ｸ.ｷ､*ｴｨ` ' LANCE MIKES - THE MAN ' ｴｨ`*､ｷ.ｸ

Lance Mikes
DOB: June 13th
HEIGHT: 6"1
WEIGHT: 247
HOMETOWN: Manchester, England

CURRENT RECORD:
000 W | 000 L | 000 D

ALLIES: Toxic Angel, Shane Trudex

ENEMIES: Mark Chaos, Sean Page

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
Letting UWI sign me.
Being The Man The World Envies.

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NEXT MATCH: Main Event - Inter Gender Tag Team Match
Lance Mikes & Carmen Banks Vs Adam Harvy & Ava Cash

NEXT MATCH: None
Lance Mikes Vs ???.
Winner: ???

LAST MATCH: None
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Winner: ???

/ / 'How We Do' / /

[Hook - 50 Cent]
This is how we do
We make a move and act a fool while we up in the club
This is how we do
Nobody do it like we do it so show us some love
This is how we do
We make a move and act a fool while we up in the club
This is how we do
Nobody do it like we do it so show us some love

[Verse I - Game]
Fresh like, unhh; Impala, unnh
Chrome hydrolics, 808 drums
You don't want, none
Nigga betta, run
When beef is on, I'll pop that, drum
Come get, some
Pistol grip, pump
If a nigga step on my white Air, Ones
Since red, rum
Ready here I, come
Compton, unh
Dre found me in the, slums
Sellin that skunk, one hand on my gun
I was sellin rocks when Master P was sayin "Unnnh"
Buck pass the blunt
These G-Unit girls just wanna have, fun
Coke and rum
Got weed on the ton
I'm bangin with my hand up her dress like, unh
I'll make her cum, purple haze in my lungs
Whole gang in the front in case a nigga wanna, stunt

[Verse II - 50 Cent]
I put Lamborghini doors on that Es-co-lade
Lil pro so look like I'm riding on blades
In one year mang, a nigga's so paid
I have a straight bitch in the telly goin both ways (Ah!)
Touch me, tease me, kiss me, please me
I give it to ya just how you like it, girl
You know I'm rockin with the best tre pound on my hip
Teflon on my chest
They say I'm no good
Cuz I'm so hood
Rich folks do not want me around
Cuz shit might pop off, and if shit pop off
Somebody gon' get laid the fuck out
They call me new money, say I have no class
I'm from the bottom, I came up too fast
The hell if I care, I'm just here to get my cash
Woozy ass bitches, you can kiss my ass

[Hook]

[Verse III - Game]
I put gold Daytonas on that Cherry Six-Four
White walls so clean it's like I'm ridin on bulbs
Hit one switch mayn, that ass so low
Cali got niggaz in New York ridin on hundred spokes
Touch me, tease me, kiss me, please me
I give it to ya just how you like it, girl
You know I'm rockin with the best fo' pound on my hip
Gold chain on my chest (Ah!)

[Verse IV - Game and 50 Cent]
[50 Cent]
50, unh
Bentley, unh
Em' came 'n gotta nigga fresh out the, slum
Automatic, gun
Fuck 'em one-on-one
We wrap up ya punk ass, stunt 'n ya done
Homie, it's Game time
[Game]
You ready? Here I come
Call Lloyd Banks and get this motherfucker, crunk
It took two, months
But Fifty got it done
Signed with G-unit
Had niggaz like, "huh?"
Don't try to front
I'll leave yo' ass, slumped
Thinkin I'm a punk
Get your fuckin head, lumped
Fifty got a, gun
[50 Cent]
Ready here he come
Gotta sick, vendetta
To get this, chedda
Meet my Ba, Retta
The dra-ma, setta
Sip Am-a, retta
My flow sounds, betta
Than average
On crack I'm a savage
I damage
Any nigga tryin' to front on my clique (G-Unit!)

/ // 'SALIVA' / /

BACKLASH

The Whole 'JUST LOOK AT ME!" thats MY idea not Rob Conways. Thank you very much.

Name: Shaz
Nickname: Shazzy, Shaft, Romeo
Height: 5'7
Weight: don't know
From: Lancashire, England
Date Of Birth: 13/06/85

Years Rping: 5
Fav Wrestler: HBK
Others: HHH, Christian, Cena
Fav Food: Pizza, Mince Meat
Fav Band: Rap music. :)
Job: Sales Assistant
Fav Colour: Black.

Sport Played: Football (soccer) Basketball, Cricket.
Call to Fame:   Im a famous rapper.
Tats:   none.
Piercing:   none
Wheels:   none
Class:   Asshole? Dipshit? Clown? Amazing? Great?

Ok, I wanna thank Myself for this great layout! dont it kick alot of ass! Finaly a layout i made on me own with no help...Well the html for most of it was from another layout but still the hole idear and everything was mine. and i think it kicks ass! So dont fucking steel it assholes!

"The Man The World Envies"

[Roleplay Beginning.]

[[ The scene opens with Lance Mikes sat down inside of a limo. He has a pair of denim jeans on with a white t-shirt and a pair of sunglasses. Lance has a glass of wine in his hand and he has a smirk on his face as the camera is looking at him. ]]

' The Man The World Envies ' Ultimate Wrestling Impact. The next federation on my list to conquer. I'm headlining the first ever show in the Main Event, teaming with some chick named Carmen Banks and fighting Ava Cash and Adam Harvy. Well Lets see, first we have two chicks, and my mind is thinking at least of them is good looking, Most likely Carmen Banks so that leaves Ava Cash, the two dollar slut. You might be helping Mr Blake run this federation but at Showcase you're my opponent. I don't know if you've noticed but most of the people that face me are never the same again, I'm Lance FUCKING Mikes, I'm The Human Hype, The Lyrical Enigma, The Man The World Envies, The Definition Of Perfection hell.. i'm The Worlds Greatest Athlete. Adam, Ava You might aswell no show the main event and make it easy on yourselves, No one's heard a word from you two losers since the day the card was announced, You wanna know why? WHY?! JUST LOOK AT ME!

[[ Lance takes a sip of his wine from the glass in his hands. He smiles and then begins to carry on speaking to the camera. ]]

' The Man The World Envies ' Ava, It's no secret, everybody knows the moment the company signed me you've wanted to get your hands on me, you can't resist me and thats why you're looking forward to this match, It's got to be the ONLY reason you're excited about the match so you can picture yourself touching me, caressing me, 'throwing' me around, Doesn't it just turn you on huh Ava? ha-ha.. Ava darlin' you should just stay home and send a note in to the management that you're doing your make-up or drying your hair or something because come Wednesday at Showcase bay-bee you won't know what hit you.

Now Onto Adam, Harvy, Adam you think you're enigmatic huh? well boy i'm The Lyrical Enigma, you wanna think you're enigmatic or something then you go right ahead and think it but Adam it's not going to help you when you come face to face with me, The Human Hype and my partner Carmen Banks.. I haven't really had a chance to speak to her yet, but by what I saw Ava you probably don't having anything on her. I've had enough of wasting my time on the people that don't matter to me. Turn that fuckin' camera off now before I shove my boot up your ass you stupid son of a bitch camera man. Turn it off NOW!

[[ The camera switches off. ]]

[Roleplay End.]