - Dark Tiger.. you actually think I give a two shits how long you've been in the business. 12 years? whats that meant to mean to me huh? All that means to be is that you're old, very old and if you step in my way you might break your hip or hurt your back so a little word of advice for you Dark Tiger... stay in that nursing home of yours with Darius and watch the Extreme Eight Match from a television set. Watch as I become what you want to become The World Champion. You say if you're determined to get something you don't stop til you get it.. well Dark Tiger you want the World Title you can try and try and get it at One but believe me you little bastard when I say I will win that title even if I have to stop your heart from pumping blood around your body.. I will be the next xWx World Champion WHY?! JUST LOOK AT ME!

 Ya see Dark Tiger it doesn't matter who steps in my way at One. You should have just kept your mouth shut and not spo.....

[[ Before Lance can finish Lances girlfriend Toxic Angel walks on to the set and puts her arms around his waist. Lance and Toxic Angel kiss and then they walk off from the set.[ Lance leaves without finishing his promo showing that he's not concerned about at all about Dark Tiger in the P-P-V match.] ]]

[Roleplay End.]