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Scene One ][Scene opens with Lance Mikes, all we can really see is Lance stood up leaning against, what appears to be a wall, the room is dark so we can't really make out where we are, or what the room is. Lance Mikes begins to speak.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ After so many months... One place in this industry has placed me in a match against the one man that I can not stand, the one man that I despise the most in life. Shawn Ashlocke. Ya know i'm going to love stepping in that ring and knowing I get to kick his ass and not get arrested for assault or anything. I've waited so long, i've waited so much time for this to happen.. and now that it's here.. Ashlocke you better be ready, you better be prepared for the fight of your life. I know I have a tag team partner, Blue Panther and Ashlocke has Sean Lewis as his partner. Big deal.. Ashlocke and Lewis! Some people would be scared but me, no.. what do I have to be scared of? Ashlocke? Please don't make me laugh... Ashlocke you think for one second i'm scared of you or that intimidate me then you really must be stupider than I thought you were. Ya see Ashlocke, not many people know the story about me and you, the history we have, the personal issues and all that. You thought, you took it upon yourself to let everyone in The Asylum to know backstage. You think that was a good idea Ashlocke? You think bringing up my past was a good idea? No Ashlocke it wasn't, I'm over it, and you should just move THE FUCK ON! Big deal Shawn... whats happened has happened and let it rest in the past, You can't do that though can you? NO! you had to bring it up here in The Asylum, why here huh Shawn? Why not in EWE? Why The Asylum? Actually Shawn don't even bother coming up with some bullshit excuse for that, you seem to be very good at making stuff up. I mean the stories you told everyone about our history, those stories Shawn are all in your fucking head. Thats not how it went down and you know damn well it wasn't. You just want to make it out that i'm the bad guy, and you're not, you want all the sympathy you can get, how pathetic Shawn, how very pathetic. ][The camera zooms closer to Lance Mikes and we see the anger, the intensity in his eyes, the rage building up as he carries on speaking.][ Sean Lewis. Mr. King Of Extreme from EWE... How the hell are ya? Actually in fact Sean don't answer that question cause I don't really care. You see you teaming with Ashlocke makes you guilty by collaboration. I don't care if you like, or dislike Shawn Ashlocke either Sean but you teaming with him puts you on his side, it puts you against me and Blue Panther. Sean i'll give a word of warning... If you see me and Ashlocke going at it do one thing, do us both a favour and keep the fuck away from us... let us settle this our own way, and that goes for you too Blue Panther. Don't think i'm going to tell Lewis to stay out so you can come in and we can double team Ashlocke. NO! I'm going to take care of Ashlocke myself. ON MY OWN! Ashlocke at the next Asylum event you better pray, you better pray to God, that I don't end you career and your life. You do know that you are stepping in the ring with The Worlds Greatest Athlete, right Shawn? You do know that i'm The Man The World Envies... I don't even care about the names i've been given by the fans. I don't care about all that crap, I don't care about the hype, the catchphrases, the gimmicks and all the backstage bullshit the only thing that matters to me is stepping in that ring with you and settling this score once and for all and maybe then you'll stop being a pussy ass bitch and maybe then you'll stop being a bitch and actually talk to me and try and settle the issues. I doubt you have the balls or the guts to do that but hey.. its up there if you want to Ashlocke. Ashlocke, be for warned that your life is at risk, do you really want to risk it? Risk your whole life? your career? your everything? For what Shawn.. an internet girlfriend that you couldn't keep? An internet girlfriend that left you, which led you to blame ME for your fucking pathetic problems that you have. Ashlocke.. Do or say whatever the fuck you want. You can tell all these people what you want about me.. but you forget one thing... I DON'T CARE what you have to say about me.. Your opinion is insignificant to me Ashlocke. The moment you started blaming me for all your pathetic problems, and the fact that your internet girlfriend left you and everything else that was bad in your life... you threw it on me and blamed me for it... Hell Ashlocke I could have blamed you for everything thats gone wrong in my life, the fact that I might have cancer, the fact that I might be fucking dying inside, you don't see me blaming people, bitching or whining backstage do you Ashlocke? NO, you want to know why.. Ashlocke, listen up and listen good you stupid son of a bitch.. I don't need the attention backstage like you do.. I can get the attention in the middle of that fucking ring. The moment I stepped foot in The Asylum who was it that brought it everyones attention that I was here, that Ashlocke had a problem with me and didn't want me here... huh? It was you Shawn... It was you.. You came out and told everyone that I, Lance Mikes, was here in The Asylum... why? Thinking that mentioning my name would make you a star? Ashlocke please... I don't need cheerleaders announcing when I arrive and leave.. ][Lance Mikes pushes himself off the wall and walks forward a little. He kneels down and picks something up from the floor, the camera gets a closer look at it to see that its a screw.][ I bet you're all wondering why i'm holding a screw in my hand? You all think i'm a little crazy, and weird, right? Well.. i'll tell you why i'm holding this screw.. it reminds me of you Shawn, its small.. like most things you have, and your career because after the next House Show you won't be alive Ashlocke, You won't be able to stand on your own two feet. That two dollar slut of yours won't be there either to hold you up, Ashlocke i'll be the one holding you up... and then dropping you back down and making you bleed even more than you are already bleeding. ][Lance lets out a sadistic laugh.][ Now this screw also represents something you have too Shawn, from what i've been told by your 'internet girlfriend that left you' you have a very small.... now thats where I let your imagination run wild but i'm pretty sure everyone knows exactly what I mean. I've also been told from your ex-wife Trinity Douglas aswell... I guess the rumours are two.. Ashlocke does indeed have a small DICK! ][Lance gets to his feet dropping the screw. He walks over to the side and flips a light switch, the lights turn on in the room and the camera is focused on Lance Mikes. He has a black jacket on, zipped up.][ Now ladies and gentlemen, without further ado... I bring you the brand new t-shirt made by 'Yours Truly' Lance Mikes himself... the 'Die Ashlocke' t-shirt. ][Lance unzips the jacket and takes it off and throws it over the back of a chair to reveal a black t-shirt with a picture of Shawn Ashlocke on the floor as it looks, tapping out with blood over his face. The camera zooms in on it.][
][Lance begins to laugh a little and then speaks.][ I can hear it now. 'You cant do that Lance, its too controversial' DOES this face looks like it gives two flying fucks what anyone thinks? NO, I have the right to wear whatever I want and whenever I want. If I want to wear this t-shirt to every event for The Asylum then so be it, I will and there isn't anyone that is going to try and stop me. You know why? Cause no one cares how much I verbally, or physically for that matter, abuse you Ashlocke. Everyone is sick of your constant whining and bitching 'oh Lance Mikes is here blah blah blah' shut the fuck up you stupid son of a bitch and change the god damn fucking channel cause that program is out OF DATE! ][The camera zooms in on Lance.][ Come our match, the main event at the next Asylum House Show.. Ashlocke you'll wish you were never born, you'll wish you never even met me, you'll wish that you never heard the name Lance Mikes... WHY?! JUST LOOK AT ME! ][Lance pushes the camera to a side and walks out of the room as the camera turns to the door way to see it close.][ ][END TRANSMISSION][ |
